TOPIC: A mug, 20 pounds (currency), and the London Eye.
Winry: Let's say we take a break and take a vacation somewhere?
Hawkeye: Sounds good.
Al: I'm in.
Roy: Okay.
Armstrong: How about London?
Ed: Yeah.
(they fly out to London, they're sitting in a hotel room)
Winry: So what does everyone want to do?
Ed: I wanna visit Big Ben!
Al: I wanna go on the London Eye!
Roy: I wanna make the London Bridge fall down again!
(Everyone stares at him)
Roy: ..what? It could happen..
Hawkeye: Well, that'll have to wait til tomorrow, it's already 11 PM.
Ed: How about we continue Truth or Dare while we're up?
Al: Okay, Sheska, truth or dare?
Sheska: Dare.
Al: I dare you to do something with this mug! (holds up a mug)
Sheska: Okay (takes the mug)
-1 hour and 36 minutes later-
(Sheska's in a matador costume, holding a sword, and a poodle's biting her leg. The wall between their room and the next is busted down, and Ed's automail arm is missing. Al's cowering in a corner, Winry's in the bathroom throwing up, and Roy is cackling. Riza's just sitting in the middle of the confusion)
Riza: ...How the hell did that happen!
Al: no more.. no more.. no more... MAKE IT STOP!
Ed: Where did you put my arm?
Roy: That was hilarious!
Winry: Ugh, that was disgusting.
Armstrong: I didn't know you could do THAT with a mug...
(someone knocks at the door)
Voice: Room service!
Ed: I'll get it. (answers it) Yeah?
Bellhop: Is uh, this your arm...? (holds up his automail)
Ed: ...Yeah! where'd you find it?
Bellhop: Apparently it fell from your window and almost hit someone..
Ed: Well, thanks for finding it for me. (goes to grab it, but the bellhop holds it above his head. Ed's jumping up trying to grab it) Hey! What gives!
Bellhop: There's a 20 pound lost and found fee..
Ed: This is an international hotel, I'm from America, DO YOU THINK I HAVE ANY POUNDS TO PAY WITH?
Bellhop: Too bad. (starts to leave with Ed's arm)
Ed: (sighs) God damnit.. (transmutes 20 dollars into 20 pounds) Here's your goddamn money!
Bellhop: Thanks (throws the arm at Ed)
Ed: Lousy service here anyway.. (slams the door)
Roy: Uh, Ed, you do know 20 pounds is worth more than 20 dollars, right?
Ed: No one has to know...