TOPIC: Mistletoe, a frog in a blender, and apple cider.
Sheska: Ed, truth or dare?
Ed: Dare.
Sheska: I dare you to walk over to Winry!
Ed: ...that's it? (shrugs) Whatever. (he walks over to her) Was that all?
Winry: Hey Ed.. (points up)
Ed: (looks up to see some mistletoe) Meh.. (kisses her, then they start making out)
Al: Um, Ed..?
(they're still making out)
Sheska: I'll go ahead and go again since he's um, busy.. Roy, truth or dare?
Roy: Dare.
Sheska: I dare you to make the group some apple cider.
Roy: (smirks) I'll make my special adult cider.. (walks to the kitchen)
Al: What's that mean?
Hawkeye: (sweatdrop) Just don't drink it..
Al: I can't drink it anyway! I'm a f-cking suit of armor!
Roy: (comes back into the room) Why is there a frog in the blender..?
(everyone follows him to the kitchen, there's a frog floating in some water in the blender)
Hawkeye: How'd that get there?
Frog: (to Riza) Hey sweet-cheeks, you got a fine ass!
Sheska: Gasp, it talks!
Roy: Yeah, and it's talkin bout my woman! (turns the blender on 2, the frog's just floating)
Frog: Wow, you're a pansy.
Roy: (turns it up to 3, the frog starts spinning)
Frog: Hey look, I'm spinnin!
Roy: (turns it up to 5)
Frog: Hey dumbass, tryin to make me puke? (coughs up a fly, then eats it again)
Roy: (turns it up to 7)
Frog: (holding onto the sides) Okay, joke's over, cut it out!
Roy: (turns it up to 8)
Frog: (hits the sides) You suck!
Roy: (turns it up to 9)
Frog: (keeps hitting the sides hard) Hey! Ow!
Roy: (turns it up to 10)
Frog: Whoa! (blades cut him up. Sheska, Winry, and Riza look away)
Hawkeye: Disgusting!
Winry: Eww
Ed: Haha, that was great!