What The Hell?

Shikamaru: I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN!

Neji: WHAT A WONDERFUL FEELING!

Wind: I'm surrounded by idiots.

I don't own Naruto. Once again.

"Is our torture done yet?" Naruto manage to say. Now the guys are back in their dorms, with the girls still pissed at them.

"N-" Tenten began. Then there was a puff of smoke.

"Yo!" Kakashi said, waving hand.

"Kakashi-sensei! WRONG TIMING!" Sakura shouted at the porn-reading Jounin.

"What are you guys up to?" Kakashi said, ignoring Sakura.

"The girls are torturing us." Sasuke said, calmly.

"Why?" Kakashi said, raising an eyebrow.

"This." Hinata hissed, still hatred boiling from the thought of Kakashi and Kurenai being together. She held up a white piece of paper. It showed their showering times.

"I didn't know the boys would do this…" Kakashi said.

HAHAHA! The girls actually found the piece of paper! Kakashi thought, wanting to laugh out loud.

"You guys are a little too young to do that. Don't you think?" Kakashi said.

"WE JUST SAW THE WHITE PIECE OF PAPER! HE DOBE PUT IT ON THE DOOR. THEN THE GIRLS FOUND IT! WE DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE UGLY HAGS!" Sasuke shouted, causing the girls to grow angrier.

"Sasuke-teme, Neji, Shikamaru, welcome to my hell." Naruto said, calmly. Naruto closed his eyes, trying to calm himself down, but he let out streams of tears. Neji's, Shikamaru's, Sasuke's eyes widened.

How could the dobe live? Sasuke thought, cowering in fear.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Kakashi thought, but kept his composure. He restrained himself from laughing or else the girls will kick his ass, also.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Shikamaru screamed, he was the first one to run. Sasuke, Naruto, and Neji awakened from their trance and began running.

"SPLIT UP!" Sasuke shouted.

"SURVIVE EVERYBODY!" Naruto shouted. Then the boys separated into their own ways. Tenten followed Sasuke. Sakura followed Naruto, Hinata followed Shikamaru. Ino followed Neji. This way they don't have to show mercy.

"What a lovely day for the guys…" Kakashi said lazily, and poofed away.

Sasuke felt a kunai whizzed by his left ear. He looked back hoping to Sakura, who would've hove shown mercy to him, but saw Tenten.

Aw shit. Sasuke thought, seeing Tenten. Tenten was smirking when she was chasing Sasuke. She threw a kunai just enough to miss him.

"GET AWAY FROM ME!" Sasuke shouted, jumping onto the rooftops of Kohona.

Tenten instantly followed the Uchicha prodigy .

"No way." Tenten said, smiling. She threw a kunai and making it miss him but making him run faster. Sasuke instantly picked up speed by adding chakra to his feet. Tenten did the same.

Then Sasuke and Tenten saw Naruto yelling and crying at the same time.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Naruto shouted, with tears running down his face. He continued to run. Shortly seeing Naruto, Sakura passed by waving at Tenten. Tenten waved back and continued with his chase.

"NARUTO GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!" Sakura shouted, but Naruto continued to run and pick up pace. Now from rooftops they were running on walls. People around Kohona and little kids stood up and watch the people chase each other.

"Do you think Naruto's going to make it?" Tsunade asked Jariya.

"Not in a lifetime." Jariya responded.

"Me either." Tsunade said. Then they continued to watch the Chunnins run their asses off.

"SAKURA-CHAN HAVE MERCY!" Naruto shouted as he reached a dead end. Then he cowered and rolled up into a ball.

"No. Way." Sakura said, with flames in her eyes.

This is so gonna leave a mark. Naruto thought, waiting for the punch to come.

Then Naruto felt a punch on his head.

"AHHH!" Naruto shouted. Naruto tried to block her attacks. But they were unsuccessful.

Soon few minutes later Naruto is all bruised up and well, some things are better left unsaid.

"NEJI GET BACK HERE!" Ino shouted, running after the dark brown haired boy. He was running as fast as he could.

I NEVER KNEW WOMEN COULD BE THIS SCARY! Neji thought, on the brink of crying.

