What the Hell?

Wind Kunai: I AM SO HAPPY FOR THE REVIEWS! I CAN'T HELP BUT SMILE WHEN I READ THEM!

Wind Kunai: This is another Fluff chapter xD…Don't worry the guys would get their revenge next chapter! WARNING: THIS CHAPTER MAY NOT BE AS GOOD AS THE OTHERS!

Sakura: Someone's high today…

Wind Kunai: I ate candy…so what? Sasuke please say the disclaimer.

Sasuke: Why should I?

Wind Kunai: Just do it.

Sasuke: No.

Wind Kunai: PLEASE! (Pulls out a cookie)

Sasuke: Fine. Wind Kunai don't own Naruto.

Wind Kunai: Wow, that was horrible grammar.

Sasuke: GIMME THE COOKIE, GODDAMMIT!


IF you want the disclaimer look at the last chapter…x.x

Thought

Recap

"Dialogue"

(Author's Note)

Emphasis of words/Sound


"What was the bet?" Neji asked.

"I'm not telling." Tsunade said, with a hint of malice in her eyes.

Too bad, they don't know… Tsunade said, smiling.

Flashback

Tsunade walked to the Academy, and enters the teacher's lounge.

"MY NIECES AND NEPHEWS ARE COMING TOMMOROW!" Tsunade shouted, bursting into the room.

"We aren't taking care of them." Kakashi said.

"Hello, Hokage-sama." The silver-haired nin added. He continued to look down at his perverted book.

"Hello, Kakashi." Tsunade responded.

"Anko! COME BACK!" Asuma shouted, running after the gray-eyed ninja.

You see, (for those who want logic to the Kakashi and Kurenai and Asuma thing…I feel bad so I'm going to write logic xD), Asuma and Kurenai been seeing each other for a year, but they had a off and on relationship. This time Asuma and Kurenai said they can't go living like that, so decided to 'test the waters'. Asuma's been seeing Anko, more than a comrade. Kakashi and Kurenai, as you know, been going out with each other.

"You have to get me, Asuma-kun." Anko said, continuing running.

If the students see what happens in here…Tsunade thought, slapping her forehead.

"Hello Kurenai." Tsunade said, waving.

"Hello Tsunade-sama." Kurenai said, smiling. Then after Anko and Asuma got back onto their seats, there was silence. Anko decided to break the silence.

"Hm…Those Chunnins that are living with each other…what are their names?" Anko asked, putting a finger on her chin.

"Sakura, Sasuke, Hinata, Naruto, Neji, Shikamaru, Tenten, Ino." Kakashi said, naming the kids. He took a glance around the room. Anko nodded her head.

"I bet that Uchicha and that Haruno girl will go out by the end of two weeks. I put $5." Anko said. This caught the teacher's attention.

"I put $10 if they go out by the end of this month." Kakashi said, knowing the ice cube warmed up to the pink hair medic nin.

"I put $5, if they don't get together." Asuma said.

"I put ten if Sasuke and Sakura go out together by this week." Tsunade said.

"I'm out of this one." Kurenai said, putting her hands in front of her.

"Naruto…isn't that the fox boy?" Anko asked, tapping her fingers. Kakashi nodded.

"And that Hyuuga heiress. They look cute together." Anko said.

"You wanna bet?" Kurenai said, protective of her ex-student.

"I put a fresh twenty dollar bill on it." Anko said.

"I put $25 if they don't get together." Kurenai said. Anko smiled and Kurenai smirked. Kakashi and Asuma could feel the tension. Tsunade was dumbfound.

"Rules?" Tsunade said.

"Hmm…You may interfere as much as you want." Anko said at last.

After Tsunade left the teacher's lounge to freak out, the Jounins continued to talk.

End Flashback

Tsunade sighed.

"We have to pair up in boy-girl." Tsunade began. Then she saw Tenten and Neji immediately got together. Shikamaru was being dragged by Ino. Sakura was about to go get Naruto but he grabbed Hinata by the hand. So Sakura was stuck with Sasuke.

"We got our partners!" Naruto announced. Hinata stood shyly next to her.

"Okay. My nieces are Tohru, Kaoru, and Riku. I only have one nephew, his name is Hoku." Tsunade said. "They are from a smaller village called, Takashi. (Couldn't think of one…)."

"They'll be arriving right about now." As soon as she said that, a loud banging noise came from the door. Naruto goes and opens the door. As soon as he opens it, he gets trampled by little kids. (Why do Naruto always get beat up…) Tsunade continued.

"AUNTIE TSUNADE!" a little girl with light brown hair and deep purple eyes. She ran up and hugged Tsunade.

