TOPIC: A washing machine, two cats, and a loaf of three-day-old French bread
Winry: (to Mustang) Truth or dare?
Roy: I'm not scared like Ed, Dare!
Winry: I dare you to wash all of our clothes!
Mustang: ...Er...o...kay?
(Ed claps and makes a washing machine appear in front of them, Roy gathers all their clothes)
Ed: Watch this...
(He opens it, two pairs of yellow eyes could be seen. They jump out to reveal two cats. They jump on him and start mauling his face. He screams and runs around, trying to get them off)
Winry and Al: Ed! That was mean!
Ed: Yeah but it sure was funny as hell! (He throws something at Roy) Use this to fight them off!
(Roy grabs it)
Roy: ...A loaf of Bread? THAT"S THE BEST YOU COULD DO?
Ed: That thing is 3 days old! It's hard!
(He starts trying to smack the cats off him, but they jump away and he hits himself. He tries this 5 more times. The cats jump off, Roy is covered in marks.)
Roy: Banacation Turkanoids of Sloyvin! (Falls over)
Winry: ...You were planning that all along, weren't you?
Ed: Shows him for calling me short... (grins)