What The Hell?
Sorry for not updating in sooooo long….xD…erm..I am addicted to maple story…..T.T
Sorry for my horrible grammar and spelling mistakes…
This chapter is dedicated to Neji and Tenten(fans).
Midnight.
The lamp that was tossed into the glow.
POOF! A girl with long silver hair and black eyes appeared.
"I'm am the genie of-" the genie started but looked around and saw no one. She blinked.
"I guess I was late…" she said, scratching her head. She shrugged and went back into her lamp.
"That was the coolest lunch ever!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Thank you Hinata-chan!" Sakura said, hugging her friend. Hinata meekly smiled.
"What shall we do?" Ino asked. But before anyone could respond, the guys left.
"Looks like I am going to go." Tenten said. Sakura nodded and left. Hinata and Ino decided to go back home.
Tomorrow(I know it's a little rushed, but I'll make this good. )
"ARGH!" Neji shouted as he walked out his door, causing the guys to look at him.
"What's wrong?" Naruto asked, biting down on his piece of bread.
"I FORGOT IT'S HINATA'S BIRTHDAY TOMMOROW!" Neji shouted.
"You forgot? I even got her a present." Naruto said, matter a fact. Neji took a deep breath.
"Come on! Shikamaru already planned this the party!" Naruto continued.
"I need to buy her present today." Neji said, placing his fist onto his open palm.
I'll get Tenten to help me. She's a girl right? (No duh, Einstein ) Neji thought. He stuffed hands into his oversized pockets. He hesitated to go to the girl's dorm but them decided to not go in.
"TENTEN!" Neji shouted, knocking on the door. Then the door opened with an annoyed Tenten.
"Don't shout." Tenten said. Neji gave a question mark. Suddenly Sakura was throwing flaming, yes flaming, kunais at Ino. Hinata was chasing the kunais to put out the kunais.
"AHHHHH! RUNNN!" Ino shouted, as she ran up the stairs with Sakura quickly following her.
"So what you need me for?" Tenten asked, leaning against the door.
"I need help. Could you come outside?" Neji asked. Tenten nodded and closed the door.
"So?" Tenten started.
"I need help with buying Hinata-sama's present." Neji said, quietly.
"What do you need me for?" Tenten asked, raising an eyebrow.
"You're a girl…" Neji began.
"Gee, I didn't know that!" Tenten said, sarcastically.
"No…it's one of the main reasons I'm dating you." Neji said.
"Fine I'll help you." Tenten said, without knowing what she's saying. Neji jumped up and grabbed Tenten's wrist.
"What are you planning to get her?" Tenten asked as they approached the main street of Kohona.
"Er…I don't know." Neji said, in a whisper so that Tenten would be only one to hear.
"What does she like?" Tenten questioned.
"Flowers I think." Neji said, thinking. Tenten sweat dropped.
"Fine, flowers and jewelry?" Tenten suggested. Neji nodded in agreement.
"I know a place!" Neji exclaimed, grabbing Tenten's wrist and dragged her to a jewelry shop.
It was a small place but Neji seemed to trust the store a lot. The shop smelled of burning oil and a old man was in the middle sharpening a sword.
"Ohaayo, Takashi-san." Neji said, waving at the old man. The man looked up and stopped what he was doing and rubbed his ear.
"COULD YOU SAY THAT A LITTLE LOUDER?" Takeshi shouted. He squinted hard to see Tenten and Neji.
"OHAAYO, TAKASHI-SAN!" Neji shouted on the top of his lungs. Takashi's eyes relax and his wrinkly old face crinkled into a smile.
"Hello, Neji, you didn't have to shout." Takashi said, Tenten and Neji sweat dropped.
"I need help!" Neji said.
"With what?" Takashi said.
"I need a bracelet!" Neji continued to shout.
"What type?" Takashi replied. Neji stopped and thought. Tenten sighed.
"A silver chain with a crystal encrusted butterfly." Tenten said.
"Ah. A picky costumer now." Takashi said, smiling. Tenten nodded, as that was the only thing she knew how to do. He smiled.
