WHAT THE HELL?
Sakura: Do I die?
Wind: Yes.
Sakura: WHAT?
Tenten: HAHA YOU'RE DEAD.
Sasuke: Pathetic.
Neji: Tch.
Shikamaru: Troublesome.
Naruto: I bet they are fighting over me.
Death glares comes to the guys.
Silence.
Neji: MOMMY HELP ME!
Sasuke: NEJI'S MOM HELP ME!
Shikamaru: LORD JESUS! I'M GONNA GO TO HEAVEN EARLY!
Naruto: Cries I'M OKAY!
Tenten and Sakura: We'll fix that. -cracks knuckles-
Wind: Erm…Let's go on with the story.
(Erm…The prank isn't funny….it's more dramatic…I didn't even know the prank.)
Inner
Thought
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Recap
Recap
"This would be easy to handle." A girl coming out of her hiding spot said. Kakashi threw himself at her and she came charging at him. Kakashi pulled out a kunai and hit her at her heart. Blood came from her heart instantly.
"OH NO SAKURA!" a girl coming from beneath the tree leaves. The other girls revealed their hiding spots and ran over to their friend.
Shock went through Kakashi's body. Still. Horrified. He just killed one of his pupils.
"Sakura, no.." Hinata started to say but end up sobbing.
"Nothing could be helped, Hinata." Tenten said, holding back her tears. But her emotions failed her. Ino held Sakura's cropse close to her, mumbling.
'NOOOOOOO! Kuso…' Kakashi thought, silently mourning and was at the verge of crying.
"Kakashi…?" Sakura started to say. Kakashi moved towards her. "Don't blame this on yourself...but on me."
"No…it was my fault." Kakashi said, bending down onto the floor to meet his pink-haired pupil.
"Like…I…said…it's my fault…"Sakura said, then she closed her eyes.
"SAKURA!" Ino yelled. Suddenly the four bodies went into puffs. They were there anymore.
"HAHA…you fell for it." Sakura said, laughing. She appeared out of a bush. So did Ino, Tenten, and Hinata.
"What the hell?" Kakashi said.
"You fell for our little plan." Tenten explained.
'What THE?' Kakashi thought.
"WHAT TYPE OF SICK PEOPLE ARE YOU?" Kakashi yelled.
"oh yeah, here as we promised." Ino said, throwing a little orange book to Kakashi.
"I forgive you." Kakashi said, flipping the pages of the book.
"Good." Sakura said. Hinata quickly knocked a pressure point on Kakashi's back causing him to be unconscious.
"Kakashi fallen." Sakura said to the little walkie-talkie.
"Hai! Sakura-Chan!" Naruto said back over.
"Hn." Sasuke said. Neji nodded. Naruto looked confused. Shikamaru nodded.
"WHAT IS UP WITH YOU AND YOUR BASTARD LANGUAGE?" Naruto shouted.
"You want Asuma to find us!" Shikamaru questioned calmly. They were high up on branches of trees, looking for the cigarette smoking sensei. Then they saw something so terrifying they nearly fell out of the tree. Asuma had one arm swung on Kurenai's shoulder and didn't have a cigarette in his mouth!
"That's sick." Neji muttered.
"We found him, at least. Wait till she is gone." Sasuke said, recovering from shock.
"I got to go now, Asuma." Kurenai said, waving.
"Alright." Asuma said, kissing her on the cheek. Then Kurenai blushed and took off.
"Ew…..did…." Naruto started.
"At least he isn't gay…"Neji said.
"My turn." Naruto said and the three guys ran off to the meadow He jumped out of the tree and began running towards Asuma.
"Naruto, what's wrong?" Asuma asked, seeing the 'dead tired' pupil.
"-pant- Kakashi -pant- meadow -pant- three guys -pant- three girls.." Naruto said. Instantly Asuma heard the words Kakashi and meadow.
"Which meadow?" Asuma asked keeping his cool.
"One that Neji's team train in." Naruto said, falling on the floor.
"Hai." Asuma said, running to the meadow. Naruto got up and followed.
As they approached the area, Asuma felt Kakashi's chakra. They entered the large meadow and instantly Asuma fell to the ground when he saw Kakashi.
"Kuso!" Naruto shouted and snapped Asuma out of his trance. He saw Naruto fighting two girls about his age. But it was too late. A guy came behind Asuma and knocked a pressure point and he fell down instantly.
"Hehe…that was easy." Sakura said, stopping. Naruto automatically stopped too.
"Hey, he's heavy." Sasuke said, trying to lift Asuma's body up. Immediately, the other people got up and helped Sasuke.
-Later-
"SLURP!" Naruto slurped up his 35th bowl of ramen. Everyone waited for Asuma and Kakashi to wake up. Now the senseis were pinned up against the tree.
"Argh…" Kakashi moaned and tried to rub his neck. He realized he can't talk someone put duct tape on his mouth! (Wow….he has a mask…)
"WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT FROM US!" Asuma yelled, causing the young people to look at him.
"We want revenge." Sasuke said.
"WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU!" Asuma continued shouting.
"Kill us." Neji said darkly.
"What?" Asuma said, confused now.
"Now we're returning the favor." Hinata said, narrowing her eyes.
"Killed our parents, killed our village, killed us." Sakura said, clenching her fist.
