A/N: I am going to take the time to write this and hopefully you will read this before you read the chapter. First of all, THANKS for the reviews! (A special Hi to the library gang), and keep them up! Secondly, for those of you who may not like the story, just remember this is a FICTION, it's meant to be funny, so I hope you guys like it! Now…the next chapter….

"Bloody Hell!" Ron screamed

"Merlin! " Ginny gasped

"Someone please Obliviate me!" Parvati pleaded.

"I am not seeing this!" Hermione yelled.

"Let me out of the way! I'm gonna be sick!" Neville demanded as he threw up barely missing Harry's shoes.

"Neville! Get a hold of yourself."

"What's going on?" Lavender asked. She was at the back of the pack and couldn't yet see what all the commotion was about. Finally pushing her way to the front, she gasped as she saw the horror of the situation. She screamed.

"What in the bloody hell are you doing here?" Seamus yelled back at his friends. "Can't you knock?"

There was only one lit torch on the wall providing light for the classroom, but it was all that was needed to be able to clearly illuminate the look of embarrassment on the faces of the mass of people all tangled together on the floor, including one very ticked off Seamus Finnigan.

"Seamus mate, please tell me that is not who I think it is with his hands down your pants?" Dean pleaded with his friend, although he could clearly see for himself who it was.

Draco quickly removed his hand and threw a deadly stare at the group of stunned Gryffindor housemates standing at the door.

"Malfoy!" Ron yelled, "Of all people Seamus, Malfoy?"

"Not just Malfoy," Ginny added in awe, "but Crabbe and Goyle too?

Draco's two bumbling goons were quickly detaching their lips and hands from Seamus's neck and other places.

"Hey! Don't knock it till you try it!" Seamus defended.

"There is no way on this earth that I would ever try that!" Harry grimaced. "Please tell me this is just a bad dream and that I will wake up and never remember it!"

"Oh shut up Potter! " Draco groaned as he rolled his eyes.

"Watch it or we may see a repeat of earlier! Quite frankly I'm surprised that you're not still on the floor in the Great Hall!"

"You wish. I'm ready when you are…"

"Stop it!" Hermione screamed. "You two are NOT going to fight again! Can we please get back to this very horrible, disgusting, life altering (and I don't mean in a good way) situation that is before us? The sooner we get to the bottom of this…"

Hermione heard a few giggles and snickers…

"Get your heads out of the gutter!" she scolded, "the sooner we get an explanation here, the sooner we can all leave!"

"Not that it is any of your guys business," Seamus started, "but I came across these two trying to drag Draco out of the Great Hall. I could see that he was hurt, and I was just trying to be nice and help."

"Be nice and help?" Dean asked as he raised his eyebrows. "Since when do you want to be "nice and help" when it concerns Slytherians?"

"Since these two dim wits here kept dropping me along the way" Draco scoffed, "that plus I made him an offer that he just couldn't refuse."

"What? Seamus please tell me that you don't honestly think that Draco is…ugg…hot?"

"Ok everyone." Seamus said as he put his hands up, "I will explain this just once, so listen up. And no snide remarks! Got it?"

Everyone nodded.

"This better be good" Neville muttered.

"Unknown to the rest of you, I've seen every one of you tonight! I saw Ron and Hermione finally get together in the corridor; I peaked in the door in the Great Hall only to find Harry and Ginny going at each other; I'm sure all of us, if we didn't actually see Lavender and Dean, we at least heard their moans; and then if that wasn't enough, I see Parvati sneaking into some classroom and then into a closet and then I hear the voice of none other than Neville here. Everyone was getting some but me! So, when Draco here offered to…help me enjoy the game more….I took him up on it!"

"So how did the two idiots over there come into play?" Harry asked.

"Simple. I told them to." Draco answered folding his arms across his chest.

"But you came on to me in the corridor earlier." Hermione said to Draco.

"Yes I did. I like variety. I go with whatever I'm in the mood for."

"This is getting more and more revolting." Ron said as he pretended to get sick.

"Don't do that Ron!" Parvati scolded him as she put her arms around Neville, "You're going to make him actually throw up again!"

"Whatever! Listen Seamus, we all get that you were lonely, but Malfoy? No one is that desperate!"

"Watch it Weasel. Think of how desperate Granger has to be to be with you."

Ron lunged at Draco. Harry and Dean grabbed him just in time as Seamus stepped in front of him.

"Stop Ron!" Hermione yelled. "Control your temper! If you just ignore the ferret, he'll eventually leave you alone. He's not worth the trouble."

"Can we forget about the ferret for a minute?" Ginny screamed.

Everyone looked at her.

"Thank You! As I was saying, forget the ferret. As disgusting as this whole thing is, I would rather not spend any more time in the same room with him. We came to find Seamus and we found him. Now let's just leave Seamus with his…partners…and go back to the common room."

"I agree with Ginny. I think it's safe to say, the game's over." Lavender added.

"Fine. " Ron gruffed. "Are you coming Seamus?"

Seamus looked at his feet.

"Well…ummm….you see…"

"What the Irishman is trying to say…" Draco grinned, "is that we're not finished."

"Bloody Hell!" Ron groaned again.

"I'm gonna be sick again." Neville gagged

"Obliviate me now!" Harry moaned

"This is one experience I do not want to hear about in the morning mate!" Dean grunted.

"Come on girls," Hermione conceded. "Grab your man and let's get them back upstairs"

After they had all safely made it out of the classroom, they walked in silence till they reached the common room, each lost in their own thoughts. This had definitely been an eventful night! They plopped themselves down around the room, each replaying the events that had taken place.

"Hey!"

"What is it Parvati?" Neville asked.

"What about the bet?"

"Oh yeah!" Ron grinned.

"Ok, so who won?" Ginny inquired.

"I did! I said Malfoy!" Neville beamed. "Wait a sec. I can't believe I'm happy that I won a bet where I picked Seamus to be snogging Malfoy!"

The room roared with laughter.

"Hold up! I won too. I said Crabbe." Parvati pointed out.

"Then so did I." Lavender added "I guessed Goyle!"

"So now what do we do? We have three winners."

"I don't know." Ron said, "I wasn't thinking that Seamus was going to be with more than one…" he shuddered at the memory.

"None of us did." Harry admitted.

Ginny squealed and clapped her hands.

" I have the perfect idea!"

"Uh oh. I should warn you guys. I've seen that look on my sister's face before. I would strongly advise everyone to think hard before you agree to anything that she suggests."

Ginny threw a pillow and hit Ron in the face.

"Watch it brother of mine" Ginny sneered. "I'm sure once you hear my idea, you'll all be game!"

To be continued……