Note: wow this story has evolved. 1st chapter: crap. Now I'm getting all these good reviews. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Cough ahem… sorry.

Disclaaaaaaaimer: I'm in a good mood today, so I won't try to kill you. All fan characters belong to their owners. And I don't own Sonic and co…. yet! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ELEVEN!


"HOLY CRAP, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO KNUCKLES?" Sonic yelled.

Aries pointed to Knuckles, who was sleeping on the floor of the boat.

"Why is he sleeping?"

Aries grabbed a tranquilizer from the floor of the boat.

"So, you're going to try to kill us again?"

"Nope. I've learned my lesson. Never mess with Sonic Team or they'll fuck you up. Hop in." Aries said.

"I don't trust him." Cream said.

"Don't worry, we'll beat the shit out of him if he does anything stupid." Shadow assured as he hopped into the boat. Everybody got in.

"Watch this!" Aries said. He started driving the boat really fast and then pressed a button. The boat lifted into the air and turned into a jet fighter.

"WHOA! How did you do that?" Tails asked.

"I like to press buttons."

"Figures."

They were flying for about 10 minutes when they heard a noise.

"Whoa, what was that?" Sonic asked, startled.

"It sounds like something hit the jet!" Amy said.

"It sounds like a weapon of some sort is hitting the wall next to Sonic!" Tails exclaimed.

"Well, I don't like it! Tails, switch places with me. If you die, it won't matter as much." Sonic said, shoving Tails out of his seat.

Tails glared at him and moved to where Sonic was. The noise stopped.

"It stopped." Knuckles said. "OH MY GOD! I HATE THIS AUTHOR! ALL THE OBVIOUS LINES GO TO ME!"

SHUT UP! LET'S CONTINUE THE STORY! And, how did you wake up?

"I dunno."

Three minutes later the noise started up again only it was next to Sonic this time.

"WHAT IS THAT?" Sonic yelled.

Amy looked out the window.

"Oh, it's just some kid with an axe." She said.

"HOW DID A KID WITH AN AXE GET ON THE JET? AND WHY IS HE TRYING TO KILL ME?" Sonic said, screaming like a little girl.

"Ugh, let me check." Shadow said. He crawled out the window and climbed on top of the jet, which was pretty hard. Indeed, there was a blonde human with an axe in his hand.

"How did you get here?" Shadow asked him.

The blonde kid shrugged.

"I don't know. The author of this story is demented." He said.

"Well, of course."

CAN YOU GUYS STOP ALREADY?

"Umm, why are you trying to kill Sonic?" Shadow asked.

"Uhh… What are you talking about? I was never trying to kill him! I was uhh… knocking. On the jet with my… axe." The blonde kid said.

"Ok… well, you can come in if you want."

Shadow and the blonde kid climbed in the jet. He was wearing a dark blue hat with matching sunglasses, jeans, and a red shirt with a dragon on it.

Sonic screamed like a little girl again.

"JESUS, CAN YOU STOP DOING THAT?" Knuckles yelled.

"Yeah, Sonic. You wuss. He was only knocking on the jet so we could let him in." Shadow said, quite stupidly.

"Ok." Everyone agreed, like the idiots they are.

"What's your name, anyway?" Shadow asked.

"Linds." The kid said.

"HAH! WHAT KIND OF NAME IS LINDS?" Sonic yelled.

Linds punched him in the face.

-10 minutes later-

"HEY LOOK! A FLYING SWORDFISH!" Aries yelled. He pointed out the window.

"That's a warship!" Tails yelled.

"No, it's a swordfish! Duuh."

"NO, IT'S PART OF THE EGG FLEET!"

"I like my eggs scrambled, thank you."

"We must have caught up to them!" Sonic said.

"Caught up to what? The eggs?"

"Aries! Land on that big swordfish!"

"Okey-dokey!" Aries crashed the jet into the ship.

CRASH

"I SAID LAND, NOT CRASH!" Sonic yelled.

Everyone got out of the jet. They saw the Floating Egg in the distance.

"CAN THIS THING GO ANY SLOWER?" Kyra yelled. "AND HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE BEFORE ME?"

Knuckles saw that opportunity again. He glided towards the Floating Egg.

"Hey, babe. Miss me?" he said.

"Back off." Kyra said, trying to control herself.

"Aww, come on baby. You know you love me."

The metal claw grabbed him again and threw him against the ship.

"Knuckles, this is no time for flirting!" Sonic yelled.

"Sonic you have no control over my love life!" Knuckles yelled back.

While they were fighting, no one noticed that Tails flew over to the Floating Egg, and grabbed the 7 chaos emeralds.

"Hey, guys!" he yelled, showing them the emeralds.

"HOW DID YOU-? COME HERE LITTLE FOX!" Kyra yelled. The Floating Egg's metal claw started moving towards Tails.

Tails threw the emeralds in the air. They started circling around him. Finally Tails turned a brighter yellow, his eyes turned red, and three golden birds started circling around him.

"SUPER TAILS!" Cream yelled.

"Wow that looks stupid. And what's with the birds?" Linds asked.

"So I don't have to do anything." Tails said.

The three birds flew up to the metal claw and pecked the crap out of it. Then they went for Kyra.

"AGH! GET AWAY! STOP PECKING ME!" Kyra was yelling, as she swatted at the birds.

"We'll leave her to have fun with them. Come on, we have to find Eggman!" Sonic said.


More fan characters are coming. Sorry, I couldn't think of much. Writer's block is sneaking up on me. 1 more thing, tell me how your fan charcter would look if they were in super form. That is all. REVIEW :)