"Hello Tohru!" Tsunade greeted, hugging her back.

"AUNTIE TSUNADE! I WANT ONE TOO!" a girl with orange hair and blue eyes said. Tsunade smiled and let go of Tohru.

"Hello Riku!" Tsunade said, hugging the girl. Then Tsunade felt a tug on her shirt. She let go of Riku and turned to face the person who tugged on her shirt.

"Hello Kaoru!" Tsunade said, smiling. Kaoru smiled and gave her a hug. Kaoru had bright emerald eyes and golden hair.

"Now where's Hoku?" Tsunade asked. Riku pointed at the door. The boy had green eyes and black hair.

"Hello Hoku." Tsunade said, waving. Hoku looked and waved back.

"So who wants some fun today?" Tsunade said, bending down to the little kid's height.

"ME!" a bunch of screams erupted. Kaoru remained quiet and merely raised her hand.

"Today I can't play with you guys." Tsunade began, she received pouts from the girls.

"But I have some friends that would like to meet you." Tsunade said, and the girls squealed in delight. Then she motioned at the Chunnins to wave. They waved at the little kids.

"Which one do you want to go with?" Tsunade asked no one in particular but the kids got the idea.

"I want to play with the girl with pink hair!" Riku shouted.

"She is like Naruto…" Sasuke commented.

"Hello Riku!" Sakura greeted.

"Hello! What's your name?" Riku said, smiling.

"I'm Sakura. The grumpy old man is Sasuke." Sakura said, making Riku giggle.

"I want to go eat something!" Riku said.

"What you have in mid?" Sakura said.

"RAMEN!" Riku said, grabbing Sakura by the hand and out the door they went. Sasuke went out the door following the energetic girl and his teammate.


"I wanna play with those two there! They are cute together!" Tohru said, causing Naruto and Hinata to blush.

"Hai…" Hinata said shyly.

"Hi my name is Tohru! What's yours?" Tohru asked.

"I'M THE NEXT HOKAGE! UZUMAKI NARUTO!" Naruto shouted. Tohru grinned.

"I'm Hinata." Hinata said, bowing.

"Do you like sweets?" Tohru asked. Hinata nodded and Naruto ,well ,nodded too.

"LET'S EAT ICE CREAM THEN!" Tohru said, grabbing Hinata's and Naruto's hand. Then Tohru led Hinata and Naruto out the door.


"I want to go with someone who is going to train with me, Auntie." Hoku said, knowing that Kaoru won't make a move before he does.

"He's ours." Neji said quickly.

"Names?" Hoku said.

"None of your business kid." Neji said. Tenten grew a sweat drop at this.

"My name is Tenten. The block head's Neji." Tenten said, quickly. She hoped that it would calm down the tension between the two.

"Hai, Tenten-san." Hoku said, making Neji a little bit madder.

"Let's go to the meadows." Tenten suggested.

"Hai. But I have one question." Hoku said, he took hold of Tenten's hand. Thus creating a very very very very mad Neji.

"What is it?" Tenten said, looking down on him.

"Why does the blockhead have girly eyelashes?" Hoku asked, pointing at Neji.

"Well, I'll tell you at the meadow." Tenten said, laughing nervously. Hoku nodded. Neji followed and he was mad. Very mad.


"Hi Kaoru!" Ino said, waving at the shy girl. She smiled.

"H-hi." Kaoru stuttered, she looked down at her feet.

"Another Hinata." Shikamaru commented.

"I'm Ino! This is Shikamaru!" Ino said. The blonde girl only nodded.

"What do we do today?" Kaoru spoke up. It seemed to take all her courage to say so.

"Let's look at the clouds." Shikamaru suggested. Kaoru seemed to like the idea, and nodded.

"Off to the park we go! But we have to get some food first!" Ino said. She put out a hand for Kaoru and she took it.

"Kakashi, Asuma, Kurenai, and Anko. I'm am so going to win the bet!" Tsunade said, looking out the window.


"So, Riku-chan, what type of ramen would you like?" Sakura asked. They arrived at the ramen bar, Ickraku.

"Everything?" Riku said.

"One bowl and we'll see." Sasuke said.

"I wants the Miso Ramen!" Riku said, after looking at the large menu.

"What would you three like today?" Ayame asked.

"We would like one chicken ramen, one beef ramen with tomato, and one miso ramen." Sasuke said. Ayame nodded and got working on the orders.

"So Riku-chan. Where you live?" Sakura asked.

"I live in a small house. It could only fit Oka-san and me!" Riku said happily. Sakura smiled and Sasuke took a glance at the two. He heart seemed to be a little warmer. For about ten minutes, they sat there watching the kid eat multiple bowls of ramen and her babbling about her homeland.

