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Thanks to Simoriah: Girl of Summer for Davy Jones's obsession!
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Will was busy defending himself against Jack's sword to notice anyone else around him.
"Give me the compass!" he growled, before flinging his sword at the door, effectively locking it.
"What'd ya do that fer, mate?" Jack asked, looking at Will.
"I dunno. But we're supposed to be fighting, I guess, since everyone else is." Will said. "Oh, wait. I don't have a weapon now. Wanna have a thumb war instead?"
Jack tossed his sword on the ground and shrugged. "Sure, why not?"
That said, he and Will grabbed two empty chairs, sat down facing each other, and began their thumb war.
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"Oof!" Ragetti said as he was knocked over by Bootstrap.
He glanced at Pintel, who was also sprawled on the ground. Pintel shrugged, and got up.
Turning to Bootstrap, Pintel huffed, "What was that fer? You know, you really oughta-"
But he was cut off by Bootstrap, who explained, "I honestly don't know. Everyone else was fighting, so I thought I'd- PLOUGH THE PLEUSTON ON THE PLINTH!"
That said, he charged the duo again. Ragetti dived out of the way, and accidentally flew into Davy Jones, knocking him down.
Davy Jones's Bbosun, Jimmylegs, upon seeing this, said, "Haul that weevil to his feet! Five lashes will teach him to not knock down our captain!"
Two of the Dutchman's crewmembers shoved Ragetti against the wall.
"Oi! Someone 'elp me!" Ragetti cried out.
But no one heard him, because they were all involved in their own battles
Jimmylegs had just raised the whip and was about to bring it down on Ragetti's back, when Davy Jones shouted, "Wait! Everyone stop!"
All movement in the room ceased as everyone turned to look at Davy Jones.
"Let him go. I have a confession to make. My name is Davy Jones, and my… my obsession is…"
He paused, obviously afraid to go on. Everyone stared at him, surprised at how he was acting.
"Go on, fishface." Jack urged.
"Phantom of the Opera!" Davy Jones finally burst out.
"Op'ra?" Tia Dalma asked. "And what wo'd be dis "opera" dat ya speak of?"
Davy Jones sighed, and said, "If you'll all sit back in your chairs, I'll show you."
Everyone sat back down, both eager and afraid of what was about to happen. Bootstrap looked especially amused; he had always wondered if there was anything embarrassing that his captain was obsessed with.
Davy Jones snapped his fingers, and the lights dimmed.
His beard squirming, Davy Jones stared up at the ceiling.
Suddenly, he opened his mouth, and sang in a perfectly-pitched soprano, "In sleeeep he sang to me…. In dreams he cameeee. That voice which calllls to me, and speaks my name."
Twirling prettily, he continued, "And do I dream again? For now I fiiiind… the phantommmm of the op-er-a is hereee…. Inside my mind!"
Dramatic music began to play, and Davy Jones stopped twirling, assuming a manly pose. He sang in a deep voice, "Sing once again with me, our strange duet. My power over you grows stronger yet."
It went on like this for some time, with Davy Jones switching from the high soprano to the deep voice. He also managed to somehow do both voices for the duet parts ("Must 'ave somethin' to do with' those tentacles o' his." Whispered Ragetti to Pintel.).
It finally got to the end, where Davy Jones hit that incredibly high note and held it for a time.
Panting, a shy grin spread across his face slowly. "Did you like it? That's only one song, too. There's a bunch more I can sing."
Everyone stared at him for a few moments, before bursting into laughter.
"Our captain sings like a ladyyyy!" Bootstrap howled amid screaming random phrases.
"He's worse than me!" Beckett crowed happily.
"No, 'e's not, you chicken." Jack said, smirking almightily.
Finally, Davy Jones's pretty-much-nonexistent-patience reached it's end. "Silence!" he roared, his face settling into it's usually squiddy scowl. "Or I'll have my bosun attend to you!"
Jimmylegs smiled, and cracked his whip menacingly.
Everyone promptly shut up.