WHAT THE HELL?

Chapter 8: SUPER FLUFF

I FORGOT TO PUT A DISCLAIMER! LOL

I DON'T NOT OWN NARUTO!

Sorry to those who feel the story's a little too OOC…I could feel it too.

Yeah. There is mathematical dis-functional(if that's a word…) in this story! In other words I suck in math…


Tenten was running so fast, she didn't see anything in front of her. Then BAM! She bumped into someone.

Aw great! Another fan girl…Neji thought looking at the girl.

Great…I have to apologize…Tenten thought. She got up from their position.

"Gomen (SORRY!insert here)" Tenten spoke and bowed a little, she looked up and recognized the face.

OH MY GOD! OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE THAT SEES ME IN THIS TYPE OF CLOTHES! IT HAS TO BE HIM? GOD WHY! Tenten thought, blushing.

That's…Tenten…You could actually see her curves a little…scratch that…A LOT MORE…I think I like this…Neji thought smirking.

"Hey Neji. Sorry about before." Tenten said, apologizing. She wanted to get away from him, to play Dance Dance Revolution (DDR), to not let Neji see her in this.

"Hello Tenten." Neji greeted. He looked at her then followed her gaze to the flashing machine.

"Want to play me?" Neji challenged. Tenten's lips curved into a smile.

"Can you take me?" Tenten responded. Neji nodded and went to get change for the machine.

"TENTEN!" Ino shouted, with Hinata and Sakura running behind her.

"Hey!" Tenten said.

"YOU DITCHER! I AM SOO GONNA TEACH YOU A LESSON!" Ino started to say.

"You're playing DDR?" Sakura asked, covering the mouth of Ino.

"Yeah with…"Tenten began. Neji walked up behind her.

"With me." Neji said.

"We'll leave you two have your alone time. Meet us in the food court by one!" Sakura said, smiling. Ino laughed and Hinata giggled. They walked away from the 'couple'.


"I am going to go to a café." Sakura said, breaking the silence.

"I'm going to look for my Shika-kun!" Ino said.

"They're here?" Sakura asked.

"Since Neji is here. Why wouldn't the others be here?" Hinata said.

"I'll see you two later. Meet me in the food court by one." Sakura said, waving good-bye to Hinata and Ino. They waved back.

"I'll guess I'll go shopping for presents and stuff for people." Hinata said, leaving Ino to search for her precious Shika-kun.

"I'll see you later then!" Ino shouted.

"See you!" Hinata said back.


"Ready to get your ass whooped?" Tenten asked the Hyuuga Prodigy. They got onto the middle of the arrows. Neji inserted the coins into the slot.

"No cause you are gonna get yours kicked." Neji said back coolly.

"We'll just see." Tenten replied coolly with the same attitude. The tension between these two began to attract people. Murmurs were going through out the huge crowd but it went unnoticed by Tenten and Neji.

They quickly selected their difficulties: Heavy. (The hardest level you can get, unless its Oni but I don't wanna include it.) The list of songs were extensive but they was only one song that caught their interest. It was the fastest song the machine had; Healing Vision: Angelic Mix.

They nodded and Neji stepped on the button 'x'. The song began by the annoying man's voice announced READY SET GO . The arrows crept slowly into the screen with a faint hospital screech noise (Like those things that keep track of your heart rate). Then the music came in, the arrows went so fast you can't see the arrows moving. Only a blur. The crowd's admiration and cheers for these two grew with each passing arrow.

Left, right, up, up, left right jump, right up jump, right up jump…Neji thought, memorizing the song.

I have to stop playing this song…I'm getting to used to it.. Tenten thought, briefly closing her eyes and opening it, seeing that she nearly memorized the whole song.

Soon the song stop with a left step arrow. The man's voice came back saying 'CONGRAGULATIONS! NEW HIGH SCORE!'. The points added up automatically. Their grades were AA.

Everyone's eyes and jaws dropped. Their points were exactly the same. Same.

Same. Neji and Tenten thought in unison.

"That's…. impossible." a guy shouted through the silence.

"Is it rigged?" a girl asked. Then Tenten and Neji turned to each other and smirked. Their hands were reached out in front of them. They shook hands.

"Another game?" TEnten asked. Neji nodded.

I finally found my match. Neji thought, observing the young woman in front of him.


Sasuke been walking around the mall for about 10 minutes and he gather enough girls to fill 100 man's needs.