"Neji, you got one of a girl on you." Takashi said. "For her, it's free." Neji nodded, and smiled. Then got down and began to work.
Well...the bracelet's for Hinata…but I'm getting it for free because of Tenten…I'll get her something too! Neji thought.
Neji pushed Tenten out the store.
"Oi, Takashi! I need a necklace with a kunai on it." Neji shouted. Then he left the old man to work.
"What was that about?" Tenten asked.
"Nothing." Neji replied. Tenten eyed him suspiciously but then shrugged it off.
"FLOWERS!" Tenten shouted, as they past by the Yamanaka Flower Shop.
"NO! NOT THAT STORE!" Neji shouted, as Tenten dragged him into Ino's shop.
"YES THIS STORE YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!" Tenten shouted, but as soon as they walked through the door, they were smiling. (I hate it when parents do that!)
"Hello!" Tenten said, smiling and waving at the blonde.
"Hello, how may I help you today?" Ino's mom asked.
"We would like a bouquet of flowers please." Tenten asked politely.
"What would it represent?" Ino's mom asked.
"huh?" Tenten asked.
"Well, do you want your bouquet to represent love, lust, friendship, happiness, so on so forth?" Ino mom's replied.
"Err…Friendship." Tenten said.
"That would be the Acacia flower. White or yellow?"
"The White one looks better." Tenten said. Ino's mom smiled and grabbed a bunch of white Acacia and put them together nicely. Neji paid with Tenten holding onto the flowers.
"Let's go pick up the necklace." Tenten said, happily.
"I'll go, meet me at the Street Corner." Neji said. Then before Tenten could protest, Neji was out of sight. Tenten blushed.
Flashback
"Nice shot, Tenten." Neji complimented as she made another bulls eye. The straw filled dummy was pierced with 24 kunais, all of them making a bulls eye. Tenten smiled and turned away, blushing.
He commented me! Tenten thought. It's not everyday a stuck up guy comment you on something positive.
I commented her! Neji thought, his eyes widening.
"TEAM! TONIGHT WE ARE GOING TO SHOW OFF OUR FIREY YOUTHS!" Gai shouted and doing his nice guy pose. The nice guy pose consists of a thumbs up and a large smile that go BLING!
"GAI-SENSEI! THAT WAS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN YOUR LAST SPEECH!" Lee shouted back with steam-like tears going down his face. Gai turned to him and had the same expression on. The background then turned to a beautiful sunset.
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LE-!"
"OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH! " Tenten shouted, pushing the two away from each other.
"OH! THAT REMINDS ME!" Gai shouted, while Tenten was punching him. She stopped and waited for him to speak.
"Go on." Neji said, sarcastically.
"As you know, tonight's the Moon Festival." Gai started, and earning some nods of approval.
"All of you, expect Lee, are required to go and its formal." Gai said, really really fast.
"WHY DOESN'T LEE GET TO GO?" Tenten shouted.
"Because he's going to the training journey with me." Gai replied. (Yes, this is where Lee went.)
"BUT FORMAL? I DON'T HAVE ANY, I MEAN FORMAL CLOTHES!" Tenten shouted.
"Go buy one." Gai said, trying to calm down the enraged girl.
"And another part." GAi said.
"WHAT. IS. IT." Tenten said, staring daggers at him. Which Gai could feel very very well.
"Youhavetogowithadate.(You have to go with a date.)" Gai said, fastly and grabbed Lee and ran.
"WHOEVER MADE THIS UP IS GOING TO DIE!" Tenten shouted.
"Want to go to the festival with me?" Neji said, scratching his head.
"Ano…" Tenten said, eyes widen and shocked.
Should I go with him? OH MY GOD! I'm going to freak out! Tenten thought nervously.
"I mean. I could ask someone else." Neji said, trying to make the decision less hard for Tenten. Instead it made it harder.
"Yeah, I'll go with you." Tenten said, smiling. Neji smiled one of his rare smiles.
"Pick you up at 7, then." Neji smirked and left.
