A/N: I know, I know, it's short. Sorry. I've been really busy with schoolwork, out-of-school stuff, random things that will take too long to explain, and my other story. So, since I know that I'm going to be taking forever to update and that they're going to be short and not-so-sweet like this one was, I have a proposal to make.

LiStEn Up! A PROPOSAL IS BEING MADE BY ME!

Thank you. Now, I'm suggesting that anyone who wants to, guest writes a chapter of this story. Please tell me if this just proves my insanity so that I can erase any records before the physiatrists find it and haul me away.

What you do is this: PM me telling me which chapter you want to write if you've read the original story and have a particular chapter-to-be you really like. If someone else has already laid claim to it, I'll tell you, if not, go ahead and write it, and email it to me at I'll post it as a chapter, and, obviously, give you full credit for it.

Anyone interested? Hope to get a PM from you soon

-Random

Disclaimer: The plotline belongs to AlaskaAngel, the characters and the world belong to the writers… sheesh! What do I own? Don't answer that, please.

9: Mix gas and water and dump it over his head. When he's about to flame up, say that if he does, he'll explode.

Lara had succeeded. She had annoyed Ozai very, very much. But she was not going to stop yet. Because annoying Ozai was fun.

Don't make me get into how to spell fun out of the last paragraph. See, fun is the last word. So it is spelled f in fun, u in fun, n in fun. Okay, that worked without getting too far off track.

And now Lara had a plan.

Don't faint. She was still being spontaneous. She just wanted a long, involved evilness to use to annoy her brother. And everyone knew, from the evil look in her eye, that she was going to do something evil. They kept away from her. Far, far away.

But no one thought to warn Ozai.

And so Ozai went unwarned, because no one thought to warn him.

When Lara gets an evil look in her eyes and then marches straight up to her room, puts out a request for some odd materials, and the locks herself in there for a long time, that's bad. When lightening strikes the tower she lives in repeatedly, thunder booms, and she cackles evilly, servants start to take their vacation days in a swarm.

Of course, that didn't happen. If it had happened, Lara would be fried from the lightening striking her bedroom. Actually, it was a bright and sunny day when Lara decided to enact her evil plan.

First, she got a bucket. A fairly normal thing that can be terrible in the hands of the wrong person. And Lara was the wrong person. In this case.

Then, she got gas. A pretty unusual thing for that world, but the Fire Nation was much more technologically advanced and Lara is the Fire Lord's sister, so she could get gas whenever she wanted. I could make a very immature joke about that, but I won't.

Finally, she got water. Which is a normal commodity that everyone has at some point in their lives, because everyone drinks. And I could make another stupid pun, but again, I won't.

Lara finished her Evil Plan by mixing them together. And I'm not going to bother going into the suspense thing like I always do, because I already put what's going to happen at the top of the chapter, so trying to be suspenseful about something that everyone already knows what's going to happen is very, very stupid; I can be very, very stupid sometimes, but I try not to, so I'm going to try not to like I normally do and not try to be suspenseful about something that everyone already knows what's going to happen because I put it at the top of the chapter. Try saying that in one breath.

Okay, returning to the plotline. Sheesh, that's so long I bet you've all forgotten what's going on. Recap time: Lara mixed gas and water in a bucket. Wow. Did I really say nothing of importance except that?

Recap: Lara finished her Evil Plan by mixing them (water and gas) together.

And so she walked down to where Ozai was terrifying random civilians.

Throughout the course of this story, we have learned much about the Fire Lord that we didn't know before.

He has a younger sister.

His greatest fear is a furby.

His generals are idiots.

His three most common pastimes are: terrifying civilians, attending meetings, and going to social-gatherings-designed-to-remind-the-populace-who-their-leader-is-and-to-improve-confidence-in-the-governing-body/useless-wastes-of-time/fun/parties.

He doesn't want to kill his sister. Most of the time.

Right now was one of those times he didn't want to kill his sister. That was about to change.

"Hey, brother!" cried Lara in the high-pitched voice that she knew he hated so much.

"Don't call me…" began Ozai automatically. And then he realized something.

Lara only called him brother in that annoying high-pitched voice when she had something annoying to say or do. Not that she didn't always have something annoying to say or do, but when she said that in that annoying voice, she was going to be even more annoying usual.

And she was running at him with a bucket of some unknown substance with an evil grin on her ever-so-annoying face.

This could not be good.

She dumped the contents over his head. And he exploded.

Not literally, of course. Figuratively. As in, he started yelling at her, not as in he blew up.

"Brother, don't make a fireball," warned Lara with false concern. "If you do, you'll explode. More than you did already. Its water and gas. If you add fire, you'll explode."

"I think we've covered that," muttered Zula.

But her father had something else to say to his sister. "LARA!"

Lara grinned evilly. And then she smiled innocently and said 'what'.