Disclaimer: I don't owns Naruto! Man this sucks.

What the Hell?

Hinata: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sakura: WHAT THE FUCK?

Sasuke: Ladies shouldn't use those words.

Tenten: Holy Shit I AINT DOING THAT! OR WEARING THAT!

Neji: Girls with proper manners attract more guys.

Tenten: If I can't say what I want, they will have to eat my fist!

Wind Kunai: Let's back away very slowly….

Recap

"Fine…we will only mess with Kakashi and Asuma." Sakura concluded.

"But we need a plan." Shikamaru stepped up and said. They started to discuss about the plan. Well, sort of Shikamaru telling them WHAT to do.

"Got it?" Shikamaru asked.

"Could you repeat what I have to do again?" Naruto asked.

"Okay, we attack at sunrise." Naruto said, nodding.

-girl's dorm-

"Ohaayo Sakura!" Ino saying, poking her lightly on her arm.

"5 more minutes mom…"Sakura mumbled. Then she felt a sudden wrath of pain on her arm.

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR!" Sakura yelled, jumping out of her bed. She grab her kunai and ran for Ino. Who, by the way, dash out of the room before Sakura even felt the pain.

"If this is like every morning in this dorm.." Tenten started to say but interrupted by Sakura's insults to Ino.

A kunai was thrown at Ino but miss and hit the door instead. Tenten dodged a kunai when it was coming at her. Hinata started to look funny.

"Ne? Hinata are you okay?" Tenten asked.

"WILL YOU GUYS STOP IT ALREADY?" Hinata yelled. Sakura and Ino stopped in their tracks and Ino approached the table.

"I am going to use the bathroom." Sakura said, entering the bathroom.

"Okay you have got 10 minutes." Hinata said cheerfully.

'Damn she is scary. 1) Don't piss off Hinata. 2) Don't be the one to wake up Sakura.' Tenten thought.

-guy's dorm-

"Naruto wake up." Sasuke said. Naruto just turn around and continued sleeping. "DAMN IT WAKE ALREADY!"

'Shitty piece of shit.' Sasuke thought. He started to walk out of the room and he had an idea.

"Hinata and ramen going to be there." Sasuke whispered almost at the door.

"WHERE?" Naruto exclaimed jumping out of his bed.

"Good you are up. "Neji said.

"Shikamaru says we have about 10 minutes until we have to go to the park." Neji continued.

"So wake up. The bathroom's yours. And ramen is on the table. " Sasuke said.

"Alright." Naruto said, running to the bathroom.

-Park-

"Man…The guys are like Kakashi…Late…"Sakura said sitting on the grass leaning against the tree. She was wearing a dark green tank top and a pair of baggy black jeans. She had her hair dyed to black She put it into a ponytail and at the end of her ponytail there was green.

"Man…we are gonna be late for this plan…"Tenten said, leaning on the tree. She had the Chinese buns as usual and she wore a baggy green t-shirt which she pulled back to make a "Bunny-tail"(that's what I call it) and a pair of black baggy pants. With her usual ninja shoes. She dyed her hair a light pastel green. (It sounds better then it sounds I did it once haha...it was for…err...my friends made me do it)

"How long have we been waiting?" Hinata asked. She was wearing a black sleeveless shirt with a green stripe going through the stomach also with a hood, and a pair of black baggy shorts which look like baggy Capri. Ino made her put stripes of green through her hair.

"Sigh…I bet they are sleeping right now." Ino said. Sakura made her dye her hair black with light pastel green streaks. She was wearing a dark green tank top with a black jean jacket, black jean skirt(with shorts under) and a pair of green high heels with ribbons which she tied around her leg.

"SORRY WE'RE LATE!" Naruto shouted. Everyone perked up and got up from their spots and stood up.

'They're finally here.' the girls thought in unison. The guys walked up the grassy hill with Naruto running.

Then they stopped in their tracks looking at the girls.

'Is that Sakura?' Sasuke thought.

'Is that really Tenten.' Neji thought.

'Is THAT INO?' Shikamaru thought, rubbing his eyes.

'HINATA IS HOT.' Naruto thought, grinning to himself.

"ARE WE GONNA DO THIS THING OR NOT!" Ino shouted. They guys suddenly had reality smacked them across the cheek and began walking towards them.

"Everyone in position?" Shikamaru said over the walkie-talkie.

"Hn." Everyone responded. The guys quickly went to the meadow where they'll be hiding behind the trees. The girls walked over to Kakashi's place.

Knock..

Knock..

"COMING." Kakashi yelled, not being a morning person. He opened the door finding four beautiful young girls in his doorway. (A/N: HE ISN' PERVERTED…or maybe he is..)

"Erm…Ohaayo...Kakashi-kun." Sakura started. Kakashi looked at them funny.

'What the hell is up with '-kun'..?' Kakashi thought, twitching his eye that was covered.

"Ohaayo...to you...too.' the silver-hair Jounin said, uncertainly.

"How do you know my name?" Kakashi continued.

"Everyone knows the famous copy-ninja." Tenten quickly said.

"Why are you on my porch?" Kakashi asked.

"We're here to sell you the latest and most fantastic book! COME TATICAL PARADISE!" Ino shouted, holding up the book. Naruto did a jitsu which allowed him to look like Kakashi and bought the book.

"What…how you know…"Kakashi said.

"One condition!" Hinata shouted. (A/N: WOW! SHE SHOUTED!)

"You gonna have catch each of us and you could have the book for free!" Sakura said, holding up a finger and winking.

"Fine. Let's do this." Kakashi said, wanting the latest issue of come come paradise. The girls nodded and began running in different directions.

'Let's hope this work…" Sakura thought. She headed for the meadow and met up with the guys.

Ino had the worse luck, Kakashi went after her first. Kakashi seeing Ino had the book, instinctively head for Ino.

'Too bad little Kakashi, I don't have the book.' Ino thought, smirking. She picked up her speed and ran to the other side of town, leading close to the meadow. Suddenly Kakashi was in front of her.

"You got me." Ino said, smiling.

"Good. Now three more to go." Kakashi said. Running to search the other girls. Hinata was spotted by Kakashi.

'Another one.' Kakashi thought, smiling. ' That book will be mine in no time.'

Hinata sensed Kakashi close behind but not close enough. She slowed down to a pace that he could catch up.

'Sigh…Tenten your turn.' Hinata thought.

"You got me." Hinata said. Kakashi looked at her and ran for another girl.

Tenten was had unbelievable speed. Kakashi had a difficult time catching up to her. Then another girl came into view. Kakashi realized they were at a meadow.

Then the other girls appeared. They smiled a dark smile.

"You got us but now we caught you." Sakura said, darkly. Suddenly the bodies went POOF.

'Kuso…' Kakashi thought. He looked around checking his surroundings. He didn't pick up any signs of chakra. Kunai went straight forward him. With shock, he dodged it.

"What do you want with me?" Kakashi said.

"What we want with you?" a girl's voice ,conceal under the trees, said.

'Why…We want you." another girls voice said. Kakashi threw kunai at the two spots but he heard a POOF sounds.

"This would be easy to handle." A girl coming out of her hiding spot said. Kakashi threw himself at her and she came charging at him. Kakashi pulled out a kunai and hit her at her heart. Blood came from her heart instantly.

"OH NO SAKURA!" a girl coming from beneath the tree leaves. The other girls revealed their hiding spots and ran over to their friend.

Shock went through Kakashi's body. Still. Horrified. He just killed one of his pupils.

Haha. Hope you like this Chappie. Sorry it took me so long to update. Math class can kill you!