"How do I get myself into these things?" Kuro muttered to herself.
She was standing in front of a large building with Kegome and Inu-Yasha. The building was impossibly tall and she could see thousands if not more rifles pointing from any given floor.
"Okay," Inu-Yasha said. "After several hours of careful analysis of the architectural structural plans of the building…
"Here we go again," Kuro muttered.
"I have determined that the most plausible tactic to gain access to the building would be to take the guise of ordinary internal maintenance engineers. Under this illusion, it will be possible for us to infiltrate the building, allowing us to divide and inspect each room on floor forty-three. We will have our portable communication devices with us. Upon the locating of Morpheus, the individual that finds our leader will then utilize the portable communicator to make contact with the other two members of the team. They will convey their location and the other two will advance on the specified location. We will then charge in and terminate any form of a defense. When the defensive wall is down, we will grab Morpheus and make a progressive advancement on the stair well. Moving in a single-file fashion, we will then proceed down until we reach ground level. Then we will make a rapid movement towards a possible exit and get an evacuation."
"No sweat," Kegome said.
"You understood that pile of horseshit?" Kuro asked.
"Of course, Neo" Kegome said. "As the One, you must have understood it, too."
Kuro slapped her forehead. "I told you, my name is Kuro and I'm not the One. The Oracle even said so."
"Okay," Inu-Yasha said. "Let us commence the assault for Morpheus."
"For Morpheus,' Kegome said.
The two of them were about to charge the building. Then an idea so brilliant came to Kuro that she felt it must have been transmitted to her. Which she wasn't above believing at this point.
"Wait," she said. "I have another idea." She cleared her throat and said in a loud tone, "What is the Matrix?"
The producer came out from behind a flagpole. He was tied to a chair and was gagged.
Through the gag, Kuro could hear him say, "The Matrix is all around you."
"Inu-Yasha, not missing his cue, said, "It is the clothes on your back. The chair you are in. The food you eat.
"See?" Kuro said, ripped the ropes that kept the producer tied down. "Here he is."
Inu-Yasha and Kegome stare in awe.
"Oh my God," Inu-Yasha said. "He is the One!"
"What?" Kuro asked, a great sense of foreboding rising in her.
"Only the One could have achieved such a task," Kegome said.
"I didn't do anything!" Kuro shouted.
"I knew you were the One," the producer said.
"But the Oracle said—"
"Exactly what you needed to hear," the producer said.
Kuro slapped her forehead again.
"Great," she said. "Fantastic. I'm the One. Morpheus is alive. The world is saved. Yay. Happy ending. Can I go home now?"
"You are home," Inu0Yasha said.
"But you aren't home," Kegome said.
"Son of a bitch!" Kuro shouted.