(Everyone is standing outside a burning house, glaring at Roy)
Ed: (Crossing his arms and smirking) And what did we learn today?
Roy: (Sighs) It's a bad idea to use fire alchemy near gas leaks...
Ed: Very good...
Al: I'm hungry...
Winry: You don't even have a stomach!
Al: Sure, rub it in why don't you?
Armstrong: I could go for a tasty snack...
Ed: Okay everyone! Sandwiches on Hawkeye!
Hawkeye: Yeah!...HEY!
(She starts making them, grumbling)
Hawkeye: Okay Armstrong, you had the sandwich with noting but 36 slices of swiss cheese...you have a weird taste man...
Armstrong: (Eyes start to shimmer) It keeps my eyes shiny...
(Meanwhile..)
Ed: I bet you coudn't!
Al: I bet I could!
Ed: Prove it!
Al: Fine! (Makes a circle, transmutes something) See! A car!
Ed: Without any wheels...
Al: Like you can do any better!
Ed: Yeah! (Claps, transmutes something, a locker appears, it opens, a bunch of basketballs fall out, he sweatdrops)
Al: ...Wow brother, you weren't even close..