What The Hell?

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This is the second to the last chapter.

Chapter 22: Take My Chance


Sakura: What are you doing, Sasuke?

Sasuke: I'm writing a children's book.

Sakura: Can I read it?

Sasuke: Sure.

Page 1: Battering Bat was bored. (Insert Picture of a badly drawn bat.)

Page 2: Croaking Crocodile had his Barbie and was playing with it.

Page 3: "Want to share that?" Battering Bat asked.

Page 4: "Moo! I'm playing with it!" Croaking Crocodile

"But Sharing is CARING!" Battering Bat protested.

Page 5: "Ok then." Croaking Crocodile said. He handed over the Barbie.

Page 6: Battering Bat flew away with the Barbie and was never seen again.

Sakura: Okay..and you spelled No wrong, you spelled as 'Moo'.

Sasuke: Don't Crocodiles moo? I'm trying to use a bad example to show a good moral.

Sakura: Oh that make sense, where's the moral?

Sasuke: The last page.

Page 7: Never share. (Insert picture of crying crocodile here.)

Sakura: You shouldn't be writing children books…

Sasuke: Chapter 2..Why hitting is always okay..


"Okay, we're on a search and…" Kakashi started. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura waited for Kakashi to finished his sentence.

"What is it? Search and what?" Sakura asked, beating Naruto to it. Sakura ran her fingers through her pink hair. Her black shorts looked like Sasuke's and her top was a sleeveless red top with the white Haruno mark.

"I forgot…"Kakashi said. He rubbed his temple and tried to remember what they were supposed to do..

"Baka." Naruto said.

"What are we doing again?" Kakashi asked.

"We're doing a mission." Sasuke muttered.

"Ah YES! You guys are supposed to do a mission. It is a search and bring it back to me mission." Kakashi said.

"That took you five minutes to find out what that mission is called!" Naruto exploded.

"What are we looking for?" Sakura asked.

"You'll be looking for this thing. This key chain is very interesting. It changes colors in every hour. Right now its green. Then it becomes black, then red, then yellow, then blue, then a random color." Kakashi continued. Kakashi pulled out a small key chain. It was gold and silver, in the shape of the Kohona Leaf. Then he snapped his fingers, it became green. He threw it up in the air and it poofed away.

"The key chain can be anywhere within the Kohona boundaries. From the Doragon Lake to the Tora Waterfalls." Kakashi said.

"Why is the boundaries so far?" Sakura asked.

"Information can anywhere." Kakashi said. "Oh yeah. The key chain changes its location once it changes colors. 6 hours. Meet me here in 6 hours. You may start. DISPERSE." Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke, dashed off in different directions.

(I won't bother separating these parts. It's too confusing.)

The key chain is green. So the current location may be the trees. Sakura thought.

What's green…Trees. Sasuke thought.

It could be on the floor considering the grass…Naruto thought. The three searched the forest. The forest was cleared. No one found anything. Little did they know it was safely hidden on Shikamaru's vest.

Oh shoot. An hour's almost up. What did Kakashi say its next color again… Sakura thought.

Hour's almost done. Sasuke thought, glancing up at the clock tower.

1 min till the hour's up. Must Hurry. Naruto thought, he bumped into Shikamaru.

"Hey Naruto." Shikamaru said.

"Hey! HEY!" Naruto shouted. He saw the key chain neatly tucked in. Naruto reached for the key chain then it changed colors.

"NOOO!" Then the key chain turned blue and dissolved into the air. Naruto dashed away.

What was that about? Shikamaru thought.. He shrugged and walked away.

Its black. Naruto thought, he ran for the closest place that has black.

"Black can be anywhere. Shoot." Sasuke said, out loud. He looked into the owl's nest. The owl pecked him gently, to warned him. He immediately pulled it out, trusting it was there.

Sakura search everything that cast a shadow. She even put her hand into her shorts, wondering if it was there. But nothing. Zipo. Nada.

Information can be anywhere. Kakashi's words boomed through all three of their minds. Naruto tried his

apartment, he rarely let the light in, since he's always somewhere else.

The little leaf rested in a vase in the Yamanaka Flower Shop.

The hour past away without anyone spotting it.

An hour's up.

Red….Sasuke thought.

RED! THAT'S THE COLOR OF ALL THE ROOF TOPS IN KOHONA! RSakura thought. She dashed into

town. She scanned the rooftops of Kohona.

2 out of the 6 hours are up. Naruto thought. He bit his lip, he forgot the color that comes after black. He

knew the color after the one he forgot. He sat down thinking.

Yellow, blue, then random color… Naruto thought.

Sakura was at the last roof top, she spotted the red leaf.

"YES!" Sakura shouted. She ran over to the leaf but it changed to yellow and disappeared.

"MAN!" Sakura shouted, she went back into search mode.

Hour's up. Sakura and Naruto thought.

Nothing yet. Sasuke thought, he had a look of determination on his face.