Luckily he didn't say his name.

Why am I even here? Sasuke thought, running his fingers through his hair and making the fan girls scream. Then he walked past a small café. A fireplace was by the wall with couches surrounding it. Tiny tables surround the rest of the café.

Then Sasuke caught sight of something pink. Next thing he knew, he was walking up to her.

"Hello, Sasuke." Sakura said, sipping her hot cocoa. Sasuke took a seat next to her on the brown couch. The coffee table was in front of them.

"Hn." He replied. Then a lady in black came up.

"May I take your order, sir?" the lady asked.

"I'll take black coffee with two creams." Sasuke said. The lady wrote down the order and retreated to her station. Sakura put down her drink.

"Why are you here?" Sakura asked, simply.

It was simple words but it feel so hollow. Hollow without life.

She isn't annoying anymore. But something isn't right. Sasuke thought.

"I don't know, anymore." Sasuke replied, without knowing what he was saying.

Why am I saying this? No one could do that. No one could make me admit how I'm feeling….but all the year's work was melted in a second. How? Sakura. Sasuke thought, shocked by his words.

He actually said a sentence! Sakura thought, smiling.

Don't get excited. Keep your composure. The inner-Sakura warned.

Hai!

Sakura took a glance at her clock. 11:30.

"We have to meet the others at 1." Sakura told Sasuke. The lady came by and dropped off Sasuke's coffee.

"Aa." Sasuke answer. He took a sip of his coffee. Sakura closed her eyes and let sleep take over her. (I don't know why she is sleeping xD!) Her head fell onto his shoulder. Sasuke looked at her.

Probably tired…Sasuke thought. He couldn't bring himself to bring her out of her sleep.

Sasuke found himself looking at her, taking in her beauty and smell.

Her steady breathing. Nothing could've bother her. Her lips were parted a little. Just enough for someone else's to fit. Then he felt his cheeks warm up a little.

He inhaled deeply to pick up her smell.

Strawberry. Sasuke thought, inhaling again.

Peaceful. Harmonious. Calm. I haven't felt like this in awhile… Sasuke thought, pushing the noise of the café. Then he let sleep take over him, too.

Unconsciously, his head was on top of hers, with an arm draped onto her shoulder, pulling her closer to him. Soon Sakura's head fell to his chest and arms wrapped around his waist. Sasuke's head was nuzzled into her hair. (I know! Why the hell are they sleeping in a café? Iono…I got this idea from Boy Meets world…xD)


"Troublesome Naruto. Troublesome day." the Shadow Ninja muttered as he approached a a furniture shop.

I need a new bed and pillow. Maybe a bed sheet, too… Shiakmaru thought, rubbing his neck.

"Please, may a I have that bed sheet!" a blonde shouted at the salesperson.

"I'm sorry miss. These are not for sale." a man with a belly said.

"but…I need these for someone…" the girl started. Shikamaru took a glance and recognized who the blonde was.

Ino. Who are those for… Shikamaru thought, walking up to her. He tapped her shoulder.

"What. You. Want." Ino turned around, obviously pissed. She saw who it was and her features soften. She jumped and hugged him.

He couldn't help it but he sweat dropped at her sudden mood change.

"Hello Shika-kun!" Ino shouted.

"Hey." Shikamaru replied.

"Let's go somewhere! Like the park outside! But we need to meet the others by 1." Ino said, dragging Shikamaru with her, completing forgetting the sheets.

"Troublesome woman…" Shikamaru muttered when they reach a tree. Ino ignored him. She took a seat next to him leaning against the tree.

"Shikamaru?" Ino asked.

"Hn." Shikamaru said.

"Do I mean anything to you?" Ino said, with a lump in her throat. Afraid of the answer.

Shikamaru was shocked but recovered quickly. He quickly screeched in his mind for an answer. Nothing came to him. He took a breath then…

"Troublesome question." Shikamaru said, leaving Ino shocked. Then she smiled sadly.

"That's what I am to you?" Ino asked again.

"Troublesome, yes, but you're my Ino. My Ino. That's right. My Ino. I could've fallen in love with a better woman." Shikamaru said, chuckling. Ino's happiness returned and smiled.

"Thank you, Shikamaru." Ino said. (TOTAL FLUFFINESS!)

"The sheets you were yelling about..Who were those for." Shikamaru asked, remembering the yelling, and annoyance.

"It for you, silly." Ino said, poking him in the stomach. Shikamaru rubbed his stomach and felt relieved.