"Sakura-san! Do like grumpy man?" Riku asked, out of the blue. This caused Sakura to blush. Sasuke's ears perked up

Does she like me? Sasuke thought.

"As a friend." Sakura said, after a while of thinking.

Oh. Sasuke thought.

"Hai!" Riku said, happily.

"Let's go to park after this." Sasuke suggested. Riku nodded her head excitedly. Sakura smiled.


"Naruto-san! Look! I want the funny looking flavor!" Tohru shouted, pointing to the dark green ice cream.

"Are you sure, Tohru-chan?" Hinata asked.

"Hai! Hinata-san!" Tohru said, and nodded.

"May we have one berry cone, one of that green ice cream in a cone, and a orange crème in a cone." Naruto ordered.

"How you know I wanted berry?" Hinata asked, in amazement

"A hunch." Naruto said, smiling.

She doesn't know I follow her... Naruto thought.

STALKER! Kyuubi accused.

I AM NOT!

ARE TOO!

AM NOT!

"Naruto-kun?" Hinata asked. She held the three ice cream cones in her hand. She gave the dark green cone to Tohru. She held out the orange crème to Naruto.

"H-hai, Hinata-chan!" Naruto said, stuttering at first but quickly recovering.

"Mmmm! Green Tea!" Tohru shouted, licking her ice cream.

"Wow." Hinata said, looking at Tohru down her ice cream.

"Yup." Naruto said, with his ice cream cone gone.

"What happened to your cone?" Hinata asked.

"I ate it." Naruto replied, petting his stomach.

"LET'S GO THE PARK!" Tohru said, in between licks of the ice cream.

"Calm down, Tohru-chan. We'll go if you calm down." Hinata said. Tohru immediately changed her pace of licking the ice cream cone.

"I want to go too!" Naruto shouted. Hinata managed to gather up her courage to punch him on the head. (O.o I'm amazed! GO HINATA!)

"Sorry, Naruto-kun." Hinata apologized.

"It's no problem." Naruto said, rubbing his head.


"Could you tell me what happened to the block head now?" Hoku asked Tenten. Hoku still held Tenten's hand.

"Well, it all happened this morning." Tenten began but was cut off by Neji.

"Kid, never go to a girl's dorm in the morning." Neji said, sternly.

"What happened?" Hoku asked.

"Let's see. I went to wake up Tenten for training but when I entered her room I was attacked by kunai and anything pointy. Then I was squashed by a safe. Then I screamed. That woke up Tenten. She shouted. Other girls came and attacked me." Neji said. Hoku's eyes widen and then began twitching.

"Ouch." Hoku said.

"So today. We're going to teach you how to walk on trees!" Tenten said.

"YAY! How?" Hoku said.

"Observe." Tenten said. She focused some chakra to her feet and put one foot onto the base of the tree. Then she walked on the tree vertically. She reached a branch, instead of walking on the top. She walked on the bottom.

"Wow! Tenten-san! That's cool!" Hoku commented. "I want to learn!"

"Okay, but first you must understand this." Neji said. Tenten began walking down the tree.

"What?' Hoku asked.

"Chakra. If you could master this you could master almost any jutsu. Gathering chakra could be difficult for even a high leveled ninja. But the amount of chakra is needed to walk on a tree is small yet it has to be precise." Neji began.

"What is chakra exactly?' Hoku asked.

"Chakra is a mix of spiritual and physical energy." Tenten answered.

"Oh." Hoku said.

"Let's start." Neji said.

"Yes, Blockhead." Hoku said, Neji ignored 'blockhead'. They spent the day training,


"So Koaru, how are you?" Ino asked, trying to 'break the ice'. They were laying on the soft green grass near a oak tree. The shade blocked the sun from their eyes.

"I-I'm f-fine." Kaoru responded.

Shikamaru sighed.

Another Hinata. Shikamaru thought.

"Don't talk so soft!" Ino shouted. Kaoru jumped up in the air for a second and quickly nodded.

"And don't stutter!" Ino continued. Kaoru nodded again.

"Good." Ino said, satisfied. Shikamaru just sighed.

"That cloud looks like a bunny." Kaoru said.

"No, it looks like a hand. Shiikamaru what you think?" Ino commented.

"A cloud." Shikamaru said.


Sorry it took me so long to update! XD I fell and landed myself with my nose and forehead all scratched up.

I MIGHT UPDATE ONE MORE TIME BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS! I HAVE TO GO TO A CONVENTION THING FOR 3 DAYS!