The Clown and the Author

Welcome to chapter 2 of my story folks! I'm glad that people seem to like it, also a quick note: Matt is me. I am the one helpng Buggy. I'll let you start the story now! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. But with my crack team of lawyers I will own it soon! Mwhahahahaha!

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Buggy's Ship, The Dungeons...

Matt was in shackles while writing for Buggy. "First order of business" said Buggy "Take us to the Going Merry. NOW!"

"They don't have that ship anymore" said Matt "The King of Beasts is their current ship"

"Then take me to that ship!" said Buggy

Matt wrote "And then Suddenly, The King of Beasts appeared right next to Buggy's ship" then the writing faded.

Alvida Burst into the room. "Captain Buggy! The Straw-hat crew is right beside our ship!" said Alvida.

"Wonderful!" said Buggy "Young author, I need you to come up on deck with me in case I need you"

"I don't know..." said Matt.

"Reviews..." said Buggy.

"Alright I'll come!" said Matt.

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King of Beasts, on deck...

Zoro woke up wondering what the ruckus was outside. Zoro walked outside and saw Buggy's ship right next to theirs. "Guys, Buggy's back" said Zoro "We should take them out before they get annoying"

"Yeah" said Sanji as he walked out of the kitchen "I got dibs on battling the lion tamer"

"I think we should ignore them" said Nami as she walked out of her room.

"Your right" said Robin as she got off her deck chair and closed her book "They'll go away if we ignore them"

"Bring them on!" shouted Usopp from the look-out "The Brave Captain Usopp will take down everyone of them!"

"Go Usopp!" cheered Chopper, standing right next to Usopp.

"What's going on out here?" asked the newest member Franky as he came out from below deck "I was downstairs patching up the new ship and now we're in a different sea!"

"Hello again" said Buggy as he jumped onto the Merry Go "Good to see you all again. Now where's Luffy?"

"Who are you?" asked Franky.

"Who are you?" asked Buggy.

"Buggy, meet Franky, our shipwright" said Zoro "And Franky, meet Buggy, our annoying enemy"

"It's Supa to meet you!" said Franky "So you want Luffy? I'll get him for you"

Franky opened up the fridge built into his chest and pulled Luffy out.

"Why is Luffy in your fridge Franky?" asked Nami.

"I wanted to see if I could freeze him so future generations can be annoyed by him" said Franky.

"WAKE UP LUFFY!" screamed Nami as she whacked him in the head with her clima-tact.

"Wha?" said Luffy as he woke up "Oh, hi Buggy! How ya doing?"

"Once I beat you I'll be very well" said Buggy.

"Buggy, you never beat us" said Robin "What makes you think we'll lose this time?"

"Because I have him!" said Buggy as he pointed to the boy behind him.

"Hi, how ya doin?" asked Matt.

"Who's he?" asked Luffy.

"He's an author" said Buggy "Not just any author, but an author who's favourite villain is me!"

"Wow" said Sanji "I didn't know people like that still excisted"

"I'm not a fan" said Matt "I'm just addicted to reviews"

"So why should we fear him?" asked Zoro.

"Matt, show them why" said Buggy.

Matt wrote down something on a piece of paper and Zoro's sash turned pink.

"Crap" said Zoro as he pulled out his swords "Enchanted paper. I better take this guy out"

Zolo charged at Buggy and Matt at full speed.

"Do it Matt" said Buggy with a large smile.

"Please Buggy, no..." said Matt.

"Do it..." said Buggy.

"Fine" said Matt as he wrote something down.

Zoro's swords turned into rubber chickens.

"What the hell?" said Zoro as he lifted one right in front of his face.

"Buggy please..." said Matt.

"Write it" said Buggy.

"I'm sorry Zoro" said Matt as he wrote something down.

The chicken in front of Zoro's face turned back into a sword... and stabbed Zoro in the face.

"ZORO!" cried the whole crew.

"Ah, revenge is sweet" laughed Buggy.

"Take this!" said Luffy as his arm stretched out "Gomu Gomu Cannon!"

Luffy's arm punched Matt right in the face.

"I'm loving this!" said Buggy "I've killed the swordsman and I'm not the one who gets the blame! Matt, make Luffy get tied up in chains!"

"Very well" said Matt as he got up and wrote something down. Chains appeared from nowhere and tied Luffy up.

"Cabaji! Bring Luffy to the dungeons!" ordered Buggy.

"Yes Captain" said Cabaji as he dragged Luffy onto their ship and downstairs.

Buggy laughed. "Now Matt" said Buggy "Do your stuff"

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10 minutes Later...

Nami was trapped in a cage, Chopper was made into a stew, Robin was impaled to death with a poneglyth tablet, Franky was completly rusted and Sanji found the All Blue... and is sleeping with the fishes in the All Blue.

"Let's see..." said Buggy "I know that there's one more..."

"Yeah" said Matt "Usopp, wonder where he is..."

Suddenly the heard a yelp from the look-out. Buggy and Matt looked up to see Usopp trembling in fear.

"You monsters!" said Usopp "I'm going to teach you a lesson! I will take you out along with my 8000 men!"

Buggy began to laugh his brains out. "8000 men? You always say that you have 8000 men!" said Buggy.

"Not true" said Usopp "Last time I said 10000..."

Buggy looked down to see Matt writing somethng down.

"What are you writing?" asked Buggy as he swiped the paper.

"YOU!" shouted Buggy as he dropped the paper. It floated over to Usopp's feet and Usopp picked it up.

"And for the first time ever, Usopp was telling the truth. Because from nowhere burst 8000-"

"YOU TRY TO BETRAY ME!" shouted Buggy "THEN YOU'LL GO TO THE DUNGEON WITH LUFFY"

Buggy ordered Mohji over and sent Matt to the dungeons.

"Now to finish this off" said Buggy as he pulled out a dagger

To be continued...

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Now I know what you're thinking. Killing off Zoro, Sanji, Robin, Franky and Chopper is the worst thing to ever be done in this website. But just keep reading and I promise you wont regret it! See ya next chapter!