Ino continued ti chase him and thought up of a plan. She quickly did a jutsu.

"Oh, Neji." Ino said, Ino stopped in her tracks and Neji did the same, turning around.

Then Neji and Jariya received a nose bleed.

"WHY ARE YOU HERE?" Neji said holding his nose, to stop the blood.

"I'm researching!" Jariya said. Then he left.

Ino did the Henge No Jutsu to transform into a naked, yet, hot looking girl. Ino took form of Naruto's sexy-no-jutsu girl.

Then Ino undid the jutsu and began beating up bleeding Neji.

Hinata was never the one to torture anyone.

"So are you going to beat me up or what?" Shikamaru said.

"No. But I'm planning to knock you out though." Hinata said. Shikamaru nodded and left an open spot for her. She karate chopped him and he was uncouncious.

""Tenten PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" Sasuke shouted.

"I wont. " Tenten said, smirking. She had a rope in one hand. Sasuke, by he collar in the other. She put Sasuke down near a tree.

"Don't move." Tenten said. Sasuke nodded, knowing running away would make her torture even worse. The Tenten tied a rope around Sasuke.

"What are you going to do to me?" Sasuke asked.

"you'll see." Tenten said. She tighten the knot, making sure Sasuke doesn't move. Then a magic bucket of paint appeared out of no where.

"You see. There are little tiny dots of the outline of your body, They are the targets." Tenten began, she began putting the smallest red dots around Sasuke.

Then it hit Sasuke, He was he target.

"Oh, good you're here." Tenten said to the girls who were dragging three unconscious guys,

"Hey, Shikamaru has no bruises." Ino pointed out. Hinata blushed.

"You see,...uh….its covered up." Hinata said. Then Ino shrugged. Then the girls tied up the guys to a tree and did the same thing as Tenten did to Sasuke.

Then they waited for them to wake up. Sasuke just sat there.

"AHHHH! MOMMY!" Neji shouted, as he awaken for his slumber.

"Man You HAVE to yell something every time you wake up?" Tenten said.

"Huh? What?" Neji said, trying to move.

"I CAN'T MOVE!" Naruto shouted.

"AH! PRIATES CAME AND CAPTURE US FOR THEIR BOOTY!" Shikamaru shouted, after Naruto.

"Good you guys are up." Hinata said, yawning.

"Now to play Miss or Hit." Tenten said. Then the girls quickly pulled out six kunais each. There were six dots surrounding the guy's bodies.

The guy's eyes widen. Sasuke shifted around uneasily.

Then Ino, Sakura, Tenten, and Hinata raised up all six then threw them.

Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru, and Neji closed their eyes. Neji, Naruto, Shikamaru felt no sound of movement of kunais.

They opened their eyes and saw Ino, Sakura, and Hinata still held their kunais. Tenten was the only one who threw them.

Sasuke felt the kunais landed near him.

Then the other guys felt a punch in their faces.

"I wish I was Sasuke!" Neji said, he didn't want any more pain.

"Are we done yet?" Naruto ask once again.

"Yes we are!" Sakura said. The sun had set. The moon was out.

Then the girls walked away.

"HEY! WHAT ABOUT US?" Naruto shouted. Sasuke bit one kunai and cut the rope. Then he cut the ropes of Shikamaru and Neji.

"What about me?" Naruto asked.

"You got us into this mess." Sasuke said.

"Whatever." Shikamaru said, cutting the rope of Naruto.

"Yay! I LOVE YOU!" Naruto shouted, hugging Shikamaru. Then a kunai cut some of Naruto's hair off.

"Off my man." Ino shouted.

"GOOD NIGHT LADIES!" Naruto shouted.

"GOOD NIGHT!" Sakura shouted, waving. Then the guys went home to treat their wounds and regain their dignity. The girls slept soundly, unaware of two figures outside their home.

"The guys WHAT?" the dark figure said, holding down his laugh.

"I know!" the other figure said. Then they went off somewhere and laughed their heads off.

Who the heck are they? YOU GUYS will have to continue reading! xD...i wont reveal them till the end of the story. But i'll leave hints.

I have Winter Break right now, so you could expect a lot of updates from me xD.