TOPIC: Cherry pie, a red rose, and the Ring of Power from Lord of the Rings.
Hawkeye: Ed, Truth or Dare?
Ed: Dare me!
Hawkeye: I dare you to.. (whispers in his ear) ..confess your love to Winry.
Ed: (blushes) What! I can't do that!
Roy: Oh, suck it up, wuss. I'm sure it can't be that bad. Hell, I could probably do it myself!
Hawkeye: (glares at Roy, then turns back to Ed) It's easy, just go up and say it!
(everyone's looking at them with confused looks)
Ed: (sigh) Fine. (claps his hands and transmutes something, then puts it behind his back where no one can see it.)
Al: What's that?
Ed: You'll see soon enough.. (walks over to Winry, then kneels down and presents the red rose to her) Winry, I love you so much. I've always loved you.
Winry: (blushing and smiling) Oh Edward! I love you too! (wraps her arms around him and kisses him)
Roy: ...Right...
Ed: Alright, this one is for everyone, Truth or Dare?
(everyone talks amongst themselves)
Everyone: Dare.
Ed: Okay, I dare the entire group to dress up like characters from Lord of the Rings!
(everyone shrugs)
-An hour later-
(Roy is dressed as Aragorn, Riza as Arwen, Winry as Legolas, Al as Gandalf)
Ed: Alright, seems like everyone did that.
Roy: Wait. (digs around in his pocket, pulls out a ring that looks like the Ring of Power. He tosses it to Ed)
Ed: What's this?
Roy: It's the Ring of Power.
Ed: ...Why are you giving it to me?
Roy: Well you're gonna dress up too, right? Aren't you gonna be Frodo? You're sure as hell short enough to be.
Ed: (eye twitches) WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MIDGET SO SHORT HE GETS CONFUSED FOR A LOST CHILD WHEN HE GOES TO THE MALL?
Roy: You, you freaky little hobbit!
Ed: Okay! Enough Lord of the Rings! (throws the ring at Roy. Everyone dresses normally and sits down in the circle)
Winry: I guess I'll go. Roy, truth or dare?
Roy: Truth.
Winry: How many cherry pies can you eat in a row?
Roy: Um, I don't really know.. 5?
Winry: Let's find out! (runs to the store, buys 30 cherry pies, brings them back in under a minute. Everyone stares at her)
Hawkeye: ...How did you do that so fast?
Ed: HOW DO WE DO ANYTHING ANYMORE?
Winry: Okay! Start eating! (puts a pie in front of Roy)
Roy: (looks at Winry, then the pie, then back to Winry, then back to the pie)
Winry: Well? C'mon! What are you waiting for?
Roy: (sighs) Fine.. (starts eating the pie)
Everyone: Chug! Chug! Chug!
Roy: (stops eating) DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DRINKING TO YOU? (finishes one pie, goes on to the next)
Ed: We were just getting into the spirit of things!
Roy: Whatever. (finishes that one, grabs nother)
-2 hours, 3 trips to the store, $1500, and 124 pies later-
Roy: (looks like he's gonna throw up) Okay, I think I'm finished... (head falls into the pie he was eating)
Hawkeye: (sweatdrop) I don't think Gluttony can even eat that much...