Spacegates and Starships
by Slayersgrl
A Stargate SG-1/Doctor Who Crossover

Summary: A chance encounter on a random planet leads a pair of intergalactic wanderers straight into the heart of Stargate Command. Events quickly become complicated in a hurry. And there's something not quite right about Lab 32…
Disclaimer: Both shows absolutely in no way belong to me. I just decided to squish the two together for my own amusement.


Chapter 4

"Uh, hello…" Rose said as she stared at several armed guards pointing loading weapons at her.

"Hold your fire!" a voice commanded over the intercom system. Rose looked up to see General Hammond looking at her in amazement. She realized that seeing the TARDIS suddenly materialize out of thin air was a rather spectacular sight.

Sam chose that moment to poke her head out the door. "Sir, we need…" But she didn't have to finish her sentence before the general had paged a medical team to the gateroom. She couldn't help but smile. It was uncanny how many times SG-1 returned from a mission needing medical help. At least the injury wasn't serious this time. Jack and Teal'c already had Daniel on his feet, even though he was looking rather confused. Although, she had a feeling it had more to do with seeing the inside of the TARDIS for the first time.

"What's going on?" Daniel asked.

"That's what I would like to know," Jack added, looking over in the Doctor's direction hoping he might provide an answer. But he was already deeply engrossed in repairing his ship. The panel had already been opened to reveal a tangle of wires.

Any further hopes of getting some answers were put on hold as the medical team whisked everyone off to the infirmary for their post-mission checkups. Well, everyone except the Doctor. When they tried to get him to leave, he shoved everyone out of the TARDIS and locked the door.

A few hours later, Rose, SG-1, and General Hammond were gathered at the briefing room table. She had managed to piece together a heavily edited tale of her adventures with the Doctor, conveniently leaving out the time travel part. They already had enough to wrap their heads around. She told them the Doctor had picked her up on one of his visits to Earth and that they traveled around to other worlds getting into trouble and invariably saving the universe from destruction.

"That's quite a story young lady," General Hammond commented once she had finished.

"So you don't know that much about the Doctor? Or the TARDIS?" Daniel asked.

"The Doctor doesn't say much about himself, especially his past," Rose replied. "And he says even less about his ship. I just push a few buttons and pull some levers when he tells me. But I have no idea how he flies it." Sam sighed at her last statement. She had been hoping to get some information about how the TARDIS worked. Her head was already spinning with possibilities.

"You and the Doctor are more than welcome to stay as long as you need to. We'll be glad to help out in anyway we can," the general said. He then ended the meeting, unofficially ordering everyone to go get some rest.

Rose decided she had better check on the Doctor. She had to practically beg Sam and Daniel to not follow her into the TARDIS. She was quite certain the Doctor wasn't in the mood to answer questions. He would probably just become extremely annoyed and start insulting species.

She entered the TARDIS to find a mess of wires and tools strewn across the floor. As she stepped through the maze of destruction left in the Doctor's wake, she was certain she saw a few questionable items as well. She didn't even want to know how old that sandwich was…The Doctor was underneath the floor panels ranting about the questionable intelligence of a certain race of parasitic aliens so Rose had a pretty good clue the blast probably hadn't been good.

"I take it we're not getting out of here anytime soon…"

The Doctor was startled to realize Rose's entrance had escaped his notice. He then disentangled himself from the mass of wires and popped his head up to greet her. "We may be stuck here longer than you think."

"Why, what's wrong?" She immediately regretted the question. He started spouting techno-babble about what was broken and what parts he needed to fix it. The only part she really understood was that it had something to do with how the TARDIS traveled through time. It appeared they were stuck.

"Can you fix it?" Rose interrupted. He must have forgotten he was rambling because he suddenly looked surprised to see her standing there, yet again. She had a feeling the long list of parts had been more of a mental check list than for her benefit.

"Of course I can fix it," he declared adamantly, "if I can find the right parts." He immediately walked away and began rummaging in a supply closet. More strange objects went flying across the room to add to the chaos. Rose was pretty sure she heard him mumble something about ancient 20th century technology.

"Oh, I almost forgot," she said as she tried to clear a spot on the small couch. "General Hammond offered to help. Maybe they have some spare parts they could share. After all, they do have a Stargate."

"Rose, you're a genius!" the Doctor exclaimed as he jumped up. Then he bolted out of the TARDIS.

"Uh, thanks, I think," Rose replied to an empty room. Then her brain caught up with her and she rushed after him. She found Daniel and Sam standing just outside the TARDIS with confused looks on their faces. "Don't just stand there! Follow him!" she yelled as she ran past.

The three raced after the Doctor hoping to discover what had gotten him so excited. He left a trail of startled SGC employees on his dash to the elevator. They turned the last corner just in time to witness the elevator doors closing.

"Where's he going?" Daniel asked, hoping Rose might offer an explanation.

"He asked what floor the labs were on," a scientist standing by the elevator replied. She looked rather surprised that she had provided the information to him without much prodding.

They quickly entered the elevator and waited impatiently for it to reach the correct floor. A few minutes later they found him in one of the research labs. In the few minutes he had been alone, he had already created a hurricane of destruction. Panels had been ripped out of the computer bay on one wall. Wires and various computer parts were lying on the floor. And the Doctor was currently crouched under the table examining the power supply. "What are you doing?" Sam asked.

"Getting parts. The general said I could have whatever I needed," was the somewhat muffled response.

"That isn't exactly what he said. And you're dismantling valuable systems we need for the daily operation of this base." She wasn't exactly sure if that last statement was true or not. She had no idea what research they were conducting in this particular lab. But there was a possibility that was a vital system dangling from the wall.

"At least you can get replacement parts. I'm left scrounging through primitive Earth technology trying to find parts I can use. You know, this would go a lot faster if you had more advanced technology." He had been hoping to find some technology more on par with the Stargate.

"Well," Daniel replied, "I guess we could show you some of the artifacts we've recovered that haven't been classified yet." He figured that any technology they might lose would be worth it to keep the Doctor from ripping the base apart.

Sam silently agreed with him and together they led the Doctor and Rose down several corridors before stopping in front of a door labeled "Lab 32: Alien Technology Classification Department". A handwritten piece of paper had been taped below the official plaque which read "Space Junk Storage Room #1".

"Pillage to you heart's content," Daniel said as he opened the door. "Just please leave the rest of the base alone…"