"This is crazy." Sasuke muttered to himself.

I wonder how the others are doing…Sasuke thought. His mind wandered to a certain pink haired teammate.

Why is she acting like that lately…Why am I thinking about this? Stop it Sasuke. Then a image of Sakura stayed in his mind.

So sexy…STOP! Sasuke shouted in his mind. Then it didn't stop there. In his head was Sakura kissing him. Soon his fantasies took him to watch her undressing.

STOPPPPPPPPPPP!

"STOP!" Sasuke shouted, the people around looked at him. He regained his stoic face. Then search for something yellow.

"Where is that thing?" Naruto shouted. There's not a lot of things that are yellow in Kohona. His first

instinct was to search in the flowers. He dived into the bed of yellow flowers.

The little leaf was tucked away in Neji's set of yellow penguin pajamas. It changed colors and became a
dark blue.

"Hmmm I thought there was something in my pj's…" Neji said, picking up his pajamas.

Its blue, look for blue. Blue blue blue.

Blue. Sakura and Sasuke thought.

Sakura arrived at the Doragon Lake. Today there was no one there. The lake had a legend about a dragon

living here. Only one person ever saw the dragon and he died protecting it. The water licked the land gently.

Sakura couldn't see the necklace, she decided to dive into the water. She took a huge breath and dove under. Her green eyes darted around.

Sasuke arrived at Doragon Lake. He took off his shirt and dove into the water. As soon as Sasuke dove into the water., Sakura's head popped up, taking another breath, she went under.

Something's moving… Sasuke thought, as the figure slowly became clear. He pulled out his kunai.

It's someone underwater… Sakura thought, she decided to investigate it.

Oh it's Sakura…Sasuke thought, he breathe in the image of Sakura. Her hair was dancing around her, her head band was tied around her waist, she seem to be flying, her shorts floated around her and her shirt seems to be floating also.

WHY IS HE TOPLESS! Sakura thought, as a blush erupted onto her face.

Sakura use her finger and point upwards. They swam upward.

God, he's sexy when he's wet. Sakura thought.

"Hey." Sasuke broke the silence.

"Hey." Sakura responded. She smiled .The part of her body's that's above the water, the shirt stuck to her delicate skin. Revealing her collar bone.

"Have you seen the Leaf?" Sasuke asked.

"Once but it changed and disappeared in front of me." Sakura said. Sasuke nodded.

"What about you?" Sakura asked.

"Not one sight of it yet."

"It getting cold, I should get out." Sakura said, looking for a way to go. Sasuke automatically took her wrist and pulled her back to him and wrapped her into his arms. He rested his

on the crook of her neck. He inhaled her scent. Sakura wanted to break away but her body stayed there.

"We need-d to get back-k to the mission…"Sakura stuttered. But Sasuke only held her closer, he made her face him. Sasuke can feel every muscle and curve on her body. Sakura

felt the hardness of his abdomen. She blushed. He leaned in near her ear. Sakura could feel the hotness of his breath.

"I don't care about the mission.." Sasuke said, in a low seductive voice. He drew Sakura into a kiss. At first she refused.

Their hair was slowly drying.

Without notice the hour was up. Soon the leaf changed colors, it turned pink. It left the cozy hiding place of a blueberry bush and settled into a new place.

Sasuke ran his fingers through Sakura's hair, he felt something hard. He broke their kiss.

"Hmm?" Sakura asked, she rested her head on his shoulder.

"Looks like I found the leaf." Sasuke said, smirking. He pulled the Leaf carefully from her hair.

"Six hours is almost over. Let's go back to Kakashi." Sakura suggested. Sasuke growled and nibbled gently on her ear lobe.

"I'm not finished with you." Sasuke said. He let Sakura use his shirt. He rather have people looking at him than people checking out his Sakura.

Yes HIS Sakura.

"Looks like you found it, Congratulations, Sasuke." Kakashi said, popping out of no where.

"Your reward is a free round of ramen." Kakashi said, smiling. He was happy that Naruto didn't win, and he knows Sasuke would pass on ramen.

"I'm good, but I would like to do something." Sasuke said.

"Um…Okay." Kakashi said. Sasuke quickly took his perverted book and burnt it.

"I'm satisfied." Sasuke said.

"AHHH MY SPECIAL ADDITION!" Kakashi screamed.

"You will pay, Sasuke." Kakashi said, the flare in his eyes grew. But Sasuke and Sakura already started to walk away.

"Sensei what's wrong with you?" Naruto asked.

Prey.. Kakashi thought.

"Well, how about a round of ramen Naruto." Kakashi said, with a smile and a hint of malice..

"I'm okay, me and Hinata's going out to eat tonight!" Naruto rejected, and ran away. Soon Kakashi walked to the bookstore and bought himself another special addition of Icha Icha Paradise.

(Cheap ass.)


Lol yay one more chapter :3