Ed: Okay, this one is for everyone, Truth or Dare?
(Everyone talks amongst themselves for a minute)
Everyone: Dare!
Ed: Okay, I dare you to listen to one of Mustang's stories!
Roy: Oh good! Ahem. Well, it all started with a cracker with cheese in a hotel room in Tennessee...
-5 hours later-
Roy: ...And that's how I met my real grandfather!
Al: What the hell!
Hawkeye: Oh my god!
Winry: I think I'm gonna be sick..
Ed: That's not normal, man! That's not normal!
Roy: I'M NOT NORMAL! NOW HOW ABOUT ANOTHER?
Everyone: Dear god no!
Roy: Okay then! This one started out on a windy day when I was walking my pet flamingo home from pole vaulting...
-2 hours and 15 minutes later-
Roy: ...and that's when I realized I was wearing the wrong shoe!
Al: MAKE IT STOP!
Ed: How do I know you!
Hawkeye: I can't take much more..
Sheska: ...You're one disturbed little man...
Roy: HOW ABOUT ONE MORE!
(everyone grabs him and ties him up and throws him in the trunk of a taxi and the taxi drives off)
Ed: Finally done with him..
(Roy comes out of a nearby closet)
Roy: NOW WHERE WAS I? Oh yeah! It was late at night and the fish was sitting on the roof...
-a few minutes later-
Roy: ...and that's when my backyard was taken over by aliens!
(everyone is just staring at Roy, speechless)