"Now die." Naruto said throwing many kunais at the senseis. Kakashi looked bewildered, rolling his eyes- I mean eye(since he knows they're fake). Asuma's pupils nearly disappeared in fear.
"HAHAHA." Everyone laughed. Tenten jerked the kunais back with her chakra strings, making it to fall onto the ground. (when did she attached it..?)
"WHAT?" Asuma yelled. Neji stood up and removed the duct tape from Kakashi's mouth.
"KAKASHI, WHAT IS GOING ON?" Asuma continued yelling.
"They pulled a prank on us." Kakashi said, trying to move but the kunai won't budge. Asuma thought about it. Then his face turned red.
"WHAT KIND OF SICK PEOPLE ARE YOU?" Asuma yelled out.
"For us to know." Sakura replied simply. Tenten pulled out all of the kunais at once with her chakra strings. The senseis got down and sat on the floor.
"At least I got something good out of this." Kakashi said, smiling. He pulled the tiny book out of his vest and began reading. Nearly everyone sweat dropped at this.
"Asuma! Kakashi!" a black-hair young lady with a pig in hand called out.
"Their you guys are. We need you A.S.A.P. in the Hokage's office" Shizune said.
"Onik." The pig added.
"Alright. We'll be there." Asuma said.
"Don't worry we'll get you back for this." Kakashi said, winking. The copy-ninja and the cigarette-butt-eating sensei got up and ran to the Hokage's office with Shizune.
"What should we do now. Our teams don't have training to day." Ino piped up.
"Guess again." Tenten said. "
"Come on Neji. Bring your ear plugs. We're late." Tenten said after a second.
"Hn." Neji said, grabbing a pair of ear plugs out of his pocket and put it on.
"We need to train." Tenten said, excusing herself and Neji. They walked off. Well, they ran.
"Hey, isn't this meadow where they're training at?" Naruto said.
"Yes…" Sakura said, slowly.
"I'm going home." Sasuke said, getting up.
"I'm hungry." Naruto said. "Hinata-chan, want to go with me to Ickraru's?"
"H-hai." Hinata said, blushing 3 shades of red. Naruto grab her hand and began walking. Hinata suddenly took on 10 shades of pink and red.
"They arrrrreeee sooooo cute together!" Sakura and Ino said in unison. Ino walked up to Shikamaru and locked arms with him. Ino giggled at the sight of his blush.
"We're off too! We're on a date!" Ino said, walking.
"Have a fun time and don't kill Shikamaru!" Sakura said, laughing.
Cute. A sudden voice appeared in Sakura's head. She got up and began walking home.
I know. Nara Shikamaru and Nara Ino. She giggled at the thought.
Too early for that. Let me out, please.
Come on, you know the rules.
Pfft. Your gay rules. Your gay morals.
Fine.
Sakura made a hand seal and said "Inner-Self Release" quietly.
"Ah…that feels better." Sakura said, running her fingers through her hair.
Hehe. Let's train. (The real Sakura is inside so the bold is now her thoughts.)
You and your giggling.
Sakura rolled her green eyes and began to train.
"Kage no Bushin Justu." Sakura said, and another her appeared in front of her.
Then she began to block the attacks that were coming from the fake Sakura.
She didn't notice someone watching her. He stood in a tree watching the pink-haired kunochi. He jumped down from the tree, catching her attention.
"Kunichiwa Sasuke." Sakura said, without the -kun part.
Hmmm….no -kun? She had grown stronger. Sasuke thought. He smirked.
"Want to spar with me?" Sakura said. "It's no fun fighting a Shadow Clone."
"Hn." Sasuke said, agreeing with her. He pulled out a kunai and got into fighting stance. Sakura did the same and ran towards him.
So she didn't grow after all. Sasuke thought.
Sasuke quickly kicked the girl. POOF! It was gone. Sasuke looked around and trying to feel for her chakra.
Kuso. Sasuke thought. Then a sudden jerk of pain went through his body.
HEY! STOP HURTING SASUKE! the real Sakura thought.
Hey, he agreed to spar with us. He gets it.
NOOOO, GO LIGHTER ON HIM.
Then Sakura went taijutsu on Sasuke. She filled her arms and legs with chakra and began beating his ass.
Her speed's amazing. Sasuke thought, a little wide eyed.
He activated his Sharingan and began to block her attacked. Sakura suddenly stop and did two back flips to get away. He did the hand seals Horse and Tiger.
"Fire element: Grand Fireball no Jutsu!" Sasuke said and started to shoot fire at her. Sakura did quick hand seal then fire touch her. Sakura became a block of wood.
Kuso, Kawarimi no Jutsu. Sasuke thought, trying to look for her again. Then he felt metal against his neck.
"You lose." Sakura whispered into his ear. She held his arm tightly around his back and the kunai against his neck.
When did she become this strong? Sasuke thought.
"Practice, Sasuke, practice." Sakura said, answering his thought. She loosen her grip and remove the kunai from his neck and put it back into the pocket.
"Hn. Want to go home?" Sasuke said, not knowing what he just said.
LET ME OUT NOW! Sakura thought.
No.
"Yeah, whatever." Sakura said, putting her hand behind her head. They began walking.
Hehe. Sakura kicked Sasuke's ass.