Disclaimer: I do not own Xenosaga or anything...except for the plot. I wish I did...(daydreams)

Anyway, I just have to say one thing...in order to get the full effect of this whole story and feel the emotions with it, you have to listen to some type of music for theemotional parts. I reccomend some Evanescence. It's what inspired me to write it so you won't get what I'm trying to get at...okay, so maybe you will. I'm just...wierd that way. Oh well, let's just get on to the story. I talk too much...

Chapter 1

Down in the basement of the Elsa in the Robo-foundry, the Professor had made another one of his wacky inventions. He called everyone down to see it.

"So…you're saying this let's you travel back in time? Doesn't the encephalon all ready do that?" Matthews asked, crossing his arms.

"Yes, but it only teleports you to an imaginary space and it only projects where you've all ready been! This takes you to the real environment and to anywhere you set it to. I could set it at 180 AD if I wanted to!" The professor explained. Assistant Scott nodded excitedly.

"We haven't tested it yet, so we are going to pick two of you to experiment for us! Of coarse, we're only picking two because of limited space…so whoever is going please be prepared to be squished in there together." Assistant Scott added.

"I'm going to think of a number….and the two closest to that number are our volunteers. It's 1-10 by the way." The professor explained. He put his hand up to his chin and then nodded, letting everyone know that he had the number. These are the following results:

Shion: 4

Matthews: 2

MOMO: 5

Jr.: 6

Allen: 10

Ziggy:…didn't participate…

Tony: 8

Hammer: 9

KOS-MOS: Also didn't participate

Chaos: 1

Jin: 3

"Okay, Professor, what number did you pick?" Assistant Scott asked excitedly.

"I pick 6!"

"WHAT? Shoot…" Jr. said, tilting his head down.

"It looks like Jr. and MOMO are going to test my machine for me!" The Professor announced happily. Jr. blushed as well as MOMO.

"But Professor…I thought you said it should be same gender type of thing just in case someth…"

"Assistant Scott! Shut your yapper!" Assistant Scott sighed and went over to the device. He took off the cover and revealed a cylinder shaped object.

"You're…expecting us…to fit into that!" Jr. said while pointing to MOMO and himself and then to the machine that sat in front of them. The Professor and Assistant Scott nodded.

"But…are sure we'll fit?" MOMO asked gently. She swallowed hard as the two nodded once again.

"Don't worry, me and Assistant Scott tried it out…there's not too much room…but you'll fit. I'll be sending you to 199 AD so when you come back, tell us about your adventures! Oh, and to let us know when your ready to come back, I'll give you this little key chain. Just push the button on the back and we'll teleport you back!" The Professor explained, handing MOMO the flashy key chain.

"Ummm…" MOMO replied as she took the key chain. She examined it and it had a tiny button on the back.

"Don't worry! Now get in there you two!" The Professor rushed, pushing MOMO and Jr. into the tiny machine, having some difficulties. Once the two were shoved in there (facing each other) Assistant Scott went over to one of the panel boards controlling the Time Machine and pushed a green button.

"Have fun you two!" Shion laughed. Jr. gave her a somewhat evil glare and then he and MOMO vanished with a bright light.

"Ummm….Professor, I just noticed…you cheated at that number game. You said it after everyone said their numbers." Assistant Scott told the Professor. He received a glare from the Professor and then backed off.

"Assistant Scott," the Professor took him aside from all of the others, who where now bickering about the recent event, "They were two smallest and they would just make a cute couple."

"That's the reason? Professor…!"

"Shh! I don't want them to know…just forget about that okay?"

"…I guess…"

Jr. and MOMO found themselves in the middle of a dense forest. It was foggy and the rain was pouring buckets.

"Geez…just our luck…" Jr. said, his hair all ready dripping with water. MOMO looked around cautiously, making sure she didn't leave Jr.'s side. "Come on, let's try and find someone…even though I doubt there would be anyone here…" Jr. suggested. MOMO nodded and ran over to him.

They began trudging through the forest, running into foot deep puddles, annoying bugs and anything else that could be annoying. Jr. was soaking wet with mud and water from tripping over a rock and falling into a mud puddle and MOMO was clinging to his arm at the sight of spiders the size of her hand.

"Let's stop for a while…" MOMO said still holding Jr.'s arm tightly. Jr. nodded in agreement and they sat under a tree that was big enough for them to be shaded from the rain.

"I hate it here…how could people live here?" Jr. said, crossing his arms. MOMO had let go of his arm. Instead, she sat really close to Jr., hoping nothing would attack her.

"I-I agree! Just to think all of this was real back then! I…" Her complaining stopped when a spider lowered in front of her face. She gulped and then screamed, scaring Jr. He stood up and immediately took out his guns. MOMO had gotten up with him and ran from the tree.

"What's wrong?" Jr. said with a fighting expression. He soon found the spider that had lowered itself in front of MOMO. He sighed and put his guns back, walking over to MOMO. MOMO had her hands up to her mouth and she was shaking heavily.

