What the Hell?
Sakura: Ohaayo!
Sasuke: Ohaayo!
Naruto: Ohaayo!
Shikamaru: Ohaayo!
Gaara: Ohaayo!
Wind Kunai: I never added Gaara to the story….
Wind Kunai doesn't own Naruto, or else Sasuke would've made a move on Sakura by now.
Thought
"Dialogue"
Emphasis of words/Sound
"NEJI! SHIKMARU! SASUKE!" a blonde boy yelled at the break of dawn. He was sure he has awakened the three annoyed guys.
"What is it Naruto?" Shikamaru said, rubbing his eye. He had his head peeking out of his room, Sasuke and Neji were ready to kick his ass.
"We ran out of hot water and I don't know how to use the microwave." Naruto said, anime-stream like tears ran down his face.
"You. Are. So. Dead." Neji muttered, raising his sleeve. Then he realized he was wearing a T-shirt. But he ignored it. Neji was slowly advancing onto the frighten Naruto. He was hugging his ramen.
Neji gave him a punch on the face and went back to his room. Sasuke, however, was staring at the fox boy grin.
"You are weird." Sasuke said, going back to his room.
Might as well go training. Neji thought. I'll get Tenten to come along, too. Then he got ready and grab some extra kunai and a katana. He brushed his teeth and did his bathroom business. He went into the kitchen grabbing Naruto's forgotten ramen and he placed some water into it. Then he put it into the microwave for 3 minutes. After devouring his small breakfast, he was out the door,
Wonder where he is off to. Sasuke thought, hearing Neji close the door.
Neji soon reach the door of where Tenten, Ino, Sakura, and Hinata lives.
Should I knock…No wait. Yeah I should. Hinata should be up. Neji thought. He raised his fist a nd began knocking on the door. Then he heard someone beginning to open the door.
"Oh. Ohaayo Neji-nii-san." Hinata said, smiling. She immediately stepped aside for Neji to enter.
"Ohaayo, Hinata-sama," Neji said, and stepping through the door, observing where the girls lived.
I never been in here, it's so clean. Neji said, looking around.
"I need Tenten." Neji said. Hinata nodded.
"If you get critically injured its not my fault. Tenten's room is the last door of the hall." Hinata warned. Neji nodded, and went to the desired door.
I wonder what does she meant by 'critically injured'.. Neji thought as he opened the door. Then he heard a snap. A party of shrunkens were launched at the Hyuuga Prodigy. Neji dodged them with ease. He never expected to have kunais thrown at him from behind. Yet, h was able to dodge them.
What type of place is this? Neji thought, taking a look at Tenten. She was sound asleep, with a kunai in one hand.
A minute later, Neji was just about to touch Tenten's shoulder, a shower of all things pointy were thrown at him.
Damn her and her traps. Neji thought. Then he saw a pencil thrown at him.
Even pencils, pens… Neji thought.
"AHHHHHH!" Neji let out a girly scream. This awaken Tenten from her slumber.
"WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?" Tenten shouted.
"WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? YOU SET ALL THIS TRAPS UP! I GOT SQUASHED BY A SAFE!" Neji shouted back. He was on the floor, trying to remove a silver safe off him. Then Tenten smiled and laughed, sheepishly.
"TENTEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO SCREAM THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING?" a sudden person yelled as she slammed the door open. It revealed a very mad pink hair girl and blonde.
Oh SHIT! Neji thought, he felt his eyes widening. NEVER COME HERE IN THE MORNING EVER AGAIN! Sakura and Ino were slowly advancing on Neji.
"HINATA-SAMA HELP!" Neji shouted, as Ino grabbed his (lustful) hair and Sakura grabbing some makeup. Tenten could only laugh.
"Told you." Hinata said, smirking when she saw Neji. (In this fic, Hinata learns how to not stutter and well could kick ass.)
Tenten helped restrained Neji and watched her housemates torture her teammate. Hinata sat down and watch too. Then Ino and Sakura were out of the room.
"So how you feel, Neji?" Hinata asked, breaking the silence. Neji turned around, with a eye twitching.
"Tell me how I feel." Neji said, muttering each word. Hinata and Tenten laughed so much. Tenten fell to the floor.
"You! -laugh- Look!" Tenten said, in between laughs. Neji looked into the mirror. He face was almost as white as Orichmaru's, his lips were patted on with too much red lipstick. His eyelashes were stranding and looking too good for his own liking. The thing that scared to most was the ear piercing that Ino gave him. He has it on his right ear. On it was a lion head earring. He sort of liked it the earring.
"I only came here to get to get Tenten to train. I get shoot at with all things pointy and squashed by a safe. Then I received a new look. Geez today is sure kicking off to a great start." Neji complained. Tenten only laughed. Hinata went out of the room to make breakfast.
"Well, you should have known I would set traps in my room." Tenten said, she pulled out a towel that was lightly wet. Then she threw it at Neji.
"All you need is this to wipe make up off?" Neji said, beginning to wipe off the makeup.
"Expect the mascara, it stays on or the entire day." Tenten said. Neji pulled the towel away from his face seeing the white has landed onto the blue towel.
"WHAT?" Neji said. "I HATE THESE DAMNED EYELASHES!" Neji dug his face back inside the towel, trying to get everything off. Then someone pulled the towel away from his face.
"If you do that, the mascara would smear." Tenten said. Neji immediately tried to picture himself with smeared mascara. He shuddered at the thought.
"That's what I thought." Tenten said, chuckling lightly.
Ahhh…her laugh is so beautiful. Neji thought, staring Tenten.
"What? Is there something on my face?" Tenten said, wiping her face. Then Neji put a hand onto hers to make her stop wiping her face. Then Tenten began to turn pink.
