What the Hell?

TheBlossomBreeze, DON'T CRY! I'M BACK!

WOOT GO SONICFLOOd! THEY SIGNED MY CD! AHHH!

yinyang-sensei, I never thought it as that! Lol…talk about slow…

Last update for the year, possibly.

HAPPY NEW YEAR! xD

If you wanna see the disclaimer go back two chapters.

Wind Kunai: Weeeeeee!

Sakura: Weeeeeeeeeee!

Ino: Weeeeeeeeeee!

Tenten: Weeeeeeeeeeeee!

Sasuke: Weeeeeeeeeee!

Shikamaru: Weeeeeee!

Hinata: Weeeeeeeeee!

Naruto: Weeeeeeeeeeeee!

Neji: NEJI!

Wind Kunai: YOU DIDN'T FOLLOW THE DAMN PATTERN!

Thought

Recap

"Dialogue"

(Author's Note)

Emphasis of words/Sound

"Park, parky, park!" Riku sang as she skipped along side of Sakura and Sasuke. She stopped her tune and stop. She waited for the two teenagers to catch up, then she caught them by surprise by grabbing their hands.

"Riku, what do you want to do at the park exactly?" Sakura asked.

"Hide and seek! NO! Tag! YEAH! TAG!" Riku said. She continued to hold Sakura's and Sasuke's hands. Riku began to skip a step of walking to feel like she's flying. Then Sakura began to swing her into the air, making Sasuke to follow. Now Riku was laughing as she flew into the air and back down onto the ground.

If you didn't know Sakura and Sasuke were looking after Riku for the day, you would think they were one family.

"Tag it is." Sasuke stated. Riku screamed for joy. Sakura sweat dropped and tried to calm the girl down.

"Oi! Sasuke-kun! Forehead girl!" a voice shouted. Sakura looked up and saw Ino waving furiously at them.

"Oi! Ino-pig!" Sakura shouted back.

"KAORU-CHAN!" Riku shouted, waving and jumping up and down. Kaoru looked at the excited girl then waved back.

"Let's play tag!" Riku shouted, grabbing Kaoru's hand.

"Troublesome." Shikamaru said, raising up from his spot. Then they heard a hawk's cry.

"It's for us." Ino said, looking at the red-tailed hawk.

"Hai. Let's go Kaoru, Riku." Sakura said. She round up the kids and the group began going to the Hokage.

"Aw, I want to play tag." Riku said, pouting,

"We can't right now. We'll play later." Sasuke muttered.

"Promise?" Riku said, holding out her pinky. Sasuke bent down and lock pinkies with her.

"Promise." Sasuke said.

"Yay!" Riku said.

That's so sweet. Sakura thought, smiling.

"Oi! Sasuke-teme! Sakura-chan! Ino! Shikamaru!" Naruto shouted as they came into view. The group waved at the threesome.

"Tohru!" Riku shouted, she ran to the girl finishing her oddly colored cone.

"Riku!" Tohru shouted, when she finished the bite.

They began to walk up the stairs to the office with the energetic girls running.

"Thank you for taking care of them today. Now I get some quality time with them." Tsunade started. Then Riku and Tohru started to shout.

"I WANNA PLAY WITH SAKURA-SAN AND SASUKE-SAN!" Riku shouted.

"I WANNA PLAY WITH HINATA-SAN AND NARUTO-KUN!" Tohru shouted also. Then Sasuke walked up to Riku.

"Remember our promise?" Sasuke said, bending down to her height. Then she slowly nodded. Her face brighten up and hugged Sasuke.

"Yay!" Riku shouted, in Sasuke's ear. He began to rub his ear. Everyone laughed at this.

"Tohru?" Tsunade said. Tohru went up to Naruto and whispered something. This made Naruto blush.

"Let's go auntie!" Tohru said, satisfied with Naruto's blush.

"Okay." Tsunade said.

"Bye Ino-san, Shikamaru-san." Kaoru said politely. She bowed.

"Bye Kaoru-chan." Ino said, copying the young girl's actions.

"Bye. Maybe sometimes we could go cloud watching." Shikamaru suggested. Kaoru eagerly nodded her head.

"Blockhead." Hoku said, folding his arms. He smirked.

"Pipsqueak." Neji said, doing the same actions.

"Ugly." Hoku responded.

"Shorty." Neji said.

"Tall-ie."

"Kid."

"Teenager."

"Bastard."

Then Hoku took a deep breath.

"You girly, ugly, eyelashes, pony tailed, BEAUTIFUL, heart-pounding , girly girl." Hoku finished with a smirk. He found out a compliment would work ten times an insult would.

"WHY YOU! LITTLE MOTHER F-" Neji began but was cut off by Tenten's hand covering his mouth.

"We're going to miss you Hoku." Tenten said. Hoku and Tenten hugged. Hoku looked the furious Hyuuga and kissed Tenten on the cheek. They separated.

Hoku carefully planned a hug. He hugged Tenten when she was standing. So literally he was hugging her legs. He moved his hand and pretend to touch her ass. Then he immediately released Tenten and went away. Hoku smirked at the outraged Neji.

WHY THAT LITTLE DIRTY- Neji thought, angrily but was interrupted by Hoku's voice.