"What am I gonna do…I need a fricking kimono!" Tenten said to herself.
Sakura! YEAH! They'll help me out! Tenten thought, and raced to their houses.
"SAKURA!" Tenten shouted, as she banged on her front door.
"WHAT?" Sakura shouted from the top window.
"I NEED HELP!" Tenten shouted back. Sakura disappeared from the window and opened to front door.
"Need help with what?" Sakura asked.
"I need a kimono for tonight." Tenten said.
"It isn't formal, so why need it?" Sakura replied.
"It is for my team." Tenten said back. Sakura made a 'O' with her mouth.
I am so going to kill Gai after this.
"Let's go shopping then." Sakura suggested.
"Ano...okay." Tenten agreed.
"Favorite color?" Sakura asked, as they walked past some cafés.
"Black?" Tenten answered.
"Black's for funerals. Another color!" Sakura urged.
"Blue?" Tenten suggested, and Sakura smiled as she dragged Tenten into a small store.
The aisles were filled with different colored kimonos and accessories. Sakura dragged Tenten to a part where all blue kimonos are. "Sakura nearly took the entire rack for Tenten to try on.
"Try it on!" Sakura said, smiling. Sakura pushed Tenten into dressing room with a lot of kimonos.
Soon, at last, Tenten found the perfect one. It was navy with a white obi. The splashes of baby blue represent splashes of waves. Sakura choose a silver necklace.
"Thanks Sakura." Tenten said, after paying. Before another word, Tenten was off.
Time-Lapse! Everything before your eyes fast forwards. Then stops with the clock at 7.
Ding Dong.
Tenten stood up from her position and went and opened to door.. There was a totally different guy in front of her. Neji traded his training clothes for a gi. The gi's top was a dark blue and the bottom is white. He wore bandages on the inside. (Yes, I'm copying Kenshin.) Neji's hair was tied the same way.
"You look nice." Neji said, blushing.
"Thanks." Tenten smiled. She was the blue kimono with her hair down. She wore shorts inside just in case and she better like this.
"Let's go." Neji signaled, and turned around. Tenten followed.
"WHOO! GO NEJI!" an annoying voice shouted as they passed by an apartment.
"NARUTO! GET YOU-" Tenten started but stopped as Neji looked up.
"Naruto, you are annoying." Neji commented.
"WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?" Naruto shouted.
"A lot." Neji replied calmly
"Well, invite me to your wedding!" Naruto shouted, ad waving and slammed his window closed. In the process squishing his fingers. Neji blushed. Tenten laughed her head off.
"Could you stop?" Neji asked.
"Hold up!" Tenten said, in between laughs, then continued.
"Okay, I'm done." Tenten said finally.
"Let's to go to the festival now." Neji suggested.
"Yeah! Let's go!" Tenten shouted, gripping onto Neji's wrist and dragged him to the entrance of Kohona Main Street.
Tonight, the streets were covered in dimly lit lanterns. Stands covered the sidewalks, while people crowded on the road. There was a stage set up in the middle of the road. )The street's is relatively wide and I just created Kohona Main Street…xD) The stage had a band playing and Tsunade as the hostess.
The moon shone bright. Fireflies and people seem to dance with each other.
"The Academy students did a great job this year on decorating." Tenten commented. Every year Academy students are required to help set up for the Moon Festival.
"Hn." Neji responded.
"I remember when we had to set up this place, it was fun." Tenten said, smiling. Neji only nodded.
"Testing: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5." Tsunade's voice boomed over the street.
"OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH!" Someone shouted. Tsunade nodded.
"Tonight we have a special performance by my student, HARUNO SAKURA! May you please come up?" Tsunade said. Sakura looked around wide-eye. Then she saw Sasuke pointing at Naruto. Sakura shot daggers at him and made her way to the stage.
"You get to sing!" Tsunade said. Sakura's jaw dropped and gave a you-got-to-be-kidding-me-look.
'Can I get Tenten, Ino, and Hinata up here?" Sakura asked. Hinata looked like she was ready to faint. Ino shot daggers at Sakura. Tenten's eyes widen. But eventually they were forced up there.
