TOPIC: A breakup song, a cracked mirror, three baseballs, and a pepperoni pizza.
Al: Roy, truth or dare?

Roy: Dare!

Al: I dare you to sing a breakup song!

Roy: Fine! (He gets in the middle of everyone and starts singing "Down for the count", a nearby mirror cracks)

Al: Whoa! You suck worse than Yugi! (reference to Chap. 7)

Roy: What? I'm way better than that short little bastard!

Ed: DID YOU JUST CALL ME SHORT!

Roy: Are you kidding me? Are you as deaf as you are short?

Ed: (Angry vien on head) Roy so help me...

Roy: ...Short

Ed: GAH! (Tackles him, makes an anime style fighting cloud)

Al: (Sweatdrops) They have problems, I swear... and I'm related to him!

Armstrong: While they're fighting, who wants somethin to eat?

(The doorbell rings)

Winry: Damn! That was fast!

(Armstrong opens it, revealing a pizza guy)

Pizza Guy: One pepperoni pizza for a... "Me Gluttony, Me Want Tasty Pizza"?

(Everyone looks at Gluttony)

Armstrong: I should have known...(Takes it and puts something in the pizza guy's hand) There you are my good man, keep the change.

Pizza Guy: ...Dude, you can't pay with 3 baseballs...

(Armstrong slams the door shut)

Armstrong: Who wants pizza! Looks down to see it's gone) Where'd it go?

(Everyone looks at Gluttony to see a large square thing in his mouth. He chews it and swallows)

Gluttony: Ahhhhhhhh

Hawkeye: ...Did you really need to eat the box?

Gluttony: That's where all the flavor is...