What the hell?
Neji: Wind Kunai doesn't own Naruto, me, or Sakura, or Tenten…
Wind: Erm. It's only Naruto's name.
Neji: Why can't it be Neji?
Naruto: Cause I'm special.
Wind: Last time I am going to let you say the disclaimer.
"Here's your damn food." Neji said, handing out the food. The girls smiled.
"Thanks." They said.
The guys took their seats and began to eat.
Naruto had an entire table to himself, to fit all the bowls of ramen he bought, Sasuke sat across from Sakura. Neji sat with Hinata. Tenten and Ino sat together. Shikamaru just sat across from Naruto, not eating.
Then a poof went of from Naruto's table.
"TWO BOWLS OF MY RAMEN HAS RUN AWAY!" Naruto shouted, causing the others to look at him.
"Well, maybe you ate it." Sakura suggested.
"No, the troublesome ramen disappeared in a poof." Shikamaru said.
"How did the poof look like then?" Sasuke asked.
"It looked sort of a poof like when Kakashi appears." Naruto started.
"There you go." Neji said.
"Kakashi's here?" Sakura asked.
"Yeah. He came about two hours late." Sasuke started.
"For what?" Hinata asked. She took a spoonful of rice.
"Kurenai or something." Neji said.
"WHAT?" Hinata shouted, choking on her food. Tenten rushed to her side and slapped her back.
"Better?" Tenten asked.
"Way. Thank you." Hinata said.
"Yo." a sudden poof appeared. The gas disappeared revealing a silver-hair ninja, reading a small orange book.
"YOU!" Hinata shouted. (Okay…xD)
"What?" Kakashi said.
"IF YOU TOUCH KURENAI-SENSEI! I'LL MAKE SURE YOU GET CUT UP INTO TINY LITTLE PIECES AND THEN-" Hinata started to shout. But Ino covered her mouth. Everyone was shocked to see Hinata shouting at someone, let alone a Jounin.
Then there was an awkward silence.
"Hey." A lady with red eyes said, waving. Hinata seemed to calmed down, Ino let her go.
"Hey, Kurenai." Kakashi said.
"What happened?" Kurenai asked.
"DID THE PERVERT DO ANYTHING TO-" Hinata began shouted, but Ino resumed her position to cover her mouth. Soon there were muffled shouting.
"Soooo! What happened to my ramen?" Naruto asked. Sakura bonked his head with her fist.
"I ate it." Kakashi said, resuming reading his book.
"WHAT?" Naruto shouted.
"You heard it. I ate it." Kakashi said again.
"WHAT? YOU RETARDED PERVERTED MOTHER F-" Naruto began, but Sakura covered his mouth.
"EW HE'S DROOLING! YOU SICKO!" Sakura shouted, immediately letting go of him. She put her hand as far away from her as possible.
Drip.
Drip.
"EW!" Tenten said. Neji's and Sasuke's eyes twitched. But Kakashi and Kurenai seemed to be unfazed by this. Kakashi continued to read his book and he felt a wave of wind past him.
Naruto! RUN! Naruto thought, encouraging himself to run faster and faster so that he may not get beat up by our dear Sakura. Sakura wasn't breaking a sweat . Soon Naruto was caught by Sakura. She forced him onto the floor with a headlock.
"THIS IS YOUR LAST AND FINAL TIME YOU ARE GONNA DROOL ON ME! GOT IT?" Sakura shouted in Naruto's ear. Naruto nodded his head.
"YOU BETTER!" Sakura shouted, punching him on the face. Soon Sakura and Hinata calmed down.
"So. Are you two going out with each other?" Naruto asked, while Sakura healed his broken ribs.
"Who?" The group of people asked. Naruto pointed at Kakashi and Kurenai. Kurenai blushed and Kakashi nodded slowly.
The Hinata got up from her seat and caught Kakashi by the ear.
"If you do anything wrong or funny, I'll make sure you die." Hinata hissed into Kakashi's ear. Kakashi's visible eye widen and nodded.
