What the Hell?

Warning: Occness

Last update before school begins. Then I would be updating less.

"Neji!" Tenten shouted when Neji spaced out.

"WHAT? WHERE'S THE FIRE?" Neji shouted, snapping out of his dead-like trance.

"You are so stupid." Tenten commented. Neji smirked.

"What do you need to buy?" Neji asked.

"Food." Tenten responded. Neji gave her a I-know-what-you-mean stare.

"Vegetables. Fruits." Tenten started, and began to find something in her pocket. Then she pulled out a post-it.

"Post it?" Neji asked.

"List." Tenten said. She read the list out loud. "Eggs, tomatoes, chips, bottled water, flour, shampoo, potatoes, salt, sugar, pepper, and pads."

"What are pads?" Neji asked. Tenten sweat dropped.

"It's for periods."

"What are periods?"

"go ask someone."

"okay."

Then they went to buy all they food.

"Thanks for coming with me." Tenten thanked Neji.

"Hn." Neji said. They were in front of her dorm. Neji pulled her into a hug and then a kiss. Tenten broke it because she needed air. Then they moved into a hug.

Oranges…Neji thought. He breathe in slowly to savor the intoxicating smell. They broke apart. Tenten invited him in. She went to make some food. Neji sat down on the couch. He felt like he was forgetting something and put his hand into his pocket. He pulled out the paper.

'Beware of oranges.'

"YES WE LOST THEM!" Naruto shouted when they are up a tree. Hinata smiled.

"The sunset look nice." Hinata commented. Naruto nodded in agreement.

"Can I lose the jutsu?" Naruto asked.

"If you like." Hinata said. Naruto released the jutsu but quickly put it back on.

"What happened?" Hinata asked.

"Girls clothes cant fit guys." Naruto said.

"Want to go get some guy clothes?" Hinata asked.

"Let's go back home." Naruto said.

"No, let me buy some for you." Hinata said.

"No I can't accept it."

"Consider it as a present for your birthday." Hinata said, smiling. Then she dragged Naruto to the store.

"I think you may look good in this!" Hinata said, holding up a dark blue pair of pants and orange t-shirt with Kohona's leaf imprinted on the back in black.

Naruto only nodded and took the clothes and tried it on. When he stepped out the door, he could feel himself blushing.

"You look…" Hinata started but she was at a loss of words. Then she flushed a dark shade of pink. They stood in silence.

"Erm, you could c-chang-e-e back to y-your o-other c-clot-thes." Hinata began. Naruto nodded immediately.

nice moves, kid.

…

You are smart.

Are you being sarcastic?

Right..

Now you are being sarcastic.

Then Hinata grabbed the clothes and quickly paid. Then Naruto undid the jutsu and changed into the clothes.

"Thanks." Naruto said, quietly. He hugged her. Hinata hugged him back.

"WHERE'S THE GIRL?" a guy shouted at Naruto.

"I don't know." Naruto said.

"HEY THAT GIRL WAS WITH THE GIRL!" another guy shouted.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?"

"GET HER!"

"Run!" Hinata shouted. After they got away from the mob. They continued to run. Then Naruto tripped. Hinata tried to grab him by the wrist but instead of getting him up. She fell down along with him.

"Eep!" Hinata said. Naruto hugged her protectively hoping that he would receive the damage from the fall. Unfortunately, it was a hill. They rolled down ward. Hinata and Naruto never let go. At the end of the hill, there was a flower patch. Then Hinata nestled her head into the crook of Naruto's neck.

"Sorry." Naruto said, blushing. He began to get up but he didn't want to. He wanted to continue to hold Hinata. Naruto was pulled back down. He saw Hinata not wanting to let go. Naruto smiled. Hinata smiled. They slept quietly in each other's arms.

'Rejoice because today is your day.'

Today is my day. Hinata thought, smiling.

'Don't run.'

If you don't want to be in my situation. But I want her. I like this. Naruto thought.

"Stupid bastard." Sakura said quietly to herself. She decided to go off to train. She didn't want to go home. Then she felt a familiar charkra. She so didn't want to see.

What am I doing! Sasuke thought.

Flashback

"Stupid girl." Sasuke said quietly.

First she's all over me. Then she said she hates me. What is up with women now a days?

Well get use to it pervert.

Who are you? I'm not a pervert by the way.

I'm your inner Kakashi.

I'm not Kakashi.

You're not? Hold up. Let me check.

Then Sasuke hears some shuffling of papers

Man you should see some of the things your teacher think of! Ah Found you. Uchiha Sasuke.

This is going nowhere.

So where were we?

You were talking. Go away.

That was pointless. I have an appointment with Kakashi now.

Then 'Inner Sasuke' left.

I HOPE YOU NEVER COME BACK!

One more thing: Look.

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

He didn't get an answer. Soon he was mumbling to himself. His feet brought him to Yakamana Flower Shop. He stuff his hands into he pockets. But he felt something in his pocket. Sasuke pulled it out.

'Flowers are your key.'

Then it seemed like the fortune took hold of him and he bought a bouquet of flowers.

With the help of Ino's mom, he picked out some flowers along with their meanings.

In his hand he held one of the following:

-Forget Me not(Faithful Love, Undying Hope, Memory, Do Not Forget)

-Burgundy Rose(Unconscious Love)

-White Yarrow(Healing)

-Acacia(Friendship)

-Fern(Fascination)

The forget me not's colors clashed with the rose's but it was controlled with the yellow and green.

I hope she likes it.

End Flashback

"What you want?" Sakura asked, kicking a tree as hard as she could.

"These are for you." Sasuke said, holding out the flowers. Sakura looked over and looked at the flowers then Sasuke.

"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH SASUKE?" Sakura shouted, making Sasuke wince.

"I'm Sasuke." Sasuke said.

"I'm not buying it." Sakura said, narrowing her eyes. Sasuke looked downward and began shuffling his feet.

"I wanted to apologize." Sasuke said. Sakura didn't say anything and wait for him to continue. Sasuke's face turned red.

"I'm sorry for being a jerk."

"I get used to it." Sakura said, smiling.

"Forgiven?" Sasuke asked.

"Forgiven." Sakura said. She walked up to him and took the flowers.

"Thank you." Sakura said.

"No problem." Sasuke said. Sakura went up and hugged him. Sasuke hesitantly returned it. But he found it hard to let go. Sakura broke the hug and smiled.

"Thanks." Sakura said, and she left. Somehow Sasuke felt content.

"See cloud-watching is fun!" Shikamaru exclaimed like a 5 year old excited about Yu-Gi-oh cards. Ino how ever was getting mad.

'Beware of blonde dogs.'

I get it now…BEWARE OF BLONDE BITCHES! RUN! Shikamaru thought, in realization. He ran. Oh he ran alright. Ino some how caught him. Down went Shikamaru.

'Beware of pineapples."

Stupid pineapples head. Ino thought. Ino was on top of Shikamaru.

"I love you, troublesome woman." Shikamaru whispered into her ear. Ino blushed.

"I love you too, lazy bum." Ino responded. Ino rolled off him. Ino was to his sides, their hands intertwined and indeed the watched the clouds go by.

Yes fortune cookies d come true.

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