Insanity rise: By the way thanks for all the wonderful reviews on my Neji Tenten story! I love you guys! Anyway I think this chapter is much funnier than the first so here you go! Again, I do not support guy and guy pairings!

Chapter 2

Speakerofthedolphins: Did you enjoy the first chapter?

Fluffysnakeguy: I really loved it! Oh my precious Kabuto!

Speakerofthedolphins: You're too kind, anyway, I do think I'll make an appearance in chapter two, I do so love being a part of these things!

Fluffysnakeguy: More Kabuto MORE KABUTO!

Speakerofthedolphins: Of course! I must get back to work!

Fluffysnakeguy: fan girl squeal

"Darn stupid Kin," Zaku grumbled, walking down the hallway, anger burning in his eyes. He would never be able to win Dosu's heart if Kin was always in the way; he had to take her down, but how? He needed a plan; he needed to get rid of her for good.

"Hi Zaku," Kabuto walked up to him, covered in Band-Aids with pictures of fluffy kittens of them.

"You okay," Zaku gave him a bemused glance.

"Yep," Kabuto shrugged, "but I think my master has feelings for me."

"You didn't already know that," Zaku chuckled, "have you seen the way he looks at you?"

"No," Kabuto shook his head slightly, suddenly feeling very awkward.

"Do you know where Dosu went," Zaku asked, his eyes darting about.

"He and Kin went into town this morning, "Kabuto told him, "why do you care?"

"Because," Zaku took off down the hallway, not wanting to explain. Kabuto shrugged his shoulders as the boy disappeared, remembering all the paper work he still had to do.

"Isn't this wonderful Dosu," Kin exclaimed, walking around the outskirts of the sound village. Dosu only stared at her, still in a lovesick daze.

"Yep," he said stupidly.

"We'll be together forever," Kin, cheered, giving Dosu another tight hug. Suddenly, there was a loud rustling in the bushes, causing Kin to jump in alarm.

"Who's there," she squeaked, overcome with a feeling of pure dread, afraid some evil creature would jump out at her. Dosu jumped in front of her, ready to protect her from whatever was lurking behind the trees. But that's not what they saw when a figure stepped from the bushes. Kin gasped. Before them stood a smiling man with spiky brown hair wearing a blue t-shirt with a dolphin on it and carrying a small note pad.

"Who are you," Kin said shaking, noticing the man's Konoha headband.

"I'm Iruka," the man exclaimed, jotting something down on his pad, "and I'm here to plan your wedding!"

"Our wedding," Kin gasped, squealing with glee.

"Yep," Iruka nodded, "I've been following you for awhile and I really do think you should consider getting married!"

"Yes YES," Kin hopped about, hugging onto Dosu, who only smiled dumbly.

"What do you think for location, "Iruka asked, writing more on his pad," I was thinking around here somewhere, and the theme…"

"We should do something about kittens," Kin squealed with glee, "my precious Dosu looks just like a kitten, and he's just as much fun to hug!"

"I can see that," Iruka smiled, "kittens it is then!"

"We could have fluffy hats, oh and kitty tails, and real kittens instead of those stupid rings, and little kitty ears, and a goldfish, and kitty shaped cake that tasted like tuna, and a goldfish, and everything could be all fluffy, and a goldfish, and streamers with kitties on them, and a goldfish, and the invitations could have kittens all over them, and a goldfish and maybe even A GOLDFISH," Kin hugged Dosu tighter, obviously enjoying this "wedding planning."

"You're a natural at this," Iruka exclaimed, quickly writing down everything Kin had just told him.

"I know," Kin smiled, "and it's because my little Dosu!"

"I love you," Dosu smiled, receiving another hug from Kin.

"Me too!"

"I'm very happy for you," Iruka grinned, "now who do you want to come to the wedding?"

"Everyone," Kin exclaimed, "Orochimaru, and Kabuto, and all the sound genin, and Yoroi, and Misumi, and everyone in the sound village and those weird sound five and a goldfish and anyone else you can think of…but not that meanie Zaku, no I don't want him here at all!"

"Great," Iruka smiled, "this will be a wonderful kitty wedding!"

"They make me sick," Zaku growled from a nearby tree, watching Kin bounce around as she spoke to Iruka about wedding plans. He couldn't believe Kin had won Dosu over so easily, but he wasn't going to give up without a fight! He needed a plan, a plan to get rid of that miserable girl. Nevertheless, he wouldn't be able to take her down alone, besides she had kitties on her side. Just then he looked down from his tree branch and saw a certain someone, someone who gave him an idea.

"I had four biscuits then I ate one," Kabuto sang in a childish voice, skipping down the path, "then I only had three!"

"…," Zaku couldn't find the words to say as he stared at the skipping boy.

"I had three biscuits, then I ate one," Kabuto squealed, clearly enjoying his song, "then I only had two."

"Kabuto," Zaku called, trying to get the boy's attention.

"I had two biscuits then I ate one," Kabuto was clearly unaware of Zaku's presence, "then I only had…wait a minute…what comes after two?"
"KABUTO!" Zaku growled.

"AHHH!" Kabuto shrieked, cowering and trembling, sinking to his knees, "PLEASE DON'T HURT ME BISCUIT KING! I'M SORRY FOR EATING YOUR BISCUITS FRIENDS! I'M SORRY! I WON'T DO IT AGAIN I PROMISE JUST LET ME LIVE, THERE'S SO MUCH I AHVEN'T SEEN OR DONE I CAN'T DIE NOW!"

"It's me you moron," Zaku growled, causing Kabuto to look up.

"Oh hi Zaku," Kabuto looked rather relieved, "for a minute there, I thought the biscuit king had come to claim me, he does that you know."

"Yeah whatever," Zaku grumbled, "just listen here will ya."

"Yes," Kabuto said, curious.

"I need you help."

"With what," Kabuto asked, suddenly looking distressed, "I'm deeply sorry Zaku but I could never love you like I love-"

"Get your mind out of the gutter and listen," Zaku growled, causing Kabuto to stop speaking, "I need you to help me break up Kin and Dosu!"

"Why?" Kabuto was clearly confused.

"Because you idiot, Dosu is mine!" Zaku snarled, "And I need a plan."

"Okay," Kabuto shrugged, having nothing better to do, "If I say yes will you give me a biscuit."

"Okay whatever just say you're in," Zaku was clearly getting very impatient, wondering if this had even been a good idea.

"Oh…sweet buttery biscuits," Kabuto said dreamily, "okay I'm in!"

"Good," Zaku smirked evilly, a plan beginning to take form in his sinister mind, "Dosu's as good as mine!"

"BISCUITS!" Kabuto squealed.