"Perfect." Neji said, smiling.
HE SMILED! THE HYUUGA NEJI SMILED! Tenten thought, she was screaming in her head. But her face turned redder.
Then they left the room in complete silence. Hand in Hand.
"WOOO! GO TENTEN!" Ino shouted, seeing Neji and Tenten holding hands. They looked at each other but still held their hands in the same spot. Tenten was turning to a deeper shade of red.
"Neji-nii-san, I never knew you could." Hinata said quietly.
"YO! LET US IN!" Naruto shouted, pounding on the door.
"NOT ON A HAIR BY MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN!" Sakura shouted back.
"THEN I'LL PUFF-" Naruto shouted back. Sakura opened the door and punch Naruto.
"Come in." Sakura said, motioning them to go in. Sasuke nodded. Shikamaru continued to look up at the ceiling. Naruto walked in. Soon they were inside the house.
"WHOA! NEJI YOU HAVE VERY PRETTY EYELASHES TODAY!" Naruto exclaimed looking at Neji. Neji and Tenten hid their hands, neither of them wanted to let go.
"What you two hiding?" Sasuke asked, pointing to their hiding spot.
Stupid Uchicha, always ruin everything. Neji thought, raising his hand, along with Tenten's. Tenten could feel herself blushing. Neji, however, maintained his cool expression. Shikamaru, Sasuke and Naruto's mouths dropped onto the ground.
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY!" Naruto shouted. He pointed at Neji. Neji was receiving a very very tempting urge to beat up the fox boy.
"No, I'm not." Neji managed to say.
Oh crap, he's mad. Tenten said. She shrugged it off and began eating the enjoyable breakfast that Hinata made. Naruto came over to the table and took a bite of food.
"WOW THIS IS GOOD!" Naruto exclaimed. Hinata blushed.
"Who made it?" Naruto asked. Sakura and Ino pointed at Hinata.
"YOU ARE A GREAT COOK! HINATA-CHAN!" Naruto exclaimed, running up and hugging the blushing Hyuuga.
"She needs air." Neji pointed out. Naruto immediately let her go and apologized a million times.
"So, why are you guys here?" Ino asked.
"We came cause of the dobe." Sasuke said, using his thumb to point at the apologizing boy.
"Oh." Ino said. Then the group heard a hawk call. Sakura went outside and saw a red tail hawk flying around.
"The Hokage wants us." Sakura confirmed. Then the group was off to the Hokage's office.
"Last one there is a rotten egg!" Naruto shouted. He ran. Then Sakura ran after him. Soon the whole group was running.
They were coming close to some new people in Kohona. The people were carrying a couch. Sakura was in the lead, she jumped over the couch. Closely followed by Sasuke and Naruto. Then they reached the park, there were so many benches. Sasuke took the lead and ran on the benches and jumping to another. The others followed his lead. Neji was in front with Naruto tailing behind him. Sasuke was after. Sakura and Tenten were closely behind.
Shikamaru and Ino, well, they took their time and walked. They saw no reason to rush.
"YAY!" Naruto shouted and he pasted Neji. They were approaching the Hokage's office. Now they were running on the stairs. Tenten and Sakura were smarter than this. They added chakra to their soles of their feet and began running on the side of the walls. They surpassed Neji, Sasuke, and Naruto. Then the two assistants of the Hokage turned from the door.
"AHH!" One of them screamed (I forgot what's they names…lol…xD) and had all their papers flown everywhere. The Chunnins paid no attention to them. They sighed and began picking up their papers.
Then Sakura and Tenten touched the Hokage's door first.
"Yeah!" Tenten said, panting. Sakura nodded and smiled. They high fived and the guys got there. They waited for Ino and Shikamaru to get there. Then once they got there.
"Sakura, knock the door." Neji said. Sakura rolled her eyes and knocked on the door.
Knock
Knock
There was no answer. Then Sakura opened the door to find a sleeping Tsunade.
"Naruto, go in and wake her up!" Sakura said, pushing Naruto in. Sakura quickly closed the door.
"BAA-CHAN! WAKE UP!" Naruto shouted, poking the Hokage.
"ARGH!" Tsunade said. Then there was a THUD against the wall.
"Its safe." Sakura said, hearing a thud against the door. The group didn't know what to expect. Naruto was pinned onto the wall with kunais and shrunkens and one threaten to go to hit his…well…manly parts. Tsunade was up and about to throw another kunai at Naruto.
Reminds me of Tenten…Neji thought.
"Hokage-sama?" Sakura was the first to speak, since she is her current pupil.
"Oh. Today's mission: Take care of my nieces and nephews." Tsunade said. Everyone sweat dropped at this.
"This is for your social activities. Not only a Jounin will need speed and stamina. They need to get along with other people, as well." Tsunade said. "And we need a boy and girl paired up for each child."
"Or more like a babysitting job for us." Naruto muttered under his breath.
"You made a bet didn't you?" Sakura said. This caused everyone to raise an eyebrow. Tsunade laughed nervously.
"I see, you did. With who?" Sakura said, tapping her fingers.
"What bet?" Tsunade said.
"The bet." Sakura responded.
"Fine. I bet with Asuma, Kurenai, Kakashi, and Anko. Happy now?" Tsunade said. Everyone was in awe that Sakura would force information from the Hokage. THE HOKAGE.
"So you guys up t it?" Sakura turning around, facing the group. They nodded, hesitantly.
"Well, Tsunade-sensei, we accept." Sakura confirmed. Tsunade seemed to jump for joy.
"What was the bet?" Neji asked.
"I'm not telling." Tsunade said, with a hint of malice in her eyes.
WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY BETTING ON?
xD you have to continuing reading and find out.
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