What the Hell?
Sakura: Wind Kunai don't own Naruto.
Ino: So far Wind Kunai has no plot to this story, what-so-ever.
Tenten: So we don't think this story will end anytime soon.
Hinata: Arigatou to those who reviewed and those who had read her story!
Neji, Sasuke, Naruto, Shikamaru: WE LOVE YOU!
Wind Kunai: They took my words…
Wind Kunai: I just remember Kurenai was with Asuma….LOL…erm…let's put it this way…Kakashi and Kurenai is sooo much cuter together…xD…If you want logic…Kurenai and Asuma broke up?
Recap
"Hehe. You guys fell for my trap." Hinata said.
"What?" Sakura said. She tried to move but she was glued to her spot. She saw Tenten having problems moving too.
Hinata threw a kunai at a rope, instantly cutting it. Then Tenten and Sakura felt a wave of flour on them.
"DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!" Ino shouted.
"Don't worry Ino-chan you get something too." Hinata said smiling. She cut another rope. Then a whole bucket of cracked eggs fell on Ino.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ino shouted as the eggs fell on her.
Slam!
The girls looked at the door. Their eyes widen. (End Recap)
"WE HEARD A SCREAM AND DECIDED TO COME AND SAVE YOU!" a orange blob shouted with a hand on the door.
Sasuke , Neji and Shikamaru jumped into the room, in their fighting stances. They looked around.
Blink.
Blink.
Erm. Okay. Ino is being hang by a piece of rope. Sakura and Tenten are glued to the floor. Sasuke thought. He took a step then he slip on the batter causing Naruto, who was behind him, to fall.
"ARGH!" Sasuke shouted., as he fell on the floor.
"Are you okay?" Sakura asked, turning her body to face him. Sasuke waved his hand.
"Sasuke-teme, you are heavy!" Naruto shouted, trying to push the Uchicha Prodigy off him. But the sudden moments hit Neji on the shin causing him to grab his shin and hop around. Then he step on an egg.
"AHH!" Neji shouted. And he fell on Sasuke.
"Bakas.." Shikamaru said, rubbing his eye. He took one step and feel on top of Neji.
"Oh crap…" Hinata began.
"What?" Tenten asked.
"The batter on the floor is mixed with super glue…"Hinata began.
"GET OFF ME!" Sasuke shouted.
"YOU GET OFF ME!" Naruto shouted.
"SHIKAMARU!" Neji shouted.
"I CAN'T MOVE! YOU IDIOTS!" Shikamaru shouted, trying to get off.
"so.." Sakura began.
Then the room erupted with howls of laughter. Ino finally got herself off the rope. Sakura and Tenten took off their shoes, enabling them to move once again. (Why didn't they do it before? I have no clue...)
"What will we do with them…" Ino said, pointing at the unconscious boys. .
"Either they take off their shirts and pants…or they walk like that for the rest of their lives…" Hinata concluded, not knowing what she just said. Suddenly, the four girls faces reached a new level of red.
"NARUTO, GET THE HELL OFF ME!" Sasuke shouted.
"YOU ARE ON TOP OFF ME, YOU DUMB ASS!" Naruto shouted back.
"ARE YOU IDIOTS DONE YELLING AT EACH OTHER!" Ino shouted. The guys nodded vigorously and whimpered a little.
"Good." Ino said, tapping her foot, to calm down. Hinata patted her back.
"Well, the reason you guys can't get up is that…well…let's have Hinata explain." Sakura began, signaling Hinata to go and explain.
"What?" Hinata asked, looking back at Sakura.
"Go explain." Sakura said.
"Fine. The reason you guys can't get up is: I put super glue into the batter, which you guys stepped on." Hinata finished, nervously.
"Our options?" Shikamaru asked. Then their was silence, the guys saw the girls blushing like mad.
"And?" Shikamaru encouraged.
"To take off your shirts and pants…if you have glue on it…" Tenten said. The guy's eyes went like O.O.
"We all have glue on our pants, expect Shikamaru." Naruto said. (SHIKAMARU IS HOT ENOUGH WITH HIS PANTS ON…xD…IF I TRY TO IMAGINE HIM WITHOUT THEM…I think I'd might die if he did.)
"Anything to get out of this shit hole." Neji said. Neji had push Shikamaru to one side, so he could finish his task easier. Then he slipped easily out of his t-shirt.
Tenten, keep calm, don't look. DON'T LOOK! DON'T LOOK! DON- OH MY GOD HE HAS A SIX PACK? Tenten thought, looking away but took occasional glances at Neji. After the task of removing his shirt he quickly undid his belt and moved the other way, revealing black boxers. By this time, Tenten could've have fainted.
Don't LOOK! Tenten keep on repeating to herself. The other girls were staring at Tenten, watching her reaction. They each had a huge smile plastered onto their faces.