"Why?" Shikamaru asked.

"Well, let's see…Christmas is approaching and I want to prove to you that I'm not a nuisance."Ino said.

"You already proved that." Shikamaru said. Ino smiled again.


Hinata was humming to herself and walking around the mall. Christmas was approaching and decides to do her Christmas shopping early.

Let's see…I should shop for Naruto's gift first…Hinata thought, blushing. She walked past a shop with the word 'RAMEN' as their title.

"Interesting…" Hinata said, entering the store. The store was covered with Ramen ads. The orange could've wrecked Hinata's eyes. But she saw it as Naruto's heaven. Hinata giggled.

There were CD's talking about ramen. Hinata picked up a pair of headphones to listen. The first song was a rock song.

'RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN!' Hinata skipped to the second song. It was a slow song.

'Raaaaameeeen, whhaaaat woeful iiii do wiiiithoooutttt youuu?' The singer dragged the words to make it laggy sounding. Hinata sweat dropped. The song did it and Hinata put down the headphone. She took a glance to the side of the wall. Then she look away. Then she realized what it was and turned to see a whole wall with ramen.

She took a step forward then she look at the flavors.

Of course they had the originals; beef, chicken, shrimp…but one thing caught Hinata's eye.

'Dessert Ramen' Hinata saw this and looked at the rows and rows of dessert flavored ramen.

'Cherry Ramen.'

'Strawberry Cheesecake Ramen.'

'Apple Pie.' The list goes on and on.

I KNOW! I'll get him a gift card to this place…and a dessert ramen…Hinata thought, clapping.

She walked the counter, the counter was small yet on top it was many gift cards. Hinata hummed again and bought the $100(American I don't know how to translate $100 to yen…) gift card and took a Banana Split Ramen. She paid and then begin to walk out of the shop.

"HINATA-CHAN!" a annoying(to most but not Hinata) voice appeared. Hinata looked forward to see a orange dot jumping up and down. She fought down her blush and managed to wave back without fainting. He ran up to the lilac-colored eye girl. He panted and looked up to the blushing Hyuuga.

"N-arrr-u-to-kk-un.." Hinata managed to say before Naruto gave her a bone-crushing hug.

"I- ca-a-an-t br-ee-athe!" Hinata said, turning to a light shade of purple. (red from the blushing and blue from the being-crushed-to-death and red+bluepurple!)

"SORRY HINATA-CHAN!" Naruto shouted, immediately letting go.

"I-t's o-k-kay." Hinata said, getting up.

"Want to go find some new clothes with me?" Naruto asked. Hinata blushed.

Hey kid, You just asked her out on a date. The Kyuubi said.

I did? Naruto thought.

DUH! HOW DENSE ARE YOU?

What's dense..?

I give up!

Seriously1 What's DENSE? Kyuubi goes back to sleep.

"Na-aruto-k-un, l-lets go." Hinata stuttered recovering from shock, embarrassment, and whatever else you could think of.

"YAY! HINATA-CHAN!" Naruto shouted, recovering from the conversation. They enter a shop with nice dark colored and brightly colored clothes.

"What color should I pick?" Naruto asked, pointing at the t-shirts.

Naruto-kun wants my opinion! Today is the best day! Hinata thought, blushing.

"I t-h-ink t-h-his o-one is g-ood." Hinata said, picking up a baby blue t-shirt with a yellow stripe running through it, horizontally and a smaller stripe going vertically. The hidden leaf symbol was imprinted on the back of the t-shirt in orange.

"I'll try it on!" Naruto said, taking the t-shirt and ran to the changing room. A minute later, he came out wearing the t-shirt.

"Y-you l-oo-k-k g-g-ood." Hinata managed to say. Naruto grinned and rubbed his neck. He blushed a little.

"Then, I'll buy it." Naruto said. He walked back into the changing room and gone back to his orange jumpsuit. He went up to the cash register and bought the t-shirt, along with something else.

This didn't go unnoticed by Hinata. She saw it sparkled before it went into the bag along with the t-shirt.

I wonder what is it…Who it is for? I shouldn't ask…Hinata thought, deciding not to ask because it wasn't her business.

"Let's go to the food court!" Naruto shouted, dragging Hinata out of the store. Then something popped into Hinata's mind. She glanced at the grand clock, 12:45.

Good, we're not late! Hinata thought, feeling relief.

