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TOPIC: A leaf, noodles, and an MP3 player.


Winry: Roy, truth or dare?

Roy: Dare.

Winry: I dare you to... Hmmm, do something with a leaf and Riza!

Roy: ...Fine!

-3 hours and 43 minutes later-

(Hawkeye is in a small pool of jello, wide-eyed, panting loudly and naked while fish with wings fly around her. Roy wipes a bit of bacon off his mouth and puts his clothes on, holding a little leaf in his hand)

Hawkeye: That... was the... best...

Everyone: (Staring wide eyed)

Ed: HOLY F-CKING MOTHER OF SH-T!

Winry: That was... brilliant!

Al: You can do that?

Sheska: What the hell just happened?

Armstrong: That was amazing... but Roy, now it's your turn!

Roy: Right, Scar truth or dare?

Scar: (Leaning on a wall with an MP3 Player, bobbing his head)

Roy: Scar?

(He doesn't react, Roy snaps and melts the MP3 Player)

Scar: Hey! I was listening to my Ashely Simpson--Er I mean... um... Led Zepplin?

Roy: Whatever floats your boat man, now truth or dare?

Scar: (Sighs) Truth...

Roy: Is it true that you like to bask in noodles every day?

Scar: DAMMIT I TOLD THEM THAT WAS A LIE!...

Ed: Why do I know all the weird people?