The Bucket

New chapter! I didn't get a lot of reviews but hey it's only been a few days, and I'm patient person (cracks knuckles) hehe very patient……. but thank you Deltadasher and Frost Star for reviewing! It made poor Loz feel much better! Now on to the story!

Kadaj ran into the kitchen, excitement written all over his face. Tylee was at the sink skinning a potato for dinner. She dropped the potato in the sink when Kadaj came in.

"How are you feeling Kadaj?" She asked in a caring tone.

"Never better, hey Ty do you know where that big tin bucket Yuffie uses when she's sick is?" Tylee stared at Kadaj. Not again, she thought.

"Your not thinking of revenge, are you?" Kadaj didn't answer her. "Well if that's the case I'm not gonna say anything."

Kadaj looked at her and used his famous puppy eyes; he always gets his way from Yazoo and Sephiroth using that technique. Unfortunately for him, this tactic doesn't work on Tylee. Kadaj decided that he'll look for the bucket himself.

"Found it!" Kadaj held the bucket as if it was precious to him. Quietly chuckling to himself he left the kitchen.

"I didn't see anything…" Tylee muttered to herself.

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"You didn't say sorry to him." Sephiroth was in Loz's room threatening him with his Masamune. Loz was in his bedroom's corner, ready to pee in his pants.

"B-but I did!"

"No, you said you didn't mean it." Loz gasped, he was sure that Sephiroth was no where in sight when he told Kadaj. "How did you-"

"Let's just say I have very good hearing." Loz shivered, this guy is scary.

"You better go and undo that mistake of yours before I decide to make you a target practice for my Masamune." Sephiroth turned around and open the door, preparing to leave.

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"Is that for Loz, Kadaj?" Kadaj turned around to see Yuffie, the "greatest ninja ever" (according to her), watching him over his shoulder.

"How did you know?" Kadaj asked as he poured a bottle of crazy glue into the contents of the bucket.

"I just know."

"Oh."

"What are you gonna do with the bucket though?"

"The classic pail above the door prank." Kadaj smiled as he poured some pink hair dye in too. Yuffie giggled.

"I did that one on Cid too many times and it always worked! But I put water instead of these crazy stuffs you have in your bucket, what do you have in there anyways?" Yuffie covered her nose when a very bad smell came out of the unidentifiable contents in the bucket.

Kadaj smirked; he's loving this so much. "Ah it's done. Let's see, it has crazy glue, water, pink hair dye, mud, and this piece of cheese I found in the back of the fridge."

"No wonder it smells so bad." Yuffie muttered, the smell is starting to make her feel sick.

"Wanna come with me to Loz's room and give him my present?" Kadaj snickered. Yuffie nodded she wouldn't miss this for the whole world.

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The bucket was positioned above Loz's door and all Yuffie and Kadaj need to do now is to wait and watch.

"He's not coming out yet." Yuffie whined after a few minutes, already impatient.

"Maybe I should go knock on the door." Kadaj slowly got up. Suddenly the door knob turned and Kadaj quickly got back into his hiding space.

The door opened and the bucket fell, muck and all right on top of the unfortunate figure's head.

They could hear the surprise yell of the figure before the bucket covered his head. Kadaj fell back laughing. Yuffie got up to see the muck covered figure better. Her laughter suddenly stopped.

"Kadaj….." Kadaj was still laughing and didn't answer.

"Kadaj!" Yuffie's voice was more urgent this time, high pitched and sort of squeaky.

Kadaj looked up from his position on the floor, a smile still on his face.

"What?" Yuffie pointed. Kadaj peered over the corner. He couldn't see the person's face because the bucket covered it. His face paled. This guy's too tall to be Loz. He was wearing sort of a trench coat too, Loz doesn't wear trench coats. In the figure's hand was a really long blade.

"It's….." Kadaj began.

"Sephiroth!" Loz stood behind his older brother, looking at him with horror. Sephiroth's black clothes had turned brown colored, with traces of pink here and there.

Sephiroth was in a state of shock; he had opened the door only to find a bucket over his head the minute he stepped out.

"I think you better run." Yuffie whispered to the pale faced teenager next to him.

Kadaj slowly nodded, he suddenly remembered that Sephiroth's obsessed about his hair too, and slowly inched towards his room. But in order to reach his room he has to go past Sephiroth.

Loz was too surprised to laugh. Suddenly he saw Kadaj walking slowly in front of him, trying not to attract Sephiroth's attention.

Realization came to him. The bucket was meant for him. He silently gasped in horror at what it might have done to his hair.

"Kadaj!" Loz yelled at the teenager.

"Kadaj?" The mention of his younger brother's name seemed to snap Sephiroth out of his shock. Drawing his Masamune, he screamed angrily.

"Brat! Wait till I find you, I'll skewer you like a shish kabob!" He screamed a battle cry, and ran in what he thought was the direction of his brother.

Sephiroth's scream cause Kadaj to let out his piercing girlish scream, and he began running down the long hallway and towards the safety of the stairs.

Sephiroth stopped running seeing that he can't see anything through the bucket, and tried to lift the bucket off his head.

He couldn't, the crazy glue Kadaj had poured in there had dried and the bucket is now stuck to his head. He yelled in rage and decided to go after Kadaj with the bucket on his head.

Muhahahahaha! I'm so evil! I mess with Sephiroth's hair!

Sephy: YOU! (Starts running after poor northsky but can't really see with the bucket on his head)

Look out Seph! (BAM!) Watch the (CRASH!) stairs…….. Ahhh! Not my mom's vase! Now I'll have two people after me……

Vincent: What happened?

Long story…..

Vincent: Hmmm… I don't think I want to know.

Good. Oh people it's not over! Kadaj still isn't finished yet! Who'll be the victim next time?

Vincent: It better not be me.

Now that you mentioned it…….

(Vincent walks away feeling disturbed)

Hehe review please!