Roy: Ed, truth or dare?
Ed: Dare
Roy: I dare you to make out with Winry
Ed and Winry: W-what?
Ed: o-okay..
(they start making out, everyone's watching)
-10 minutes later-
(they're still making out)
-20 minutes later-
(they're still making out, everyone looks bored as hell)
-5 minutes later-
(Hawkeye and Roy fall asleep, Armstrong begins bench pressing Al)
Armstrong: 1..2..3..4..5..
-10 minutes later-
(still making out)
Armstrong: ...198..199..200! Need more weight... (grabs Ed, throws him on top of Al)
Ed: Hey! I was in the middle of something!
Armstrong: Yeah, yeah.. 1..2..3..4..5..
(Winry's dog appears and starts barking, waking up Roy)
Roy: ..huh? (looks ar Armstrong bench pressing Ed and Al, while Ed keeps yelling. He sweatdrops) Oh, they're finally done? (looks at Winry's dog. It has a Dr. Pepper can in its mouth. he grabs it then looks at Hawkeye, then back at the can, then at Hawkeye again, then smirks) Hmm... (opens it up and goes over to Hawkeye and dumps it on her. Ed, Al, and Winry gather around to watch)
Hawkeye: Ooh! Cold! (still asleep, smiles in pleasure. starts rubbing the Dr. Pepper over her body) How do you like it Roy? (smirks, still asleep)
Roy: Uh... (nosebleed)
Ed: ...o.O What the hell do you two do, anyway?
Roy: Nothing! Go Away!
Ed: (whispers to Roy) Ahh, think you could give me some tips..? Sounds like you know how to please a lady..
Roy: Well, uh..
Hawkeye: (still asleep) I bet you like this, huh Roy? (rubbing the Dr Pepper on her skin) Yeah, well this is the last time you're gonna see me like this because you're such a f-cking loser.. (wakes, up, stares at everyone, blinks) Oh.. good morning (smiles)
Ed, Al, and Winry: o.o... (starts laughing)
Ed: Yeah, forget what I said about those tips.
Roy: (sweatdrops and stars sobbing)