Roy: Ed, truth or dare?
Ed: Dare of course!
Roy: (tosses him a bottle)
Ed: ...What is this?
Roy: Milk.
Ed: MILK! GET IT AWAY! (He tries to throw it away, but it won't go anywhere)
Roy: Good luck, I glued that bastard good.
Ed: You are a heartless son of a--
Winry: Ed, just drink it!
Ed: NEVER!
Al: Why not?
Ed: Al, you of all people should know that I hate milk!
Riza: Is that why you're so short?
(He looks royally pissed, but tries to pry it off his hand)
Winry: Calm down Ed!
Ed: It's not worth it! (He transmutes his automail arm into the sword, gets ready to cut his hand off) IT'S NOT WORTH IT!
Roy: Jesus Christ! (Tackles him)
Ed: Get it off! IT BURNS!
(Roy pulls it off, Ed punches him and he goes flying)
Ed: You deserved that you asshole!
Armstrong: Changing the subject... Who wants a pizza?
Gluttony: I will get it! Gluttony Like food!
Everyone: HELL NO!
Al: I'll get it...
(He leaves. standing in line, he sees two nerds in Klingon costumes)
Nerd 1: Oh please! Episode 231B was cleraly better than 120A in Star Trek!
Nerd 2: Come on! Captain Kirk can easily beat--
(Al knocks them out)
Al: Sorry, you both had that one coming...
(Hours later, Roy's reading the newspaper)
Roy: Hey... there's an anime convention in town!
Ed: Oh god, like we need more nerds around here...
Al: We should go!
(Everyone stares at him)
Al: What? it mnight me fun...
(They all end up at the convention)
Hawkeye: ...How the hell did we get here so fast?
Ed: Don't ask, now what the hell is there to do around here?
Roy: Good question...
(A loud scream is heard, three fangirls appear)
Fangirl 1: Oh my GOD! You look just like Roy Mustang!
Fangirl 2: He's so hot!
Fangirl 3: I got dibs on him!
Fangirl 2: Like hell you do, I get him! (She grabs his arm)
Fangirl 1: Mine! (Grabs his other arm)
Fangirl 3: How about we share him? (She grins pervertedly)
Fangirl 1 and 2: Okay! (They all pick him up and carry him away)
Ed: ...What the hell just happened?
Hawkeye: Those three sluts just ran off with my man! GET BACK HERE! (She chases them)
Al: ..Right...
(Some guy dressed as Kenshin Himura walks by)
Kenshin: Who are you supposed to be?
Ed: Ed Elric...
Kenshin: ...I don't think he's that short...
(Ed screams and pounces on him, clawing at him)
Al and Winry: Ed, Calm down! (They pry him off, a piece of clothing in his hand and between his teeth)
Ed: LET ME DOWN! THE LITTLE F-CKER'S ASKING FOR IT!