"Good." Hinata said, getting down and sat back at her seat. The group was like o.O. Expect Hinata was like this and Kakashi was like T.T.
"It's getting late." Kakashi said quickly. He grabbed Kurenai by the wrist and ran. Leaving a trail of dust.
"Okay that was awkward." Neji commented. The other nodded.
"Let's finish eating…"Naruto suggested.
"Let's!" Ino said. The others nodded and everyone ate.
1 hour later…
"Naruto are you done yet?" Sakura asked, tapping her foot with her arms cross.
"Yup! One more bowl!" Naruto said. He was savoring the last bowl.
"How long has it been since Naruto began eating his ramen?" Sasuke asked. Tenten checked her watch.
"About an hour." Tenten responded.
"In 3 seconds…"Sasuke said.
3...
Sakura was getting annoyed.
2...
Sakura was pissed.
1...
She grabbed the entire bowl and grab Naruto's nose. She pulled his nose upwards, opening his mouth.
"Sakura-chan! What-" Naruto began. Sakura was dumping the entire bowl ramen, soup and noodles down his mouth.
"I DON'T WANT ANY RAMEN LIKE THIS!" Naruto shouted, after a gulp of ramen.
"IF YOU DON'T EAT THIS! I MA SHOVE IT UP YOUR!" Sakura shouted back. Naruto shut up. Naruto has no choice but to swallow the entire thing. Then Sakura let go of his nose and put the bowl back onto the table. Naruto was left gasping for air. No one was sure how to respond to this.
The guys's eyes expect Sasuke, were twitching. Tenten and Ino sweat dropped and Hinata's mouth was on the ground.
"You two done?' Sasuke asked. Sakura nodded and Naruto was waving his hand.
"Let's go." Sasuke said. Sakura followed dragging Naruto with her. She had a smile on her face. Hinata was the first one to recover from the shock. She hesitantly shook Tenten and Ino out of their trance.
"Oh my…"Tenten began.
"Let's go." Hinata urged. Ino nodded and dragged Shikamaru, not even bothering to shake him out of his trance. Tenten walked, sluggishly, to Neji and poked him in his stomach.
"2 PLUS 2 IS 50!" Neji shouted. Tenten sweat dropped.
"You fell asleep. Didn't you?" Tenten asked. He nodded then yawned.
"Come on Let's go." Tenten said.
"It's only three!" Sakura said.
"By the time we get home it'll be around 4." Hinata said.
"LET'S WATCH THE SUNSET TONIGHT!" Ino suggested rather loudly.
"Why so loud?" Shikamaru said, rubbing his ear.
"I'll show you loud, you lazy bum." Ino threaten.
"Troublesome. " Shikamaru muttered to himself.
"Let's watch the sunset!" Sakura said.
"Let's make some food, too." Tenten suggested.
"Yeah. We could cook, then go the park and eat there and enjoy the sunset!" Hinata confirmed. The girls giggled over their plans.
The guys just walked.
"I want to come!" Naruto said, joining into their conversation.
"You bring your own food though." Sakura said. Hinata blushed.
Naruto-kun's coming…Hinata thought.
"Yay! We're going to have so much fun!" Naruto said, grinning.
The girls giggled/laughed with him.
When they got home…
The girls changed into pants and t-shirts.
"Let's see what shall we make?" Ino said., looking inside their refrigrator.
"Let's make Korokke!(Japanese Styled Croquettes)" Hinata said, grabbing the flour.
"Great idea, Hinata-chan!" Sakura said, grinning. Tenten nodded as she pulled out the meat and a large onion.
Ino grabbed a huge bowl.
"Anyone know how to make it?" Ino asked.
"Hinata and I know how." Tenten said. Hinata smiled.
"Then let your awesome cooking skills bestow us." Sakura said, bowing.
"Thank you Madam." Tenten and Hinata said, bowing. Ino laughed at their odd behavior.
