TOPIC: Three sheets of paper, a bathtub of nacho cheese, a toaster oven, and an FBI Agent.
Ed: Truth or Dare, Hawkeye!
Hawkeye: Dare!
Ed: I dare you to do what you always wanted to do more than anything!
Hawkeye: (Grins) Gladly...
(Minutes later, she's naked, swimming in a bathtub of Nacho cheese. Roy gets a nosebleed and shakes his head)
Al: Why do I know all the weird people..?
Winry: (Gets out 3 sheets of paper) This should be fun to write...
Ed: ...Winry, you have problems...
(In a puff of smoke, a tall man in a suit and sunglasses appears)
Al: ...What the hell!
FBI agent: Where is Edward Elric?
Ed: That's me ...Why?
FBI: We have a sneaking suspicion that you are an Alien. No human should be that small...
(Ed snaps and pounces on him, beating him with a toaster oven)
Ed: (Smacking him) I (Smack) AM (Smack) NOT (smack) SHORT! (Smack smack smack smack smack)
Al: Brother! Calm down! (He and Winry pull him off)
Roy: I think he's dead...
Ed: (Drags him out of the room holding a shovel) You guys didn't see anything...