Back in the broom closet, Parvati and Neville were both panting and out of breathe. Having taken off most of their clothing by now, Parvati could feel the sweat dripping from Neville's face fall against her bare chest. They were beginning to stick together. Parvati had snogged a few other boys before, but nothing like this. Neville was touching and caressing places on her body that even she didn't know existed, his hands and lips roaming every inch of her. She moaned loudly and called out his name.

"Neville! Oh Merlin keep it up!"

Neville had her pinned up against the door of the closet. He continued his permitted assault of her frame. He leaned in once more to kiss her neck when…

Crash…Thump…

"What the…"

"Bloody Hell!"

The door of the broom closet had busted open and they had crashed onto the floor of the classroom. Staring up from the floor, the sweaty, barely clothed pair of Griffyndor's gazed into the shocked, terrified, and truly disgusted faces of their fellow classmates.

Moments before

The growing group of friends/players comprised of Ron, Hermione, Harry, Ginny, Lavender, and Dean were winding their way around the corridors of Hogwarts searching for two of their missing friends.

"Are you sure they're together?" Ginny asked.

"I'm almost positive they are." Lavender commented back. "Parvati has been waiting for an opportunity like this. She had to have gotten to him."

"I'm just trying to imagine Neville actually being "physical" with a girl in a "non platonic way" you know what I mean?"

"Come off it Ron" Harry said "I for one am glad to think that Neville may at this very moment finally be discovering the joys that the opposite sex has to offer."

"Here! Here!" Dean cried.

Ginny slapped his arm. "You guys are all the same you know? Always thinking about satisfying yourselves."

"Gin! Please! Don't talk like that. I don't need to hear that coming from you!" Ron cringed.

Everyone laughed.

"You girls talk as if you don't think about the same things. The only difference is we talk about out loud with other guys. Girls just try to be sneaky and write it in the diaries where they can hide their fantasies. Girls are closet freaks; guys are out in the open!"

"You're so full of it Dean." Lavender quipped. "Girls aren't sneaky, we're reserved about it."

"You are too sneaky!" Ron countered. "Why do you think we played this game! Just because Parvati wasn't opened enough with her feelings about ole' Neville, she had to be sneaky and find another way to go about it. All you girls do that."

"We may have to resort to "less than honest" means at time." Hermione answered him. "but that's only due to the fact that the male species has the distinct reputation of being so idiotic when it comes to their feelings that we have to do whatever is necessary."

"You always think that you're right about things. All girls do!"

"I don't think I'm right Ronald. I know I am."

Hermione leaned up and kissed him on the lips to shut him up from saying anything more. The other two couples laughed again at their red headed friend.

Ginny stopped.

"Did you guys hear that?"

"Hear what?' Harry asked.

"I don't know. It sounded sort of like a muffled moan or something. Quiet. Maybe we can hear it again."

The group held their breath. It was completely silent.

"Neville!"

"There. I knew I heard something!"

"Did I just hear what I thought I did?" Ron asked.

"If you mean that moaning of our dear roommates name by a distinctly familiar female voice, then yes you did." Dean answered.

"All right Neville!" Harry whispered

"All right Parvati!" Lavender smirked.

Hermione motioned to the classroom on their left.

"It's coming from in there. Should we check it out?"

"I don't know. The idea of finding Neville and Parvati doing Merlin knows what beyond that door isn't going to sit well with my stomach." Ron said holding his middle.

"It's not like any of us really want to see that Ron," Hermione scolded.

"Speak for yourself!" Both Harry and Dean answered at the same time.

"Oh you two!" Ginny swatted Harry on his arm while Lavender did the same to Dean.

"Let's just get this over with."

Hermione slowly opened the door to the classroom with Harry, Ron, Ginny, Dean, and Lavender close behind. Keeping her eyes tightly shut, she called out "Parvati, Neville? Are you guys in here?"

No one answered. She opened her eyes to find the classroom empty. She opened the door all the way.

"Where are they?" Harry asked. "I know we heard them."

Just then, another moan was heard.

"Neville! Oh Merlin keep it up!"

"Sounds like a personal problem to me" Harry joked.

Ginny glared at him.

"It's coming from the closet!" Dean snickered pointing at another door on the side.

"Ouch! It's got to be cramped in there!" Ron cringed.

"Someone should really tell them we're here." Hermione said.

"You do it 'mione" Ron said as he nudged her forward.

"No way! You made me do it once already tonight with Dean and Lavender. I'm not doing that twice!"

Lavender blushed while Dean smiled proudly.

"Ok Lavender. You do it. This game was your idea in the first place." Ginny reasoned.

Lavender sighed.

"Alright!"

Lavender took a step closer to the door of the closet when she jumped back as Neville and Parvati came crashing out the door onto the floor.

"What the…?" Parvati stammered

"Bloody Hell!" Neville winced.

Neville and Parvati looked up to see the looks on the faces of their friends. Dean started laughing. Ron looked as if he was going to throw up. Ginny had her hands over her mouth in shock and disbelief. Harry was just standing there with a dumb look on his face, Lavender was pointing at them speechless, and Hermione was glaring at them like a mum who had just found her own daughter in the arms of her boyfriend.

Lavender finally found her voice.

"Parvati Patil! Put some clothes on!" Her hands immediately found Deans eyes and covered them. Ginny and Hermione followed her lead.

"No fair!" Dean shouted "You guys can still see!"

"Shut up!" Lavender yelled at him.

Parvati quickly darted around the back of Neville, who thankfully still at least had his boxers on.

"What are you two doing!" Hermione demanded.

"We can explain….."

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