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The temple of time…

1. Goes back in time with Link and then steal the Master Sword

2. Takes Sarah's ocarina

3. Then she slobbers all over her ocarina

4. Does graffiti all over the symbols and sticks the paint brush in Sarah's room

5. Starts playing scary music whenever Link enters the temple

6. Sneezes on her hand and then she greets the new sages with a friendly hand shake

7. Inflate re-dead balloons and place them all over the temple

8.Hook strings onto the balloons and chase Sarah with them

9. Bolts the door to the temple so Link can't get in and escape the zombies grasp

10. Disguises herself as Ganon and starts to chase Link and Sarah around

Lex for president: What have we learned today? Four things actually. One is that Lex Luthor will be a great president. Two is that never ever dress up as someone evil in front of someone evil. Three is that Shiek cannot have fun inside of a hospital. Four what goes around comes around. So it is best not to pull pranks on anyone especially not on me.

Author's note: Re-dead are zombies for your information.