The weirdest day
Just the other day I was yelling for my husband Duzzie to go do the dishes. He comes in the kitchen and this girl pops out of my cupboards and starts yelling " I love you Duzzie " I looked at the girl and rolled my eyes everyone always loved my husband everyone that meets him I was thinking. Duzzie and I go to throw the girl out of the house and we see that it is raining fish! The girl was scared of fish so she then started to bite us and kick us till we finally let go of her. "How do you know my husband and why are you here?" I asked a little confused by what has happened today so far "come on why? ". "I met him when a missile went flying at me and he saved me so I came to thank him with my eternal love "she said. "Well you cant give him your eternal love because I' m his wife" I told her I looked outside and there is a giant lizard torturing the town Duzzie then said "yes I'm married, I'm with my true love I'm sorry little girl, and what's your name anyway?" "I'm Sakuni and your name is?" Sakuni said pointing at me "I am Rikku and this is Duzzie I think you already know that though because you seem to know a lot about my husband" I said sounding a little annoyed by this intruder. "Of course I know about Duzzie he is my one true love and I won't let some wannabe Duzzie lover announce she is his wife" Sakuni declared. I, very annoyed at this point, began to clench my fist in rage; I was thinking, who did this girl think she was declaring love to my husband in such a rude manor, telling me off like that. Duzzie noticed my anger and try to calm me down with a few sweet whispers in my ear. I began to relax, my husband's sweet voice rang through my ears until, Sakuni began to pull on Duzzies arm. That was the last straw I knew if I didn't do something now she would always think Duzzie loved her. Right as I was about to get Sakuni's facts straight a meteor landed in my backyard the explosion shook us. Without thinking I clung to Duzzie but so did Sakuni. We see little green space men crawl out from under the meteor. "What a day!" I screamed. Duzzie again began to sense how upset I was and told Sakuni , "I'm sorry miss but I am already taken and in love my feeling for you will never be there please understand your upsetting my wife". I looked over at Sakuni waiting for her reaction. Sakuni looked as if tears were going to run down her cheeks but all of the sudden she flew at me. I, happy to beat her up, smiled through her fit of rage. Duzzie was horrified at the sight of a fan girl and his wife beating each other up in his presence he began to walk away knowing sooner or later he might be pulled into the bottomless pit which was jealousy. I glancing over at Duzzie and laughed uncontrollably, Sakuni had grabbed hold of my waist and was tickling me. I jumped up and ran to the front yard. Sakuni followed taking with her one of the little green men's lazar gun. Sakuni pointed the gun at me and said "now he's mine MUHAHAHA" Duzzie then came up behind her and tied her up with a sausage. I, relieved, look at Duzzie and through an extra sausage at his head. "That's the last time you save someone and bring home fan girls! Do you understand honey?" My husband nods rapidly in agreement. We slowly walked back into the house without noticing Sakuni beginning carried away by little green men. I said with a big smiles across my face "Duzzie did you do the dishes? Do them now!" Duzzie ran into the kitchen and begins his chore. I patted him on the back and kissed his cheek, "that's my boy".