4. Salmonella – BM/WW (implied) (101 words)
"He's late again."
"Master Bruce had emergency business in Gotham to take care of."
Diana chuckled softly, brushing the flour off of her red Vera Wang. She watched carefully as the Wayne butler poured the chocolate chips into the large mixing bowel, and then nodded when he added the rest of the bag.
"If you need anything, Ms Troy, I'm a ring away."
Handing over the bowel without preamble, the butler retreated from the kitchen. That's how Bruce found her hours later, seated on the counter in a ruined designer dress, licking the last of the cookie dough off her fingers.