Then piano dims in.
"I wanna fly. I wanna fly." Ino sang.
"Tell me someone, tell me
What is this love about
Help me someone, help me
Figure these feelings out" Hinata sang softly.
"Strange the way You love me" Tenten sang.
"I'm high on the mystery" Ino sang next, intercourse with the word 'me'.
"My heart is miles above me" Tenten sang.
"Like Your love is setting me free" Sakura sang.
"If I had wings I'd fly" the girls sang in unison.
" If I could find a way
Give me the faith I'll try " Sakura sang.
"No, no matter what it takes
I long to be by Your side" Ino sang.
"To show You my heart is true" Tenten sang.
" If I had wings, oh, I would fly to You" the girls finished the chorus in unison.
"Tell me, won't You tell me
What is it gonna take
Help me, can't You help me
Take my heart for heaven's sake" Then Tenten sang.
" I see the way You do me
In spite of the things I've done
My heart is saying to me
Look at what Your love has begun" Hinata sang.
"Like Your love is setting me free" Sakura sang.
"If I had wings I'd fly" the girls sang in unison.
" If I could find a way
Give me the faith I'll try " Sakura sang.
"No, no matter what it takes
I long to be by Your side" Ino sang.
"To show You my heart is true" Tenten sang.
" If I had wings, oh, I would fly to You" the girls finished the chorus in unison.
"I won't give up
On what I believe
When I could not reach heaven
Heaven came to me" Ino sang.
"How I long to be there beside You
Gimme half a chance and I would try to
If I could, You know that I would" Sakura sang.
"I would fly to You…" The girls sang in unison. The song wrapped up and the crowd exploded. Soon they were chanting for more, but the girls refused their offer. Tenten finally made it down from the stage. She walked over to the end of the street, finding Neji watching the moon.
"You sang nice." Neji commented her, without looking at Tenten. Tenten smiled and lifted her face to the moon and pushed back some hair behind her ear.
"Tonight's beautiful isn't is?" Tenten said.
"Not as beautiful as you." Neji flirted with her. Tenten wanted to explode with laughter right there but she wanted to tease him. Neji was now facing Tenten. Tenten faced him.
"Since when did the Hyuuga Ice Block flirt?" Tenten teased.
"Since Naruto taught him." Neji responded calmly. Tenten held in her laughter.
"Wanna try out you skills?" Tenten challenged as Neji smirked. He moved one step closer and turned on his 'charm'.
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, you and I would be together." Neji started. The pick up line took no effect.
"Continue." Tenten said.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?" Neji asked. Still no effect on Tenten. Then Neji walked closer to Tenten and pulled up the tag from behind the kimono.
No wonder Naruto doesn't have a girlfriend. Tenten thought.
"Just as I thought. Made in Heaven." Neji whispered in Tenten's ear, causing her to blushed. Now Neji's arm is over her shoulder and the other left…er…not doing anything. Neji wrapped Tenten in his arms and rested his head on her shoulder.
"Thanks for coming with me tonight." Neji said.
"No problem." Tenten said, the words came slowly into her mind. Neji released and Tenten was disappointed. But Neji was doing something more, he was leaning towards for a kiss.
4 centimeters…
3 centimeters…
2 centimeters…
1 centimeters…
0.5 centimeters...
"YO! STOP SNOGGING IN FRONT OF MY APARTMENT! WILL YA?" Naruto shouted from his window. Neji and Tenten immediately released and blushed.
"WHY ARE YOU HERE!" Neji shouted.
"IN FRONT OF MY APARTMENT!" Naruto emphasized on 'my apartment'.
End Flashback
"Tenten! Over here!" Neji shouted as Tenten made her way to The Street Corner. Yes, it was in front of Naruto's apartment.
"Close your eyes." Neji said, Tenten closed her eyes. She felt some cold metal against her neck. Tenten unconsciously smiled.
"Arigato…" Tenten whispered.
FINALLY :D DANG! NEXT CHAPTER'S HINATA AND NARUTO! WOOT WOOT