TOPIC: A banana peel, a stuffed cat, a robot monkey, and a high school gym.
Roy: Okay Ed, Truth or Dare?
Ed: Dare me.
Roy: Let's test your alchemy.. I dare you to transmute a working monkey robot!
Ed: Piece of cake! (claps hands, transmutes a car into a monkey-looking robot)
Al: Nice, but does it work?
Ed: Of course! (flips a switch on it, it's eyes light up and it walks around a bit)
Monkey: (in a robot voice) Hi nice to meet you hi nice to meet you hi nice to meet you.
Roy: I guess that's good..
Monkey: (eyes glow red) DEATH TO ALL HUMANS DEATH TO ALL HUMANS DEATH TO ALL HUMANS (breaks through the wall)
Everyone: (blinks and sweatdrops)
Ed: I uh.. wouldn't worry about that too much.. Not like he's gonna hurt anybody..
(a scream is heard)
Ed: Yep, not gonna hurt anybody..
Sheska: I think you should take care of that..
Ed: I don't think it's something to worry about.. (walks over to the hole in the wall, slips on a banana peel on his way over, eye twitches and transmutes his automail into a sword) OKAY, HE'S DEAD!
(the group follows Ed outside, they stare at the path of damage caused by the robot monkey)
Ed: Okay! (pulls out a map) I think if we split up and start in lower Manhattan, we're bound to find him by noon tomorrow!
Winry: ...Or we could follow that path of destruction..
Ed: (looks at Winry) This is no time to talk crazy, woman! (Roy picks Ed up and shows him the path of damage) ...Okay, we follow this path!
(the group follows the path and ends up in a high school gym)
Hawkeye: Okay, he's gotta be here somewhere...
Al: Come out evil robot monkey!
(a crash is heard as a light falls from the ceiling)
Ed: There he is! (points at the ceiling, the monkey is hanging from a light) I'll make something to shoot him down! (claps his hands, transmutes the floor into a stuffed cat)
Winry: ...A stuffed animal? HOW IS THAT GONNA HELP!
Ed: I DON'T KNOW! (Throws it at the monkey, it zaps it with laser eyes)
Roy: ...why did you give him laser eyes...?
Ed: I thought it'd be cooler..
Roy: (sighs and shakes his head) And I gotta clean up your mess again.. (snaps, a trail of fire hits the monkey, it explodes)