Chapter 1: The fair
Animefangirl: hi ppl this is my first fanfic so be nice NO FLAMETHROWERS if u don't like it than go away gosh anyways happy reading! Please R&R!
Setting: Konoha
What's happening: there is a fair in Konoha and everyone, even Gaara dragged to it on a leash, is there.
Kankuro and Temari desperately trying to drag Gaara who is secretly afraid of clowns.
Gaara: WAHHH I DONT WANNA GO
Temari: You have to go!
Gaara: SCARY CLOWNS BIG RED NOSE WHITE FACE
Kankuro: whispering to Temari is this really the same kid who tried to kill me last night? 0o
Flashback
Gaara: MWHAHAHAHA DIE
Kankuro: WAHHHHHH NO IM TO YOUNG TO DIE HAVE MERCY
Gaara: TO BAD I DON'T HAVE ANY! NOW DIE YOU PURPLE MAKEUP WEARING PERSON!
(Fortunately Temari poked Gaara with the shot the doctors gave)
Gaara: ...
Kankuro: ...is it working or not?
Gaara: ...MWHAHAHAHA I WILL KILL YOU!
(Unfortunately even the greatest doctors could not stop Gaara's maniac rage TT)
End of flashback
Kankuro: shiver My brother's a maniac...AND BY THE WAY PURPLE IS COOL AND ITS NOT MAKEUP
Temari: ...we are one weird family. My little brother will kill anything in his sight, and my other brother wears purple makeup and plays with dolls...
Kankuro: FOR YOUR INFORMATION, THEYRE PUPPETS NOT DOLLS AND FOR THE LAST TIME ITS NOT MAKEUP!
Temari: GREAT GOING YOU USED UP MOST OF THE PAGE STUPID
Kankuro: THEN LETS STOP USING CAPS
Temari: YES LET'S STOP
Kankuro: STARING NOW
Temari: HEY YOURE WRITING IN CAPS
Kankuro: SO ARE YOU
Temari: OKAY LETS GO TO THE FAIR ALREADY
Kankuro: YES LETS
Temari: STOP USING CAPS
Kankuro: ...
Meanwhile in Naruto's apartment...
Naruto: cleaning up three month old ramen bowls, scrolls, five month old ramen bowls, books, eight month ramen bowls, etc...
at that moment a cold air rushes in
Naruto: There aren't any windows open are they?
Naruto: checks windows
(Fortunately the first two windows were locked. Unfortunately the third window wasnt locked or unlocked. It was...)
Naruto: stares at the broken window...Oh well. Hey wait who broke it?
Naruto turns around and sees all 10 of his special ramen eaten up not by him..
Naruto: ...vein throbbing
a huge scream goes into the high heavens
Naruto: WHOEVER DID THIS BETTER COME OUT RIGHT NOW SO I CAN RIP OUT THEIR LUNGS AND CLAW THEIR EYES OUT AND
We will skip the other things he said
Meanwhile in the hokage tower...
Tsundae: ah so we got every thing ready for the fair right Shizune?
Shizune: Yes Tsundae-sama
Tsundae: What are we missing? Ah yes food what do we have Shizune?
Shizune: Everything expect for one thing
Tsundae: Is it the roast pig?
pig in Shizune's arms twitch
Shizune: Oh that's not the only kind of pig we are having!
Pig: ...
Tsundae: It isn't ?
Shizune: oh yes we also have pork buns, miso pork, miso pork ramen...
Pig: ...! boiling with anger
Shizune: But most important is the roast pig!
Tsundae: Mmmmmmm...I cant wait to taste it...
Shizune: But we still need the pig...
Tsundae and Shizune turn to the pig in Shizune's arms
Tsundae: ...I bet he tastes really juicy...
Pig?
Shizune: ...Especially if you roast him good...
Tsundae:) Shizune, are you thinking what Im thinking:)
Shizune:) Oh yes. :)
Animefangirl: I guess I'll leave it there. Sorry first chapter was so crummy I couldn't think of much...Oh well I wont update for a while bye thanks for reading