A/N: First of all I have to say that the reviews I have gotten are some of the best. They are so funny and I am grateful that you guys are coming back for every chapter. I reread the story (including this chapter) today, and I have to admit, I laughed too! I am proud of this story, so tell everyone about it. So here is ch 13, I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it….Oh and for those of you who are wondering where Seamus is…well don't worry, he hasn't been forgotten.

"I can't see anything!" Dean yelled as he tried to pull Lavender's hands from around his eyes.

"Oh no you don't!" She hissed as her hands stayed firmly in place.

"We can explain this really." Parvati squeaked from behind Neville's back.

"I don't want to know!" Ron whined as he tried to keep Hermione's hands on his face to keep him from seeing what was in front of him.

"Ok everyone!" Hermione yelled as she finally freed her hands from Ron's grip. "We can discuss this once Neville and Parvati have…" she looked at them and shuddered, "made themselves, and us, a bit more comfortable."

"I think they are comfortable enough" Harry smirked trying not to laugh hysterically.

"I meant once they got themselves DRESSED! You men are all the same! I swear!"

"We'll be right outside this door. You have ONE minute to make yourselves decent!" Lavender said as she dropped her hands to prop them on her hips.

"Alright! I can see!" Dean said as Lavender's hands disappeared.

"Dean!"

"Get out already!" Parvati yelled.

The others in the group left the room. Throwing on their clothes (at least enough to cover themselves anyway), they opened the door and let the others back in again.

"So," Lavender started, "What do you have to say for yourselves?"

"You're one to talk Lav" Parvati stated, her voice showing a hint of annoyance, "I walked in on you and Dean a while ago and I certainly got an eye full!"

"Is there anyone who DIDN'T walk in on us?" Dean asked

"Shut up Dean!" all the girls yelled in unison.

"Hey, what are you yelling at me for?"

"Come to think of it…" Harry interjected "why are you even upset at Neville and Parvati? It seems every one of us had our own bit of fun tonight."

"Wait." Neville finally spoke. "You mean the reason why I sat in that closet by myself for so long was because Hermione was busy snogging Ron instead of playing the game?"

"Yep" Harry said

Hermione shot him a glare. Ron was standing there with his eyes shut.

"Ron. What are you doing?" Harry asked

"I'm trying to a keep myself from going insane. I figure if I keep my eyes closed I won't have to face the fact that we just witnessed Neville in his skivvies with a girl in maybe even less."

"Oy! Grow up Ron!" Ginny snapped as she slapped him upside his head.

Ron finally opened his eyes and stared angrily at his sister.

"What we were doing is none of your business Neville, but I can assure you that Ron and I did nothing even close to what you apparently have."

"Hermione!" Ron howled.

"Too bad for you mate" Dean snickered

"Yeah" Harry managed to say as he was currently trying to control his laughing, "some of us just don't have what it takes to keep the ladies interested."

"I have what it takes!" Ron said defensively as he stood straighter. "I'm just more of a gentleman than you too horny blokes!"

"Sure…a gentleman…right…"

"Shut it Dean!" the girls yelled again.

"Back to you two" Ginny demanded "what is going on?"

"I don't know what h..h..happened" Neville stammered. "I was just hiding there and waiting for Hermione to find someone, when Parvti comes in and throws herself on me. I didn't know what to do!"

"You Arse!" Parvati yelled. "Don't stand there trying to do the innocent and dumb act!"

"What act?" Ron inquired.

"There's no act." Neville stammered again.

"You are not going to blame this one me; make me out to be some evil seductress who took advantage of you."

"What are you talking about Parvati?" Harry asked "You really want us to believe that Neville here was the aggressor? Yeah right! We already know that you have a thing for him and this game was just an excuse for you to be alone with him."

"Lavender!"

Neville shot her a questioning look. All this had been for him?

"Oh come on Parvati. They were bound to find out anyway. After the scene that just unfolded before us, you know you can't deny it."

