This chapter was guest written by blackpelt. This is the last, except for the epilogue, which I already have written. And yes, before you say anything about the line of Xs, I know how to add a little line, but my computer's being stupid and won't let me. So there.

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20: Talk to thin air before he comes around the corner. Say you're talking to Sozin and he never wanted the war to begin with and is disgraced that Iroh didn't take the throne instead.

Lara lay on her bed in her room. Obviously, her bed was in her room because it would be uncomfortable sleeping in the hallway. It'd be uncomfortable because every smart person in the Fire Nation knows that the Fire Lord sleepwalks. He passed it down to Zuko. So sometimes Zuko creeps out his crew when he starts shouting out orders in the middle of the night (he wakes up when he sleepwalks, and thinks it's morning). Oh great. I'm rambling again.

Anywho, Lara lay on her bed in her room which would be uncomfortable out in the hall. Because Ozai sleepwalks. "I need a plan," she thought aloud, "A great plan. An evil plan. An annoying plan!" Well, the last one was granted, but Lara liked talking out loud. It made her sound. . . crazy. Lara liked crazy. Because she was crazy. But oddly, no one knew.

That was sarcasm if anyone couldn't tell.

No, I don't know what sarcasm is. Go away! Stop bugging me!

And suddenly, Lara was struck by lightning! Not really, stupid. She was hit by a fabulous idea! She looked up and said to the lightbulb floating above her head, "Hello! Where did you come from?"

"Oh, don't mind me, I'm just here for exaggeration."

Lara grinned, and walked out the door of her room which her bed was in because it would be uncomfortable to sleep outside because Ozai sleepwalked.

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Lara ran through a main hallway, and peeked around a corner. Luck was on her side that day. Ozai was coming down, giving her about twenty seconds. She raced up to the middle of the corridor and began muttering to thin air. As Ozai rounded the corner, he spotted her.

"I'm armed, Lara. Don't try anything."

Lara looked directly past him, and giggled. "What's so funny!" Ozai exclaimed. "I don't see anything wrong with the situation!" By this time, Lara was plain out laughing. "WHAT!" He shouted loud enough for Zuko to hear.

"That was hilarious!" she laughed. "Do it again!" Ozai looked at her, and flipped through his phone book, looking for a psychiatrist for his younger sister.

"Lara, what are you doing?" he asked after he couldn't find any doctors. Lara was grinning.

"I'm talking to Sozin." She put on an expression that said, 'DUH'.

"Lara, I don't mean to break your heart or anything, but um, HE'S DEAD!"

"What was that Sozin?" She paused for a couple seconds. "Oh, I completely and totally agree with you. He would've been better." Ozai looked around, confused.

"What are you talking about?"

Lara giggled, and told him cheerily, "Well, we were discussing Sozin's feelings. He is ashamed at you. You disgraced him by taking the throne. Iroh would have been so much better." Ozai's eyes bulged out of his head, and she continued innocently, "We both think the war is a pointless waste of money, and you should totally stop it. Did I mention that Sozin cursed you?" She smiled sweetly.

Ozai knew what she was doing by now.

"LARA!"

"What?"