TOPIC: Crayons, a bus, and salt.
Hawkeye: Gluttony, Truth or Dare?
Gluttony: Dare!
Hawkeye: I dare you to draw your favorite food with these crayons! (hands him a box of crayons)
Gluttony: Okay! (takes the crayons and eats them then burps)
Winry: Um, you weren't supposed to eat the crayons..
Hawkeye: Here, don't eat them this time... (hands him another box)
Gluttony: (takes them and eats them again)
Hawkeye: (sigh) Ed, do you mind?
Ed: Fine... (claps hands, transmutes a brick into a box of crayons, hands them to Gluttony, he eats them)
-2 hours, 16 minutes, and 179 boxes of crayons later-
Ed: THIS IS THE LAST GODDAMN BOX I'M GONNA MAKE! (claps hands, transmutes another brick into a box of crayons, hands it to Gluttony) DO NOT EAT THIS ONE!
Gluttony: (takes it, blinks) Ooh! This is for COLORING, not EATING! I get it now!
Everyone: (anime fall) YES!
Gluttony: Hm, Gluttony's favorite food.. Got it! (finds a sheet of paper and starts drawing on it.)
-a few hours later-
Gluttony: Done! (holds up the sheet of paper)
Envy: ...THAT'S your favorite food?
Lust: ...What the hell is it?
Ed: ...IT TOOK YOU THREE F-CKING HOURS TO DRAW THAT?
Winry: (cough) That's uh... interesting, for lack of better words...
Roy: (eye twitches) Idiot..
(paper shows a small circle with a beak and the words "BWAK BWAK" written around it)
Gluttony: IT'S A CHICKEN! (looks at it, then puts salt on it and eats the paper)
Hawkeye: ...Did he just eat that?
Lust: He eats everything...
Gluttony: Gluttony's turn! Midget, Truth or Dare?
Ed: (eye twitches) ...Dare...
Gluttony: I dare you to make a bus stop!
Ed: (sighs) Fine. (claps his hands, puts them on a nearby sofa, it turns into a bench and a sign that says "Bus Stop" on it) There, happy?
Al: I see no point in that..
Roy: This is Gluttony we're talking about... DO YOU SEE ANY POINT IN ANY THING HE DOES OR SAYS?
Al: ...good point.
Ed: Now- (suddenly, the sound of an engine revving is heard coming closer)
Envy: What the hell is that?
(Suddenly a bus comes crashing through the wall and stops in front of the bus stop Ed made. Ed dives out of the way)
Ed: HOLY F-CK!
(people get off the bus and the bus drives through another wall. The people walk out of the hole in the wall)
Winry: What the hell?
Ed: (transmutes the bus stop back into a sofa, then turns to Gluttony) ...You stupid sonova bitch...
