What the Hell?

Tenten: I love you, Neji.

Neji: I love you too, Tenten.

Wind: Not in public…

Neji: Jealous?

Wind: Yes. Very.

"Shikamaru!" Ino shouted at Shikamaru. Apparently, he didn't want to watch a chick flick.

"I DON'T WANT TO!" Shikamaru shouted. Everyone in the movie line stared at the engaging young mad couple. Ino quickly threw a punch at him and Shikamaru started to run. By running, I mean it.

When does this girl lose her energy! Shikamaru thought, running to their house.

"BITCH GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!" Ino shouted.

What a bossy bitch… Shikamaru thought. He quickly opened the door to his room and locked it.

BAM! BOOM! CRACK! BAM! CREEK! AHHH!

The door is gonna come down soon. I don't wanna pay for it… Shikamaru thought, opening the door. He closed eyes and prepared for hell.

"Shikamaru…"Ino began and put her fist against his face.

Shikamaru didn't feel pain. He opened his eyes and saw ocean colored eyes, smiling at him.

"Arigato!" Ino said. Shikamaru blinked and bewildered at what just happened.

Shikamaru was in control of his body no more. He reached in and hugged her. Then Ino returned the favor.

"Hinata-chan! Welcome to my humble establishment!" Naruto shouted, causing Shikamaru and Ino realize what they are doing. They got and blushed

"Not a word?" Ino asked. Shikamaru nodded.

Naruto and Hinata decided to go to Naruto's house. Well, Naruto shouted out "Let's go to my place!" Naruto was dragging 50 bowls of ramen into the kitchen. Hinata took a seat on the couch.

"Hinata-chan, what would like to eat?" Naruto asked.

"What is there?" Hinata asked, realizing that she was hungry. She watched Naruto wolf down 30 bowls of ramen in a half-an-hour at Ickraru's and never bother to ordera bowl.

"Let's see! We have 10 bowls miso ramen. 2 steaks. 4 bowls of chicken ramen. 8 bowls of pork barbeque ramen. A grill cheese sandwich. 6 rice balls. 10 bowls of shrimp ramen. 10 cup noodles, Kim chi flavored. And the 50 bowls of ramen I just bought. We have a new case of Gatorade and Capri sun!" Naruto said, listing the stuff in their refrigerator. Hinata ponder on the ramen.

"I'll take a rice ball and a Capri sun." Hinata said, without blushing. Naruto grabbed her a rice ball and a strawberry Capri sun.(I am drinking it. xD)

"Arigato." Hinata said, and began eating the items. Naruto grabbed a bowl of Korean-style Barbeque beef ramen.

"Hey, how do you fit all that food into your refrigerator?" Hinata asked out of the blue.

"Erm…I dunno." Naruto said, after thinking. "I stuff it in." Then a figure ran pass the couple.

"SHIKAMARU GET YOU ASS BACK HERE!" Ino shouted, running for the figure.

"Troublesome girl." Shikamaru said.

"Living hell…"Naruto said. Unfortunately Ino heard this. She began to beat up Naruto.

"Let's take a walk." Hinata suggested. Everyone nodded. They began to go out the door.

The wind blew against four people. Then two figures appeared. One guy with raven hair and one with pink hair. They looked bored from a distance.

"You know what?" Sakura said to the raven haired boy.

LET ME OUT! the real Sakura shouted.

No. Not till I'm done at least.

"What?" Sasuke said.

"I hate you." Sakura said.

What?' SAsuke thought, a little shocked.

WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO! thought Sakura.

Let's see, forehead girl, I just said I hate you to him.

Why?

Because I want you to concentrate on training and not him.

But...I love him.

We need to be strong and kill him.

Yes, we do.

Promise we're gonna train instead of focusing on the Sasuke-bastard?

Yes. Let me out now?

Later. I can't do that in public.

"SAKURA-CHAAN! SASUKE-TEME!" Naruto shouted, waving.

"Hi Naruto-kun!" Sakura said, adding -kun to his name.

"Are you falling in love with me?" Naruto asked. She gave him a bonk on the head.

"Not in a million light-years." Sakura said. "I'll be right back." She ran behind the house and mutter "Inner-self Ensealment". Then she joined back with the other people.

"Sakura! Want to go on a walk?" Hinata asked.

"Nah. I'll stay here. I'm hungry anyway." Sakura said.

"Oi! Sakura-chan! Hinata-chan!" Tenten shouted, dragging Neji by wrist.