They past by a café.

"Is that what I think it is?" Hinata asked, staring inside the café window.

"It's a café…Hinata-chan." Naruto said.

"Look closer!" Hinata said, pointing to a couch.She wanted to shove his face against the window but she resisted the temptation.

"OH MY GOD!" Naruto shouted. His jaw could've fell to the floor.

"HINATA! NARUTO!" a sudden voice shouted. Hinata and Naruto turned their head and saw Ino dragging a half asleep Shikamaru behind her.

"Hello Shikamaru-san and Ino-chan." Hinata greeted, politely.

"What you guys looking at?" Ino asked, this caught Shikamaru's attention and decides to listen.

"That." Naruto muttered, pointing at the couch.

"INO! HINATA!" another voice shouted, catching the attention of the four.

"What you guys up to?" Tenten asked, running with Neji.

"That!" Naruto shouted. Everyone turned their heads and saw it.

"WHAT THE HELL?" Ino, Tenten, Neji, Shikamaru, and Naruto shouted. Hinata thought this was cute.

"Are you sure it's them?" Neji said.

"Who on earth would have pink hair?" Hinata asked.

"Let's go in, Hinata." Tenten said.

"What about me?" Ino asked.

"You'll cause a racket." Tenten said, smiling.

"Fine." Ino said, pouting. Tenten dragged Hinata inside the café.

"They are so kawaii together!" Hinata commented, as they reached he couple. Tenten nodded.

"Sasuke, Sakura wake up…" Tenten and Hinata said, softly, while Tenten poked Sasuke's and Sakura's shoulders. This caused them to snuggle to each other a little closer.

Sasuke's arms were wrapped around Sakura's waist with Sakura's arm wrapped around his neck. Sasuke's head was on her shoulder. While Sakura's was perched on top of his head.

Soon a small sound came from Sasuke.

Where am I? I had a funny dream…I was in a café with Sakura…Sasuke thought, opening his eyes, seeing a wave of pink.

It was real? Aw shit..Sasuke thought, his eyes widening. Tenten and Hinata sat down and watched them. Ino, Shikamaru, Neji and Naruto stood peering through the window.

My bed smells nice…So warm…Sakura thought, awaking from her sleep. Her eyes fluttered opened seeing black hair. Sakura and Sasuke lift their heads and their eyes widen.

"Oh my…" Sakura started. But she heard snickers. Sakura and Sasuke looked to where the snicker were coming from and saw Hinata giggling and Tenten holding down her laugh.

A blush crept onto Sakura's face and Sasuke hid his face by digging deeper into Sakura's neck. Neither of them let go off their positions.

"Look." Tenten said, pointing to the window. Sakura and Sasuke recovered from their blushes and looked up and saw the gang. They immediately let go and push each other. Their faces were beginning to turn red.

"Come on, love birds, Let's go." Hinata said, emphasizing on love birds.

I love making fun of Sakura…Hinata thought, smiling. Offering a hand to Sakura. Sakura gladly accepted the hand. Sasuke got up and paid for Sakura's drink and his.

"I owe you." Sakura said, realizing he paid.

"No, it's okay. My treat." Sasuke said, exiting the shop. Sakura blushed again. Hinata, Tenten, and Sakura exited the shop.

"SAKURA!" Ino shouted, jumping and hugging Sakura.

"I cant breath1" Sakura struggled to say.

"SORRY!" Ino shouted, grinning. The girls laughed. They let the guys walk in front of them.

"so!" Ino said.

"What?" Sakura asked.

"HOW WAS IT?" Tenten asked.

"Shh. The guys will hear!" Hinata warned.

"How was what?" Sakura said, raising an eyebrow.

"You and Sasuke. Duh." Tenten said. Hinata giggled. Ino waved her hand for Sakura to answer. Sakura began to blush.

"It felt nice…" Sakura began.

"GOOD FOR YOU!" Ino shouted. The guys looked back seeing Ino cuddling Sakura. Sakura was turning to a deep blue. Hinata and Tenten were prying Ino off.

"What you guys looking at?" Tenten shouted, making the guys turning.

"Sasuke-teme…who knew you had a heart?" Naruto said.

"…" Sasuke said. Naruto grinned.

"Here we are. Food court." Shikamaru pointed out. The group of 8 looked for a seat together. They finally found one. The guys were forced to go line up for food.


I hope you liked this extra long chapter. XD. It was 9 pages long…