What The Hell?
Sasuke: hey wind...
Wind Kunai: yeh?(he said hi...weird O.O)
Sakura: -gives wind a death glare-
Neji: yo wind...
Wind Kunai: uh huh?(so weird )
Tenten: -takes a kunai out of weapon holster-
Shikamaru: um wind...
Wind Kunai: what? (soo weird to weird...)
Ino: o.O WAT?
Naruto: hey wind wanna get sum ramen?
Wind Kunai: um mayb?(NO GOD DAMN WAY!)
Hinata: e--exc-use- me?
karmen: hey wind i think they like u...
ino,sakura,hinata,TenTen: NO WAY!
Sasuke,neji,shikamaru,naruto: y not?...
karmen: yep they like u so obvious…
sakura,ino,tenten,Hinata SHUT UP NOW KARMEN!
karmen: umm i think we betta move...
wind kunai: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Special Thanks to Karmen.
Disclaimer: Three Chapter before.
Thought
Recap
"Dialogue"
(Author's Note)
Emphasis of words/Sound
"Are you going to let them live like this?" Kakashi asked the girls.
"No only for a day, in PUBLIC." Hinata responded. She was the only one who recovered from laughing. Sakura, Ino and Tenten was still on the floor laughing.
"WHAT?" Naruto shouted.
"You don't have to worry. People won't recognize you." Neji commented.
"Let's go. We're going for Chinese food!" Tenten said. Hinata, Sakura, and Ino agreed, they grabbed the guys and girl to walk out off the door.
"SAVE ME A FORTUNE COOKIE!" Kakashi shouted when they exited. But he didn't receive any answer. Kakashi shrugged it off and checked his watch.
"Ah. Right on time." He said.
Flashback
"Meet me at the park at 4 or something." Kurenai said.
"Okay." Kakashi answered.
End Flashback
His watch read 6.
Then he left.
"Can we not do this?" Sasuke said, he started to play with the end of his t-shirt.
"No." Sakura said, with the biggest smile that can be put on.
"AHHH!" Naruto shouted, I mean, squealed. He saw a wave off dust.
A wave.
A wave of people.
A wave of fan boys.
"OH MY GOSH! YOU ARE THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVER SAW!" a guy shouted with heart eyes. Naruto soon was engulfed into a ocean of guys.
"LEAVE ME ALONE!" Naruto attempted to stop the madness. Then he caught of a dark blue in the wave.
"HINATA-CHAN!" Naruto shouted. The shy girl was in the crowd trying to save Naruto. The guys all around her pushed her. But after awhile of pushing, kicking, she reach Naruto.
"Le-et's go." Hinata manage to say. She remembered to not say his name. She didn't want to cause Naruto any more embarrassment. She offered her hand and Naruto gladly accepted it.
""I think I like being a girl." Sasuke spoke up watch Naruto and Hinata. Sakura's eyes went huge. So did everyone else.
"Why?" Neji spoke up.
"No fan girls or fan boys," Sasuke replied. They all laughed.
"Here we are1" Tenten shouted when they reach a Chinese styled restaurant.
"What about Hinata and Naruto?" Ino asked.
'We're HERE!" Naruto shouted, as he ran with Hinata running behind him.
"HURRY!" Hinata shouted, as a tidal wave of guys came.
"How many-" A waitress began but was interrupted.
"8." Sakura hastily said.
"Hai. Right this way please."
"Yes! We're saved!" Naruto said, having a fist in the air. Hinata let out a relieved sigh. The group laughed at their relief, they followed the waitress to a table. It was round with a circle in the middle, that spins.
"What type of tea?" the waitress asked, she pulled out a notepad and pen.
"Green tea." Sasuke said. Everyone took a seat. The waitress nodded and dropped some menus and went to prepare their tea.
"Hey, Tenten." Naruto piped up. He was taking a look at the menu.
"What?" Tenten asked, looking down at her menu.
"What's chow mien?" Naruto asked. Tenten sighed.
"Noodles." Tenten simply replied.
"Everyone got their orders?" the waitress came back with tea in one hand.
"Hai." Tenten responded.
"What will it be?"
"Mongolian beef." Tenten said.
"Beef and broccoli?" Neji asked. But the waitress took it as a order.
"Tomato Udon." Sasuke said.
Why is there udon at a Chinese restaurant? Sasuke thought, but he shrugged it off.
"One more beef and broccoli." Sakura answered.
"That chow mien stuff." Naruto said.
"Chicken and salty fish fried rice." Hinata said, putting down her menu politely.
"Chow fun." Ino said.
"I'll free load." Shikamaru spoke up, but he received a hard punch on his head.
