TOPIC: Boredom, an appearance in court, a half-eaten sandwich, and some bubblegum
Al: Ed, truth or dare?
Ed: (sigh) Dare.. WAIT NO! F-CK THIS SH-T! I'M BORED AS HELL! LET'S DO SOMETHIN WILD!
Winry: ...like what?
Ed: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT! (whispers in her ear)
Winry: ...uh huh... yeah... okay... alright... I think we can do that... a half eaten sandwich?... yeah... Sounds like fun, let's go! (grabs Ed's hand and runs out the door. Roy and Hawkeye blink)
Roy: So, what do you think that was all about...?
Hawkeye: (shrugs) Knowing them, it'll end up on an episode of Cops...
(Roy and Riza look at each other, then run to the TV and turn it on)
News Announcer: In other news, local couple Ed Elric and Winry Rockbell appeared in court today for charges unknown to the press at this time.
Roy: (turns it off) Yeeah, expect a phone call...
Hawkeye: Can't leave them alone, can we?
(the phone rings)
Roy: (answers it and sighs) Yeah? Uh huh.. Okay.. A half eaten sandwich...? Yeah.. alright... (sigh) We'll be there.. (hangs up) Okay, we gotta go bail them out.
Hawkeye: What'd they do?
Roy: Stole a hundred packs of bubblegum..