Ino grabbed some flour and threw it into the bowl. Hinata smiled, as she added more flour. She started to hum. Ino caught the tune and joined in. Soon Sakura and Tenten were filling in the words.
(The song starts off from the chorus…I don't own this song. I love it but I don't own it.)
"I told myself today was gonna be the day
No more excuses 'cuz I knew exactly what to say
Was gonna make my play but just like yesterday
My mind in waste and I let the moment slip away" Tenten sang.
"Another night got me sitting here all on my own
Picking up the phone,
But i cant get past the dial tone
Rocking my brain
Going insane
Again and again
I cant keep going this way " Sakura continued.
"Crushed,
By the sweetest lips ive never kissed
How you bring the tips and the warmest touch Ive always missed
Crushed,
By the softest hands ive never held
Probably never tell,
You're the strongest love that Ive ever felt
Crushed,
That I havent ever let you know
How it always goes
Cuz I lose my nerve whenever you get close
And so Im left,
Short of breath
With that heavy feeling in my chest
Baby Im so crushed" The four girl sang. (I don't own Crushed-Rosette.)
The Ino hit the side of the bowl with the batter flying out, hitting Tenten's face.
"So I told myself that tomorrow gonna be the day
And I keep on telling myself that Im gonna find a way
And I wont be afraid just-" Sakura began with Hinata's humming stopped and took a look at Ino and Tenten. Ino looked like she will be killed in a matter of seconds. Tenten was soaked in batter.
"Ino. You. Are. So. Dead." Tenten said. She picked up an egg and threw it at Ino. It hit Ino on the back.
"HOW DARE YOU?" Ino shouted. Grabbing some flour and threw it. Unfortunately, the flour missed and hit Hinata and Sakura. Hinata and Sakura smiled and threw some eggs and flour all over the place.
"FOOD FIGHT!" Tenten shouted. Then that started a food war. With a lot of Ninja tactics.
Sakura set up traps, near an egg. Ino saw the egg and begins to pick it up. Before she can touch it, a rope around her leg appeared, pulling her upside down.
"Hehe. Ino. Ino. Shouldn't have tried." Sakura said, picking up an egg.
"Get me down!" Ino shouted, as she tried to release herself.
"Here's a tip: Don't fall for such obvious traps, idiot." Sakura said, smiling. Then she felt a sudden powder fell on her.
"You shouldn't have let down your guard either, Sakura." Tenten said. Sakura looked up and saw the weapon mistress. She had a bag in one hand and egg on the other.
"Oh now did I?" Sakura said smiling.
'What?" Tenten said, surprised. Sakura's body went POOF.
"Clone." Tenten hissed.
"MIND LETTING ME DOWN NOW?" Ino yelled. Tenten turned the other way, leaving her.
"MAN!" Ino shouted again.
Where Hinata? Sakura thought. The she saw something moved. She threw one of her eggs at it.
"AHH!" Hinata shouted jumping from her hiding spot.
"Found you!" Sakura said, smiling. She tossed her last egg in the air.
When she was about to throw the egg.
"Hold it there!' Tenten shouted. She had an egg in on hand.
"Hehe. You guys fell for my trap." Hinata said.
"What?" Sakura said. She tried to move but she was glued to her spot. She saw Tenten having problems moving too.
Hinata threw a kunai at a rope, instantly cutting it. Then Tenten and Sakura felt a wave of flour on them.
"DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!" Ino shouted.
"Don't worry Ino-chan you get something too." Hinata said smiling. She cut another rope. Then a whole bucket of cracked eggs fell on Ino.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ino shouted as the eggs fell on her.
Slam!
The girls looked at the door. Their eyes widen.
I HOPE YOU LIKE IT! I wonder who it is!
Lol i copied The part with Ino and Sakura from the show. you know with Kakashi and Naruto in the beginning. It was in eps. 4-5. xD i even made sure i got the words right. Is that legal? O.o