"Fine Fine. I'll take sweet and sour pork over rice." Shikamaru quickly said.
"Your orders will be here in a while." the waitress said and turned to put down the order.
"How you guys liking the skirts?" Ino asked. Shikamaru hmphed and leaned back onto his chair.
"It's…" Neji began but stopped.
"Weird." Sasuke responded.
"HOW THE HELL DO YOU GIRLS SURVIVE?" Naruto shouted, as the waitress came out with a platter of food.
"Here are your orders." the waitress said, sweat dropping.
"Thank you." Sakura responded. After they ate, they paid for the bill. The waitress brought out fortune cookies. Naruto was the first one to eat the cookie.
"Why is there a piece of paper in my fortune cookie?" Naruto asked, blankly, as he shoved the cookie into his mouth and pulling out a white piece of paper. Everyone fell to the floor laughing. (LOL! This happened to my friend once…) Shikamaru cracked his fortune cookie and he read it aloud.
"Beware blonde dogs." Shikamaru said.
"Don't mess with pineapples." Ino said.
"Mine is 'Don't run." Naruto read, he scratched his head and put it down.
"Flowers are your key." Sasuke read out loud.
"Beware of oranges." Neji read.
"Don't buy oranges." Tenten read.
"Rejoice, your life will be filled." Hinata read.
"Your future would remain a mystery." Sakura read, sweat dropping. Everyone got up and left the restaurant.
"AHHH! IT'S HER!" a guy shouted, he jumped up from his spot and began running to Naruto. Everyone's eyes widen.
"RUUUUUN!" Hinata shouted. Everyone didn't hesitate to follow the command. Yes, again, they are being chased by a huge crowd of guys.
"HOW DO YOU RUN WITH SKIRTS?" Sasuke shouted as he tripped on the ends of the black skirt.
"YOU DON'T!" Sakura responded.
"SHUT UP AND KEEP RUNNING!" Tenten shouted.
"THEY'RE AFTER NARUTO! WHY ARE WE RUNNING?" Neji shouted. This caused everyone but Hinata and Naruto, to stop running. The crowd caused them to separate. When the dust cleared Neji and Tenten couldn't see Shikamaru, Sasuke, Ino or Sakura anymore.
"Now we lost them!" Tenten said. Neji sighed.
"Well, wanna go buy something or something?" Neji asked. Tenten's eyes widen.
"You never say something two times in a row." Tenten said, gasping.
"Is that a no?" Neji asked, smirking.
"You are the Hyuuga Prodigy yet you are stupid." Tenten commented.
"I need some food." Tenten replied after away. Neji smirked and they went to the farmer's market.
"Now we lost them." Ino said.
"Troublesome." Shikamaru said, sighing.
"What you say?" Ino asked, with a slight edge.
"Nothing. Nothing." Shikamaru replied quickly and put his hands in front of him.
"Good." Ino said.
"Let's go watch the clouds." Shikamaru suggested.
"What is up with you and your cloud watching?"
"Come on! It's sunset!"
"You are not Shikamaru!"
"Please!" Shikamaru said, with a puppy dog face on. Ino sighed and gave up. Shikamaru smiled and dragged Ino to the park.
"What we do now?" Sakura asked, she looked around for any type of sign of her friends.
Why am I always stuck with him? Sakura thought.
"Hn." Sasuke responded, if you call that an answer.
"What you want to do now?" Sakura asked, trying to create 'small talk'.
"Hn." Sasuke said, tucking his hands into his pockets.
"Fine." Sakura said, she turned and began to walk until she felt her wrist was being tugged. She turned around and saw Sasuke.
"Where are you going?" Sasuke asked.
"None of your damn business." Sakura said, annoyed.
"I'm only asking you a question." Sasuke responded.
"I'm telling you that it's not your business."
"Question."
"Business."
"Question."
"Business."
"Answer it."
"Why?"
"Cause I asked."
"No." She started to walk away again. Sasuke did nothing to stop her.
I think I got her mad…Sasuke thought.
"RUN HINATA!" Naruto shouted. Hinata was pissed. Oh, very very pissed.
"AHHH!" Hinata screamed when the fan boys catch up to Naruto and Hinata.
"HINA-CHAN!" Naruto shouted, but blushed. Hinata blushed and kept moving.
Hina-chan, I like it… Hinata thought.
Hina-chan? Kid, think of something better. The kyuubi thought.
Why?
It's corny.
No its not.
C-O-R-N-I-E! Can't you see that it is corny?
When did you know how to cheerlead?
I have time. I read you know?
No. I didn't. What book?
The Dummies Guide: How to Cheerlead. Special Edition(1000 Years of Entertainment)
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What?
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LOl...well hope you like this one..
