TOPIC: 300 Cups of Coffee

Winry: Alright, Ed, Truth or Dare?

Ed: Dare me.

Winry: Since I know you're crazy on caffeine, I dare you to drink 300 cups of coffee.

Ed: Gladly, I love coffee!

Everyone: (backs away from Ed a good few feet back)

Ed: (gets 5 cups of coffee, drinks them) Wow, this is easy, I'm not hyper at all. Nope nope nope, need more coffee. (gets 10 more cups and drinks them) Yeah, not hyper at all! Need more! more more more! (gets 25 cups, starts shaking a little) What was that? I thought I heard something! I'm not paranoid from the coffee! Need more! Coffee coffee coffee! (gets 50 more cups and drinks them, starts twitching madly) Javajavajavajavajavajavajavajava... (gets 100 more cups and drinks them) OMIGOD THE SKY IS FALLING! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! (drinks 20 more) I'M ON FIRE! HELP ME AUSTIN POWERS! (runs around, hits a tree) WHO PUT THIS TREE HERE? I WANT IT OUTTA THE WAY! (claps hands, puts them on the ground, a whole forest sprouts, gets 40 more cups and drinks them) HAHAHAHAHAHA! (claps hands, makes a tree into a clock tower, claps again, transmutes a car into a wagon, claps hands and transmutes a goth's clothes into a cowboy uniform. Transumutes the water in a water tower into coffee, gets 50 cups from it and drinks them.) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (literally bounces off the walls, drinks 30 more, eye twitches madly, whole body jitters) ForthefirsttimeinmylifeIfeelcomplete,notbecauseI'msocoolbutbecausethiscoffeef-ckinrocks,knowwhatI'msayinman?It'slikeapartyinmymouthandeveryone'ssnortincrack! (drinks 20 more, suddenly becomes calm, doesnt move for a minute)

Winry: Um.. Ed? (pokes him)

Ed: (when poked, he jumps 5000 feet into the air and hits a plane. His head gets stuck in the floor of the plane with a stewardess right above him. He looks up her skirt) HEY BABE, WHAT'S COOKIN? (she kicks him through the floor and he falls back down to the Truth or Dare circle, making a large Ed-shaped hole) hahahahahahahaha... sweet... (he gets up, goes to the coffee maker, pours himself another glass, his hands are so jittery, he cant even hold his cup straight. he goes to drink it)

Winry: (holds him back while Al tries to pry the cup of coffee out of his hands) Okay! That's enough coffee Ed! 300's enough!

Ed: NEED... MORE... COFFEE (shaking madly, looks like he's having a seizure)