"Bye bye Tenten-san I am going to miss you." Hoku said, bowing.

"Bye, Hoku-kun." Tenten said, bowing.

"Stay in hell!" Neji shouted asHoku walked through the door.

"You are dismissed." Tsunade said. The group scattered. The girls went home and the guys went home also.

"Revenge." Naruto said, as they settled around the coffee table of their living room. The boys nodded.

"To the girls.."Neji said.

"Shikamaru?" Naruto asked. Naruto, Sasuke and Neji looked at Shikamaru.

"This is what we'll do." Shikamaru said, after a minute of thinking.

"Where are we going to get those?" Naruto asked.

"Remember? We're ninjas!" Neji said. Naruto's mouth formed an O.

"Got it?" Shikamaru said.

"Yup." Naruto said. The others nodded and went to bed.

"NARUTO!" Sakura shouted as a smoke bomb went out from under her pillow. This smoke bomb was infused with black dye. When it exploded it it caused to turn her clothes and hair black. She was as red as Gaara's hair. Sakura slammed her door open and hearing a scream.

"AH!" Ino shouted as she got up from her bed. Her head was covered in shaving cream. When she got out of her bed there was honey all over the floor. Ino slipped and she grabbed a string that just happened to be there. Then, you guessed it, feathers fell from the ceiling.

"YOU SHIT EATERS!" Tenten shout as a water balloon fell on her. She was able to dogde the smaller water balloon. But it was connect to a bigger balloon. Her hair was soaked and took a step forward. Tenten step off a trap.Then she was hit with little pancakes covered in syrup.

"Oh my!" Hinata yelled out when she received a bucket of oatmeal down her back when she tried to walk out the door.

"We better run." Sasuke warned. They were on the ground laughing their heads off until they heard the screaming and shouting.

"YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO PAY!" Sakura shouted. Then Hinata, Tenten, Ino and Sakura ran out to find the guys.

"Oh shit." Neji said, looking back, with his bloodline limit on.

"I thought your plans are always full-proof!" Sasuke shouted.

"Against troublesome women, no." Shikamaru responded.

"Run faster!" Naruto encouraged. The guys took the order and ran as fast as they could. But soon as they did, they girls caught up and punched them across the face.

"You are going to pay." Hinata said, wiping some oatmeal onto Neji's face.

"So what type of hell they are going to go through today?" Sakura asked. No one spoke.

"Well…" Hinata began.

"Come out already!" Ino shouted, she pounded against a door.

"Hai. Hai." a guy's voice came. The door began to open. But there was a poof of smoke.The doorquickly shut closed.

"Yo!" Kakashi said. His face was buried into a light blue book.

"It's a new book!" Sakura shouted.

"Yeah. New series. It's called Lose Control." Kakashi said. Sakura was overjoyed to see Kakashi reading something else besides porn but when she looked at the author. She sweat dropped.

Lose Control

Jariya

A Triology Series

Summary:

Then Sakura stopped reading.

"All of you come out or else we'll make this punishment harder!" Ino shouted.

"How could you make it worse?" a guy's voice came from behind another door.

"Oh. We have our ways." Ino responded.

"Come out." Hinata stated.

"Okay guys, on the count of three." a guy's voice came. Then muffled yes's came.

"Ready, set, go!" Then the four doors open revealing four guys. Expect one door.

Neji, Sasuke, Naruto, and Shikamaru had anime styled veins popping out of their heads.

Neji's and Shikamaru's hair was let loose, instead of his usual ponytail. Sasuke's hair lost it spikes and came down to his shoulders. The guys wore a baggy t-shirt and tied it to his waist. Here's the worse part, they are wearing skirts. Yes, the HYUUGA and UCHICHA PRODIGIES WEARING SKIRTS. All the skirt's, expect Naruto's, were long and flows with the wind. (The skirts coulkd represent Gypsy skirts. It must be uncomfortable...xD)

Naruto was forced to use his sexy-no-jutsu. He let his hair down and was wearing some of Sakura's clothes. He wore an orange mini skirt with a pastel orange tank top.

"Holy shit. I came at the wrong time didn't I?" Kakashi said. The guys nodded.

"Please don't make us go out in public." Naruto pleaded, he flipped his long golden hair. Then the girls fell to the floor laughing.

"That's not a shabby idea." Sakura said.

"SEE WHAT YOU DID?" Shikamaru shouted. He was pissed or embrassed.

"How you girls and Neji live like this?" Naruto asked, trying to push the hair out of his face. Ino, Hinata, Sakura, and Tenten fell to the floor, laughing their asses off.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Neji said.

"I mean what I mean!" Naruto shouted, raising a fist to Neji's face.

"Break it up." Kakashi said. Then Naruto realized he was in a mini skirt. And let down his fist.

"Are you going to let them live like this?" Kakashi asked the girls.

"No only for a day, in PUBLIC." Hinata responded. She was the only one who recovered from laughing. Sakura, Ino and Tenten was still on the floor laughing.

I know WHY ARE THE GIRLS TORTURING THE GUYS AGAIN? Well, you see...GIRLS are able to torture guys VERY VERY WELL.