"Whatever." Shikamaru said, immediately taking off his shirt.
I hope no one sees me…Shikamaru thought, having a faint pink on his face. Ino fell to the ground seeing his body.
"Ino, are you okay?" Sakura asked.
"I'm okay…" Ino said.
"Good." Sakura said. Sasuke didn't say anything and already taken his shirt off. Then Sakura caught sight of this. Sasuke had badanges wrapping around his torso but it showed well trained muscles.
Wow… the Inner-Sakura thought.
You could say that again…
HE HAS A SIX PACK AND DIDN'T TELL US?
I could believe that…
He is damn hot…
You could say that again…
He is-
I didn't mean it literally…
Sakura knew she was deeply blushing. Sasuke took off his shorts and now was in his navy boxers. Naruto was the last one to take off his clothes. Now he is in his baby blue boxers. Hinata fainted.
"You guys need clothes…" Sakura began, with the other girls nodded.
"I ain't going to the house in this form." Neji said, quickly.
"Imagine the fan girls." Sasuke said.
"It's cold." Shikamaru said.
"The girls might get attracted to me super fast." Naruto said.
"Fine, we'll go get your clothes." Ino said, grabbing Sakura by the collar. Then Tenten and Hinata, who recovered from her fainting, followed them. None of them wanted to stay in the room with half dressed guys, or else they might faint.
"So. What are we going to do with them gone?" Naruto asked, seeing the girls closing the door.
Neji shrugged and took a seat on the clean couch. It was untouched by the batter. Sasuke decided to lean against the wall. Shikamaru went into Ino's room.
"Shikamaru what are you doing?" Naruto asked, following him.
"Seeing how Ino's room look like..." Shikamaru said.
"Why?" Naruto said.
"EK! YOU DAMN PERVERTS!" a girl's scream.
"Oh shit..." Shikamaru hissed. Naruto was trying to get through the door.
"GET YOUR ASSES HERE!" a sudden girls voice came.
Aw shit, we're dead meat. Shikamaru thought. He slowly got up and dragged Naruto and out the door they went.
"EXPLAIN." Sakura said, holding up a piece of paper.
"What?" Neji said, looking towards the girls.
"THIS!" Tenten hissed. Neji took a look and his eyes widen.
Oh shit. Neji thought.
"I DON'T CARE THAT YOU GUYS ARE PRODIGIES! WE ARE SO GONNA KICK YOUR ASSES!" Ino said, pointing at Neji and Sasuke. Sasuke's eyes widen went he saw the little white paper.
"This isn't o-" Sasuke began.
"WHERE THE HELL IS NARUTO AND SHIKAMARU?" Hinata shouted, pissed.
"Right here, troublesome women." Shikamaru said coming with a frighten Naruto. He already had tears coming down his cheeks.
"Okay, that proves you guys did it." Hinata said, observing the four guys.
"Welcome to hell." Sakura said.
"One question: Where's our clothes?" Shikamaru said.
"Well, we saw this paper on your refrigerator." Sakura began. Then the guys shout Naruto a death glare. "Then we screamed and came back here to kick your butts."
"What are you going to do to us?" Naruto said, between whimpers.
"Well…" Hinata said.
1 hour later…
"HINATA-SAMA! GET US OFF! PLEASE!" Neji shouted as the four guys stood on top off the Hokage heads. The guys were located near The 3rd's head. They were close to the edge. This is the spot where everybody could see them.
"What good will this do us?" Sasuke said. They were still shirtless and pants less. They made Shikamaru take off his pants as well.
"A lot. Teach you never to peek at us, again. You're even worse than Jariya." Sakura said.
"OY, IS THAT SASUKE?" a fan girl's voice shouted.
"HE IS GOD DAMN HOT!" another shouted.
"MARRY ME SASUKE!"
"NO MARRY ME!'
'I HAVE SEEN A NEW LIGHT! NEJI IS WAY CUTER!" a girl's voice shouted.
"I KNOW!"
"MARRY ME NEJI!"
"See what you have done?" Neji said.
Those girls better not touch him, or else… Tenten thought, with an anime vein popping out.
"NO! IS THAT THE SHADOW NIN?" a girl's voice shouted.
"YEAH I THINK SO!"
"HE IS HOT. HIS BOD IS LIKE SOOO-" then the girl faints.
"Troublesome…" Shikamaru said.
"NARUTO IS WAY CUTER!"
"SHIKAMARU IS!"
"NARUTO!"
"Great...well at least free ramen.." Naruto said, smiling. Hinata blushed.
Those girls are so shallow! No way they are going on a date with Naruto! HInata thought.
Lol...xD...i hope you like this chappie...i'm really trying to add logic to the story...
SORRY ABOUT THE ASUMA AND KURENAI THING! Thanks to InuyashaObsessed101. i finally saw another flaw in this story. LOl!