Okay, so I'm gonna try putting this under "Anime > Fullmetal Alchemist" but might take it off for being Screenplay format. If this story is removed, look for it again under "Misc > Screenplays".
Prologue: I started up this FMA Truth or Dare with my friend when we were messing around. We would give each other random topics and relate them into a Truth or Dare game with the FMA characters. As you'll see, each chapter is a one-shot featuring the scenes of our topics. I'm gonna try to make it to somewhere around 100 chapters. Enjoy the randomness and please review. If you wanna have a scene made from one of your own topics, review with a topic that includes 4 or 5 random objects or ideas. The more reviews I get, the more motivated I am, so please review!TOPIC: Introduction
Ed: Welcome to the Fullmetal Alchemist Truth or Dare party! I'm Ed Elric and I'll be your host!
Winry: (throws wrench at him) Who said you could be the host?
Roy: Yeah, maybe you should let a real Alchemist host, shrimp. (pushes him outta the way)
Ed: (bites Roy's arm) WHO ARE YOU CALLING A TINY ONE CELLED ORGANISM SO SMALL YOU NEED A MICROSCOPE TO SEE? I DONT NEED A F-CKING STEP LADDER TO REACH THE COUNTER! I DONT NEED MY OWN SET OF STAIRS TO GET ON MY OWN F-CKING BED! KISS MY F-CKING ASS, ROY! YOU STILL SLEEP WITH A TEDDY BEAR!
Roy: What? Like Hell I do!
Ed: (shows pics of Roy sleeping with a teddy bear)
Roy: Where did you get those?
Ed: From Hawkeye.
Roy: (turns to Hawkeye) How could you? I thought you loved me! (cries and runs away like a sissy)
Hawkeye: ...What do I see in him...?
Ed: (ahem) Anyway, let's get this show on the road!
Al: (sigh) This is gonna be very messed up...