TOPIC: A camera, a Butterfinger bar, soap, and a bikini.
Roy: Riza, Truth or Dare?
Hawkeye: Um, dare.
Roy: I dare you to wear nothing but a bikini!
Hawkeye: W-what?
Roy: You heard me! Anyway, you can change in that empty room over there. (points to an empty room)
Hawkeye: (sighs) Fine... (she goes into the room and shuts and locks the door)
Winry: What are you planning, Mustang...?
Roy: Oh nothing.. (pulls a camera out of his pocket, goes over to the wall where the room is, takes a painting off the wall revealing a small hole)
Ed: What do you think you're doing?
Roy: Shut up and don't mind me... (staring through the hole and watching Riza change) Oh yeah.. (puts the camera up to the hole and snaps some pictures, then quickly sits back down)
Al: What were you doing?
Roy: I said nothing!
Ed: (sweatdrop) Colonel Pervert..
Roy: Shut it, midget! (throws a rock at him)
Ed: You sonova-! (starts strangling him)
Roy: Get off! (kicks him off)
(Riza comes out of the room wearing a red bikini and blushing with her hair down)
Hawkeye: There, you happy?
Roy: Oh am I ever.. (drooling)
Ed: Um, uh, er, uh... (staring)
Winry: Ed! (covers his eyes) Not for your eyes!
Ed: I'm not looking! I'm not looking!
Winry: Good. (uncovers his eyes)
Ed: Uh... (still staring at Riza)
Winry: ED! (throws a wrench at him)
Ed: Ow! Okay! I'll stop!
Hawkeye: Um, Ed, Truth or Dare?
Ed: Dare! (smirks) I'll do whatever you tell me to.. (drooling)
Winry: (smacks him with a wrench over and over again) YOU (smack) DON'T (smack) DO (smack) THAT! (smack smack smack)
Ed: Hahaha, flying red polka dots... (falls over)
Hawkeye: Is he okay...?
Roy: Who cares..
-An hour later-
Ed: (wakes up) How long was I out...? (blinks) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
(Hawkeye is sitting on Roy's back like a dog, Winry's filling Al's head with liquid soap, Sheska's jumping up and down on a small trampoline with an accordion)
Winry: Oh, um.. yeah, things happened while we were waiting for you to wake up.. (she puts Al's head back on his body, Riza gets off Roy, Sheska gets off the trampoline)
Sheska: (nervous cough) Anyway..
(Roy pulls a Butterfinger bar out of his pocket and starts eating it. Ed watches him)
Ed: Hey.. (checks his pockets) That's my Butterfinger, you candy-stealing bastard! (tackles Roy)
Roy: Well you were sleeping and you and sugar don't mix! (trying to keep the Butterfinger away from Ed)
Ed: Don't lay a finger on my Butterfinger! (punches Roy)
Roy: That's it! (eats the entire Butterfinger bar) What now, short stuff!
Ed: (glares at Roy then turns to Hawkeye) Hey Riza, Pervert Mustang here took pictures of you changing through that hole in the wall! (points to the hole)
Riza: W-WHAT? (looks over at the hole, then glares at Mustang with fire in her eyes)
Roy: Um.. I can explain? (she's still glaring at him, now holding a wrench curtousy of Winry) God damn I hate you Ed.. (Riza starts beating him with the wrench)