Armstrong: Ed, Truth or dare?
Ed: Dare
Armstrong: I dare you to wrestle an alligator!
Ed: Oh, that's easy, I used to do that all the time. (calls someone, doorbell rings, there's a cage with an alligator in it. everyone goes outside and forms a circle around Ed and the cage.) Okay, I'm ready, open the cage!
(Armstrong opens the cage, then the alligator comes out)
Ed: Okay, you sonn'a bitch, bring it! (he tackles the alligator. The alligator squirms around wildly, and Ed's trying to hold its jaws open with his hands. He cant and lets go and the alligator statts gnawing on his automail) AHH IT'S EATING MY ARM!
Winry: Ed! Fight it like you used to do in the country!
Ed: Okay! (gets free, runs a ways back from the gator, claps his hands and transmutes his clothes into tight leather pants, no shirt with a small open jacket on him, and wearing a 10 gallon hat)
Ed: By the power of Michael Jackson, I command you to die! Hee hee hee! (moonwalks over to the alligator and grabs a guitar out of nowhere, smashes it over the alligator's head)
Winry: Alright Ed, you did it!
Ed: I'm not done yet! (grabs Winry's arm and pulls her over)
Winry: Wha-?
Ed: Okay Mustang, you know what to do!
Roy: Right! (puts on a blonde wig, frilly pink dress, and makeup)
Ed: LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! (drags Winry over to the crossdressed Mustang, then stands back with a camera and takes pictures as Mustang feels up Winry)
Hawkeye: What the hell are you doing?
Ed: A lil girl on girl action is good after an alligator fight!
Hawkeye: ...but we have other girls here too, so why is he dressed up...?
Ed: This is how we used to do it in them good ol' days when it was just me, Al, and Winry. Right Al?
Al: (holding knees to chest, rocking back and forth, whispering) never again... never again... never again...
Hawkeye: (goes over to Mustang) Hmm, you should dress like that more ofter, it's pretty sexy on you..
Roy: Well, I use your clothes all the time, actually...
Hawkeye: ... I THOUGHT THAT DRESS LOOKED FAMILIAR! (tries ripping it off him)