"Tenten! Where have you've been?" Ino shouted and greeted the girl.

"We were training!" Tenten responded cheerfully.

"Rigghhht." Ino said, sarcastically. "Anyway wanna take a walk with us?"

"Nah. I tired from training." Tenten said.

"You two going?" Ino pointed at Sasuke and Neji.

"Hn." Sasuke said, he headed inside.

"Tch." Neji said, also headed inside.

"Oh wells." Ino said. She tugged Shikamaru by the collar and dragged him along with Hinata and Naruto.

Sakura and Tenten decided to go to the guy's dorm and freeload off their unlimited supply of food.

"Hm…Want to make something to eat? The stuff looks old. Except the 50 bowls of ramen." Tenten asked.

"Sure." Sakura said. 'Let's make (I don't know any Japanese food.) Teriyaki Rice!"

"Sure." Tenten said, giggling. She took out the beef and other ingredients you need you make the Teriyaki sauce.

The two teens started the fire for the pot to be come hot. They punched the beef for it to become thinner. (I do that when I'm mad. o.O)Then they added some salt, pepper, and a little be of sugar. Tenten began making the rice. After about an half an hour, they were ready to eat. It was a complete meal with your meat, vegetables, and desert.

"It looks good!" Sakura exclaimed.

"Hehe. Indeed it does." Tenten said. Neji and Sasuke poked their heads out their doors and checked what smell so good.

"Want some?" Sakura asked the two guys.

"Hn." Sasuke and Neji said, and began coming to the table. Tenten got two more bowls and put some rice into it.

"Let's eat." The group said and began eating.

"This is good.." Sasuke said. He began to get another bowl of rice.

"No kidding." Neji said, following the prodigy, and help himself to another bowl of rice.

"Arigato." The two girls said, in unison. The girls watched in amazement, they had 5 bowls of rice and in counting.

"Shikamaru!" Ino shouted. He was walking too 'slow'.

"Na-aruto-kun." Hinata said.

"What is it, Hinata-chan?" Naruto asked.

"It's going to rain soon." Hinata said, looking up at the sky. The clouds turned gray and began to squish together.

"We have to get home soon." Shikamaru pointed out.

"Fine." Ino said. The four teenagers began walking home.

"We have to get home soon." Sakura said. Tenten and herself were washing the dishes.

"Yeah. Let me finish this one." Tenten said, using a sponge and attacked the last plate.

Flashback

"You know we could've have done the dishes." Neji said.

"The famous Neji washing dishes." Tenten said, laughing.

"You guys could." Sakura said, throwing a towel at them. The guys stared at it then walked back to their rooms.

End Flashback

"DONE!" Tenten shouted, throwing the towel up in the air.

"Good. Let's go home now." Sakura said.

"We're leaving!" Sakura shouted, opening the door. Then they closed it.

"Hinata-chan, we're almost there!" Naruto shouted, dragging Hinata to her house. Ino was doing the same thing to Shikamaru.

"Arigato, N-na-aruto-kun." Hinata said, blushing.

"Hehe. No problem, Hinata-chan." Naruto said, grinning. Then Hinata stepped into her room and smiled.

"Ino." Shikamaru said, grabbing her wrist.

"Nani?" Ino said. Shikamaru started to but, but none the less he gave her a kiss on her cheek.

"Thank you." Ino said, turning away, blushing. Shikamaru left without farther notice. Ino went to her room.

"I think we should make a schedule for the bathroom…" Sakura suggested. The other girls agreed since they knew Ino and Sakura took awhile in the shower.

Their schedule went like this:

Sakura-7 pm-ish/shower when ever

Ino-8 pm-ish

Tenten-6 pm-ish

Hinata- anytime you want!

"Why I get to take a shower anytime I want?" Hinata asked.

"Cause…" Tenten started.

"WE LOVE YOU!" Ino shouted. The girls giggled. Then they went to bed.

"Good they're asleep." a dark figure said. The other figure nodded.

"Yes, let's take the goods." The second figure said. The first figure nodded, then swiftly as they came, they were gone. They taken something in particular with them.

"You know what?" Naruto shouted. The guys were sitting on the couch, bonding. Or beating each other in Monopoly.

"I got Boardwalk." Shikamaru said.

"You nearly got all the streets." Sasuke pointed out.

"Hey, what's this…?" Naruto said, picking up a white piece of paper. Eyes went huge. Neji even fainted.