"It's just a spider MOMO…"

"I-I-I know…but…but….SPIDERS ARE SCAREY!" She screamed and she began to cry in Jr.'s arms. Jr. had a confused look on his face and then awkwardly put his arms around her.

"It's okay…really…"Jr.'s head turned as he heard distant chanting. Some types of drums were being beaten in a specific beat. "Hey, do you hear that?" Jr. asked. MOMO looked up and let him go, just as he had let her go.

"Yeah…" They continued to listen in and heard some singing. Jr. began to move away from MOMO's side, leaving MOMO there. MOMO soon began to follow.

As they both got closer, the music and singing became louder and more detailed than what they had heard. Jr. tried seeing through the thick fog and rain as well as past the trees and bushes.

"I can't see…we'll have to get closer."

"But Jr…"

"Don't worry MOMO, if anything happens I'll shoot them all down." Jr. reassured. The pink haired realian still didn't feel right, but listened to Jr. He inched closer until he was near a bundle of bushes. He kneeled down and made an opening in the bushes. MOMO joined him, making her own hole.

"Are you sure we should be doing this?" MOMO questioned in a whisper.

"Don't worry; we're not hurting anything…MOMO, what's wrong?" MOMO had a worried expression on her face as she looked past Jr. "What?"

"W-w-what is that?" MOMO said pointing to a small black creature with a stripe down its back.

"What's wha…!" Jr. turned around to face the furry little creature. He stayed still looking at it. The skunk soon felt like it was being pursued and turned around and lifted its tail. Suddenly the two jumped up and screamed as a nasty smell came from it, catching the attention of the tribal members.

"Who's there!" one of the foreign people yelled. Jr. cursed under his breath while MOMO turned to them. She smiled and waved nervously while Jr. kicked the skunk away, only making it smell worse.

"Ummm…hi." MOMO said nervously. Her expression turned into worry and disgust as she saw a fat man with strange weapons on his hands. He had markings all over his body and a strange golden plate on his chest. He was covered with a cloth and had a bandana with feathers out around it.

"Take them alive!" He yelled. Jr. heard his booming voice and his expression matched MOMO's.

"Come on! We've got to get out of here!" He said, grabbing MOMO by the hand. Soon they found themselves running away from the whole tribe. Jr. knew that they couldn't keep running, so he dragged MOMO up one of the trees.

"We're not that easily fooled!" One of the tribe members said as he began climbing the tree.

"Well, I guess I have no choice!" Jr. whipped out his guns and began to shoot. Jr. couldn't see past all of the leaves, so he never hit his target. Suddenly, a woman appeared out of nowhere. "Wait a second, you're a woman!" he said in shock as an amazoness shot up the tree at an amazing speed.

"Listen here sweet heart, your coming with me." She said. Her voice was rough and unfeminine like, even though it could seduce anyone easily if used properly.

"No way! Who are you people anyway?" he asked, quickly pointing his guns at her. MOMO hid behind him on the branch they were currently located on.

"So you want to know who we are huh? We're the Nanman tribe…and I'm Zhu Rong. The man you met down there is my husband, Meng Huo." She explained. Jr. scratched the back of his head while holding the gun.

"Uh…what? What types of names are those?"

"Jr., we're all ready in a bunch of trouble don't push it…please?" MOMO asked, poking her head from behind him.

"Oh, so there are two of you huh? Well, I guess we'll have to take both of you." Zhu Rong stood up from her crouching position. She had perfect balance on the tree limb. "I'd be careful around her if I were you…especially on that branch." She warned. Jr. looked at the branch. It began to crack and MOMO began to panic.

"Jr.! We're going to fall!" MOMO moved closer to Jr. and hugged him tight.

"I noticed! MOMO! Don't struggle or else…ahhhhhhhh!" The two fell out of the tree with the branch. Jr. landed first and MOMO landed on top of him. The two were immediately surrounded by Nanman troops. MOMO slowly stood up, getting off of Jr. Jr. also stood up brushing himself off then looking at the crowd around him.

"I have a feeling they're mad…"

"I noticed Jr…"

Okay, so I had to add in Dynasty Warriors! It...it...it just fit the story so well, and my DW fics still need to be finished...people hate me because I never finish any of my stories. Eh heh...gulp Anyway, hope you liked the story. I'm trying my best...well, not in the first chappie...but I'm trying to make my first horror story...so please don't laugh...well, except at the first chapter and a few other parts...Ah! Screw it, just think of it as a comedy/horror/romantic/angst/whatever else is in it. I just put up the two things that I wanted this story to be. Have fun! Oh, I almost forgot...REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVIIIIIEEEWWW! OR ELSE I'LL SICK ALBEDO ON YOU! ...okay, so maybe not, but he'll bother you mentally...lol! Anyway, TTYL!