TOPIC: Some pillows, sugar, and Santa Claus
Roy: Okay, Scar, Truth or dare?
Scar: Dare.
Roy: I dare you to dress up and act like Santa Claus!
Scar: ..o..kay.. (puts on a red suit with a santa hat, fake beard, and slings a big red bag over his shoulder) Ho ho ho..
(a little girl walks up to him, he reaches down and pets her)
Scar: And what would you like for Christmas, little girl?
Little girl: (stares at him, then kicks him in the leg and runs off)
Scar: Ow! (holding his leg) F-cking brat!
Winry: Now now, it's not nice for Santa to swear at children.
Scar: Yeah yeah..
Ed: (smirks and walks up to him) Hi Santa.
Scar: (mutters to himself) Jeeze.. (to Ed) Hello there little boy, what would you like for Christmas?
Ed: (Pulls out long list) I wanna baseball bat that always hits home runs, I want my own radio station, I want a pool full of Jello, I want a magic wand, I want... (goes on and on for a while)
Scar: (tuned him out by now, not really paying attention) Uh huh, mhm, okay...
Ed: (folds up list again) ...and lastly I want an army of illtempered hamsters!
Scar: Right... Well Christmas ain't for another 6 months, genius.
Ed: But I want something right now! (pouts)
Scar: (sighs and rubs the bridge of his nose with his index finger and thumb, then reaches into his bag and pulls out candy) Here (hands it to Ed)
Ed: Ooh, thanks! (eats it)
Winry: Uh.. Scar?
Scar: What now?
Al: It's uh, not such a good idea to give Ed sugar..
Scar: (blinks) ...Why not?
Al: That (points to Ed)
Ed: (bouncing up and down on bed) BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY! (runs up to Al) I LIKE CANDY, DO YOU LIKE CANDY?
Al: Uh..
Ed: (runs up to Roy) I LIKE CHOCOLATE, DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE?
Roy: ...Sure..
Ed: (runs up to Sheska) I LIKE PUPPIES, DO YOU LIKE PUPPIES?
Sheska: Yup!
Ed: SHUT UP! NO ONE ASKED YOU! (runs over to the bed and grabs a pillow) HEY RIZA!
Hawkeye: What?
Ed: PILLOWFIGHT! (Hits her with pillow)
Hawkeye: Hey! I don't wanna f-cking pillowfight!
Ed: (still hitting her with pillow)
Hawkeye: Okay! That's it! (grabs a pillow and hits him with it)
Ed: (drops the pillow and holds his arm) WHY GOD, WHY! HOW COULD YOU, HAWKEYE! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!
Hawkeye: (sweatdrops)