Parvati sighed.

"I'm not going to deny it. I do fancy Neville. But you guys have no idea what happened in there." She started to blush.

"Ahh Parvati?" Neville said looking at her.

"What happened?" Dean asked, his interest sparked further, "I get the feeling that Neville here is not telling us something?"

Neville went red.

"I'll tell you." Parvati started "I admit that this game was just the excuse I needed to try to get Neville alone. But…"

She paused and looked at the others around her. They were all hanging on her every word. Neville however was shooting her a look begging her not to continue. She was going to ruin his reputation. Parvati sensed his apprehension.

"Sorry Neville," she smiled at him, "but you're too good to keep secret."

"What are you talking about? This is killing me!" Dean wailed.

"But when I got in there and tried to put the moves on him, he surprised me. It seems that all of you boys have seriously underestimated him. Neville needed no seducing from me. On the contrary, he took control of the situation and…" she paused smiling at the feeling it gave her… "Well…just let me say that the boys of Gryffindor should be taking lessons from our dear Neville."

Everyone was in shock, once again.

"Seriously?" Lavender asked

"Very." Parvati nodded.

"You have got to be kidding me. Neville's some super sex god or something? You actually want us to believe that he knows what to do with a girl alone? That's too much!" Dean roared with laughter.

"I am still here you know!" Neville reminded them. Reputation be damned! He was not going to stand there and be ridiculed any longer.

"Sorry mate." Harry was barley able to speak. He and Ron were too busy snickering along with Dean. "But come on, Dean is right. It can't be true."

"Oh yeah? Is it that unfathomable?" Neville was getting mad. "See, this is why I never said anything. Why I never participate in your conversations about your little escapades that you talk about in our room. I knew you would laugh. None of you would ever believe me if I told you that I'm pretty sure that I've had more experience with making girls go weak in the knees than all of you put together!"

This made the guys laugh even harder.

"Oh come on Neville." Ron smirked, "You make girls go weak in the knees? You want us to buy that? Once again, as we have heard already said tonight, I have to see it to believe it!"

"Fine then!"

Neville turned to Hermione. In one swift movement he pulled her forcefully into him. Slipping his hand behind her neck, Neville brought his lips down onto Hermione's. Everyone, including Ron, was so shocked that the room went silent. Neville's soft lips teased at Hermione's until she opened her mouth to receive his tongue. Hermione didn't know what hit her, only that this was the best kiss she's had in her life! She felt her knees start to give out. The silence of the room was broken by a soft moan escaping from her mouth. Merlin she had never felt like this.

Neville pulled back and smiled. Hermione was still standing, although barley, with her eyes closed and a look of delicious dizziness on her face.

"Oh Merlin Neville!" She whispered.

"Now do you believe me?" Parvati said with a look of "I told you so" on her face.

Ron finally came to his senses. He lunged for Neville who barley escaped had it not been for Dean and Harry holding Ron back.

"You…!"

"Well that's what you get for laughing and doubting me! Now you can just ask your girlfriend if I was exaggerating or not."

Hermione was still standing there with a glazed look on her face. She suddenly had a new attitude and appreciation for Neville Longbottom.

"Hermione?" Ginny asked

"Huh?" she said snapping out of it.

"Well, was he exaggerating?" Lavender wanted to know, although somehow by the expression on Hermione's face, she was sure she already knew the answer.

"Merlin. I don't know how you did it, "she eyed Neville up and down, "but could you please teach that trick with your tongue to Ron? "

Ron was too shocked once again to speak, so was Dean and Harry for that matter. Neville smiled.

"Sorry, mione." he said as he flirtatiously caressed her cheek, "but some things you just can't teach. Either you got it…" he shot the other boys a look "or you don't. But if you want it again, you always know where to find me."

Hermione blushed.

"Let me at him!" Ron roared…..

So what did you think? To be continued…